[I’m shamelessly stealing this from fark. I laughed so hard I figured I see how it went over here.]
He once demonstrated how to divide by zero… …With an abacus
I’m not a reader of fark, but I recognized “the most interesting man” as coming from the current crop of commercials for Dos Equis (sp?) beer. My favourite line from the commercials:
He speaks French … in Russian!
I don’t understand 
He is the central character in the current Dos Equis beer ad campaign. The ads are entertaining. See an example below:
Here are some more quotes:
He was once found guilty, of being innocent.
When he wakes up the roses smell him.
His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.
You cannot buy him, but occasionally trimmings from his beard come up in auctions.
Moving thread from IMHO to MPSIMS.
He lives vicariously, through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels…
God I love those commercials
He’s a lover, not a fighter… but he’s also a fighter so don’t get any ideas.
He maintains his “Most Interesting Web Site In The World”…with pen and paper.
He was omniscient once but he didn’t know it at the time.
He counted to infinity… twice.
[sub]chuck norris would whup his ass[/sub]
His CD reciting the first thousand digits of pi was a top 10 hit.
He was boring . . . once, just to see what it was like. Even then, he drew a crowd.
Hemingway had more manly charisma–even after he blew his head off.
Oh, I like entertaining adds. I don’t have Flash installed, so I’ll try to catch it on TV. Gotta still buy one of those though.
He is so cool… he has been barred from the states of California and Florida.
(no, that is not in the commercial )
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Much better than Chuck Norris jokes.
He can ____ his own _____, without lowering his neck.