Last night I got so annoyed at the latest tract by Jack Chick, The Bully, that I decided to spend five hours creating a parody of it. So I thought I’d submit it here for y’all’s entertainment.
I’ve been thinking of re-watching Twin Peaks. Like one episode a week. But I think I’ll wait until it cools down a bit and gets darker earlier. Maybe brew some coffee and buy a cherry pie…
That show is the best television show in the history of television…ever…it will never be matched, ever. Everything about it is solid gold; better than gold, even, if there’s any metal that is better than gold. Every single actor is perfect. Every line of dialog is perfect, every note of Angelo Badalamenti’s ingenious musical score is perfect, and every camera shot is perfect. A show of similar quirkiness and intrigue will never be made.
Sometimes I hear people compare Peaks to “Lost.” No way, no how. Apples and atomic warheads.