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Old 10-01-2009, 08:28 AM
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Wonder if Belkar had planned that when he directed Durkon to that tree in the first place.
It was Haley that had sicced Belkar on the tree, to give him the slip while following up on a lead on her father.

Belkar was busy taking Roy to find some sex taints.
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Old 10-01-2009, 08:32 AM
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So is Mr. Scruffy Belkars animal companion? I thought that was a druid thing, not for rangers.
Rangers get animal companions at a higher level than druids.
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:06 AM
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Wasn't it Haley who directed Durkon to the tree, to distract him from her trip to the cart-of-gopher to help find her dad?
Doh! You're right! IGNORE ME!
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:20 AM
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Well, he's got to have some kind of special bond to get a cat to obey a command beyond "Sit there and lick yourself".
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:54 AM
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Would anyone care to predict whether a 'helpful' Belkar is going to get on everyone's nerves more than the homocidal Belkar did?
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Old 10-01-2009, 02:13 PM
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Yes... come to think of it, THAT's how Belkar's going to die in seven weeks. Strangled by a fellow member of the Order.
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Old 10-01-2009, 05:05 PM
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Would anyone care to predict whether a 'helpful' Belkar is going to get on everyone's nerves more than the homocidal Belkar did?
The odds support this hypothesis.
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Old 10-01-2009, 06:56 PM
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Good punch line: "...with a hump." laffowtlowd.
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Old 10-01-2009, 07:57 PM
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Good punch line: "...with a hump." laffowtlowd.
And note the title of the strip:

Plus, He Probably Spits, Too
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Old 10-06-2009, 07:36 AM
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Hey, a new one.

Subplot, ahoy!

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Old 10-06-2009, 07:39 AM
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More of a side quest.
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Old 10-06-2009, 08:10 AM
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I don't have a Monster Manual handy - what are those things?
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Old 10-06-2009, 08:29 AM
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I think they're Thri-Kreen, from the Expanded Psionic Handbook and Monster Manual II.
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Old 10-06-2009, 08:31 AM
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Ooh! Maybe we'll finally find out whether the OotS world has psionics!
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Old 10-06-2009, 09:06 AM
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I think they're Thri-Kreen, from the Expanded Psionic Handbook and Monster Manual II.
This would make sense, since they are generally desert creatures. They were a major race in the Dark Sun setting, for instance.
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Old 10-06-2009, 10:06 AM
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"Stupid, entirely justified comeuppance!" - ROFL
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Old 10-06-2009, 10:16 AM
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I have to say, the fact that Belkar even understands the concept of justice represents a huge amount of progress.
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Old 10-06-2009, 10:51 AM
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Ooh! Maybe we'll finally find out whether the OotS world has psionics!
I think I can, I think I can...
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Old 10-06-2009, 11:23 AM
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Hey, a new one.

Subplot, ahoy!
Fixed link.

Why does Elan think V is half-camel? Is he just being silly, or am I missing a pun here?

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Old 10-06-2009, 11:28 AM
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Fixed link.

Why does Elan think V is half-camel? Is he just being silly, or am I missing a pun here?
It's from waaay back in Comic #87. That's why V calls Elan a "bottomless pit of self-reference"--'cuz he's always referring to obscure stuff from earlier in the comic.
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Old 10-06-2009, 11:30 AM
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Never mind...pedescribe beat me to it.
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Old 10-06-2009, 01:53 PM
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Hey, look who's in the bathroom line ahead of Haley!
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Old 10-06-2009, 02:46 PM
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Who?
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Old 10-06-2009, 03:01 PM
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"I Think I Can" could still conceivably have been fiction within that world, just like we could have a story about a psion in our world. The more conclusive evidence is the psionic blue Redcloak used to interrogate O-chul.
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Old 10-06-2009, 03:14 PM
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"I Think I Can" could still conceivably have been fiction within that world, just like we could have a story about a psion in our world. The more conclusive evidence is the psionic blue Redcloak used to interrogate O-chul.
Also, in "On the Origin of PCs," a psion is among those auditioning to join the party.
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Old 10-06-2009, 03:26 PM
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Who?
A pixie with a resemblance to Celia, but isn't her?

The snake haired woman from the Blind Date marathon?
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Old 10-06-2009, 09:46 PM
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Good catch, but yes, the pixie with the resemblance to Celia... who is _normal pixie sized_. I find that interesting.
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Old 10-06-2009, 09:48 PM
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Good catch, but yes, the pixie with the resemblance to Celia... who is _normal pixie sized_. I find that interesting.
I thought Celia was a sylph.
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Old 10-07-2009, 03:16 AM
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"I Think I Can" could still conceivably have been fiction within that world, just like we could have a story about a psion in our world. The more conclusive evidence is the psionic blue Redcloak used to interrogate O-chul.
I guess I glossed over this reading it before, but Redcloak is offered an "18th level Incarnum user" but prefers a magic 8 ball. I'm not very knowledgeable about D&D, but I looked it up and it seemed like Incarnum had some useful powers. Why such a brusque dismissal?
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Old 10-07-2009, 07:55 AM
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I guess I glossed over this reading it before, but Redcloak is offered an "18th level Incarnum user" but prefers a magic 8 ball. I'm not very knowledgeable about D&D, but I looked it up and it seemed like Incarnum had some useful powers. Why such a brusque dismissal?
It's a joke. The stuff in Magic of Incarnum was received, by and large, with astounding indifference by D&D fans. Thus, Redcloak humorously rates it as less useful than the Magic 8-Ball and the fortune cookies.
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Old 10-07-2009, 08:03 AM
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It's still better than Ghostwalk.
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Old 10-09-2009, 09:28 AM
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New comic.
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:41 AM
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Go, V. And Elan, as well. Nice pile of corpses, there!

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Old 10-09-2009, 11:48 AM
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Old 10-09-2009, 06:00 PM
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An obscure issue, perhaps, but why doesn't Elan have a surname? We've seen he has a family. Roy, Haley, Durkon, and Belkar all have surnames as do several of the minor characters. Vaarsuvius doesn't, but presumedly elves don't go in for them.
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Old 10-09-2009, 06:41 PM
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For drama, of course.
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Old 10-09-2009, 09:33 PM
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I was wondering if it was an obscure D&D reference that I wasn't getting.
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Old 10-10-2009, 11:18 PM
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Another new one already!

He deserved to die. No one messes with Mr. Scruffy.

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Old 10-10-2009, 11:49 PM
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To clarify on Incarnum, the biggest problem with it was that it was too front-ended. A first-level Incarnate is hideously overpowered, probably on a par with a 2nd- or 3rd-level character of most classes. An 18th-level Incarnate, meanwhile, is probably on a par with a 5th- or 6th-level spellcaster. And even aside from the power level in general, Incarnum really doesn't have anything that would be useful in an interrogation at all-- The best you could do would be a +8 or so to Sense Motive.


As for Elan's (and Nale's, of course) surname, the general consensus is that they're related to someone dramatically-significant, and that relationship obviously can't be revealed until the moment of maximum drama.
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Old 10-11-2009, 01:39 AM
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As for Elan's (and Nale's, of course) surname, the general consensus is that they're related to someone dramatically-significant, and that relationship obviously can't be revealed until the moment of maximum drama.
They are the sons of a barmaid and an un-named "ruthless warlord". The fact that no name at all is attached to that warlord does seem to lend itself to your scenario.
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:04 PM
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The latest strip makes it clear that Belkar really is just acting.

I like that he's drawn pink and sunburned, per Durkons witheld protection spell.
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:15 PM
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I just regret that V didn't use chain lightning on Belkar's group: I would love to have seen some electric Buggy Lou.
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:21 PM
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Old 10-11-2009, 03:32 PM
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The latest strip makes it clear that Belkar really is just acting.
Was that ever in question? I thought it was specifically spelled out that he had to pretend that he was developing character just so he could continue "playing" with the good guys.

ETA: Left Hand of Dorkness, that was awesome. Elan couldn't have done better.

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Old 10-11-2009, 04:15 PM
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Belkar may just be pretending to not be a psychopath, but he clearly actually cares about Mr. Scruffy.
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Old 10-11-2009, 04:23 PM
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That pun was so perfect, that I'd almost suspect Rich Burlew of setting it up deliberately, except that he's never going to get the chance to deliver the punchline.
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Old 10-11-2009, 04:35 PM
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Belkar may just be pretending to not be a psychopath, but he clearly actually cares about Mr. Scruffy.
When I read the new strip with my daughter (it's become a ritual now; in fact, when I found out the Beatles-pun strip was up, I shouted "Hey! There's a new Order of the Stick!" and she came in to my room and said "Oh yeah, I know, I saw it last night," and I said "The one called 'V Was Only Waiting For This Moment To Arise'?" and she said "Oh, I don't know, I didn't read it yet, I was waiting for you to get home so we could read it together.") we both thought that was pretty sweet. And the strip title is "On Friendship," which (as we figured it) shows that Belkar considers Mr. Scruffy to be a much better friend than his old slaver pal or his drinking buddy Buggy Lou.
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Old 10-11-2009, 04:37 PM
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That pun was so perfect, that I'd almost suspect Rich Burlew of setting it up deliberately, except that he's never going to get the chance to deliver the punchline.
That occurred to me too after I read Left Hand of Dornkess's post. Perhaps Rich was going to use it when he came up with Buggy Lou's name but then changed the strip? I guess it's probably more likely just a hilarious coincidence.
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Old 10-11-2009, 04:43 PM
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Was that ever in question? I thought it was specifically spelled out that he had to pretend that he was developing character just so he could continue "playing" with the good guys.
That's obviously what mind-Shojo wanted him to think. I have my suspicions - namely,that the manipulative old bastard tricked him into developing actual character.
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Old 10-11-2009, 04:47 PM
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That's obviously what mind-Shojo wanted him to think. I have my suspicions - namely,that the manipulative old bastard tricked him into developing actual character.
That's a good point. I suspect that a normal person forced to act like a good guy all the time might actually develop some good guy attributes. Of course, this is Belkar, so who knows... but it would be nice if he did.
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