A list of red flags in relationships

[gigi]

Originally Posted by Uncommon Sense

How bout Farts too often or with too much pride.

Burps openly, but can't burp the alphabet.

[Creaky]

Originally Posted by Knorf

Basically, never have contact with any of those deeply flawed creatures known as human beings. Masturbate to porn, and if you need to procreate, send around clinically certified samples of semen and eggs to be combined in test tubes.

I like your answer best. I mean, come on, y'all! Nobody's perfect! If I thought when I was dating that people were thinkin' this kind of stuff all the time I would have just stayed th' hell home!!

[The Bith Shuffle]

Originally Posted by jjimm

I'm getting the impression that the human race is going to die out.

I was going to say...

If everybody dropped contact at these red flags, there would be no more humans. They're still nasty red flags, of course, but I'm just sayin'...

[Koxinga]

Hey, for my own contribution (#55 they come from a very different culture), I married the person in question, and we're still married with no regrets. But given the challenges we've inevitably gone through, I'm unabashed in offering #55 as a red flag, because you really had better be serious about that person if you want it to work.

[StaudtCJ]

I have a link that points out "red flags" for manipulators and other bad news bears. It's a really good screening list, without being idiotic. http://www.heartless-bitches.com/ran...flaglist.shtml

[lobotomyboy63]

Originally Posted by gigi

Burps openly, but can't burp the alphabet.

I've made it to "J" but I'm working on it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIk2Qs3EgbI

I don't know many people who could pass all the red flags. But if they did, I'm sure somehow that upon meeting, there would be "no chemistry."

[astro]

Women love to make extensive, multi-level red flag lists, but if they think a guy is yummy or cute enough the list is usually fairly quickly thrown in the garbage.

While some men think this makes women impossible to figure out, it's really just part of their charm.

[Koxinga]

Originally Posted by astro

Women love to make extensive, multi-level red flag lists, but if they think a guy is yummy or cute enough the list is usually fairly quickly thrown in the garbage.

For some people, I suspect the very thing that prompts them to compile the list is also the thing that leads them to throw it out: 'cause it all reminds them of daddy or some other dominating figure of their preferred sex that they still have conflicted feelings over.