Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic

[carnivorousplant]

Originally Posted by Elendil's Heir

I don't get the "What am I thinking?" "Uh... a salmon?" one.

I don't think he wants to do his duty, as it were.

[Rigamarole]

Trying to read some of these but the site goes really slow for me and new page requests keep timing out. Anyone else have that problem? Is there a mirror site or something?

[The Hamster King]

Originally Posted by Rigamarole

Trying to read some of these but the site goes really slow for me and new page requests keep timing out. Anyone else have that problem? Is there a mirror site or something?

Updates are posted on Sundays and it always bogs down the site. Try again in the middle of the week.

[Bryan Ekers]

Originally Posted by Rigamarole

Trying to read some of these but the site goes really slow for me and new page requests keep timing out. Anyone else have that problem? Is there a mirror site or something?

You mean Oglaf's gone down?

[Little Nemo]

Originally Posted by Elendil's Heir

I don't get the "What am I thinking?" "Uh... a salmon?" one.

I think it's pretty much what Ivan said in the next strip. She preferred Ivan to the new guy but she didn't want to say so openly. So she made up a guessing game which would have been impossible in actual practice but allowed her to declare Ivan was the winner.

Of course this doesn't mean Ivan is right that she likes him. She may just think he's more fun to torture.

[carnivorousplant]

Originally Posted by Little Nemo

She may just think he's more fun to torture.

Well, yes.

[Miller]

Originally Posted by Little Nemo

Of course this doesn't mean Ivan is right that she likes him. She may just think he's more fun to torture.

I'm not sure there's a difference, for her.

[Lute Skywatcher]

Originally Posted by Rigamarole

Is there a mirror site or something?

Post #92, but the most recent one's aren't there yet.

[MsChilePepper]

Thanks for posting this, Randy. I love it!

I shared it with a similarly warp-minded friend, who happens to be the sysadmin for the company that hosts the site. She said their hosting package is the lowest one available, hence the slow-assedness. Ah, well, whaddayawant for free?

[koufax]

"Internal Server Error"

for 2 days this is all I can get. How do I get to the site?

[Johnny L.A.]

I just went to oglaf.com, and it loaded pretty quickly. Not instantly, but it only thought about it a few seconds.

[koufax]

Originally Posted by Johnny L.A.

I just went to oglaf.com, and it loaded pretty quickly. Not instantly, but it only thought about it a few seconds.

do you go through the part where they ask if you are over 18?

That is as far as I get. then the server error message.

[koufax]

Originally Posted by Johnny L.A.

I just went to oglaf.com, and it loaded pretty quickly. Not instantly, but it only thought about it a few seconds.

Never mind, I just tried it on another computer and it loaded fine.

[Ellis Dee]

Originally Posted by koufax

do you go through the part where they ask if you are over 18?

That is as far as I get. then the server error message.

This only happens with the old address, which doesn't work. The new address was posted back on page 2, but here it is again for convenience for anyone who needs it:

http://www.oglaf.com/archive/

[koufax]

Originally Posted by Ellis Dee

This only happens with the old address, which doesn't work. The new address was posted back on page 2, but here it is again for convenience for anyone who needs it:

http://www.oglaf.com/archive/

No, it opens fine (oglaf.com) on internet explorer but not on firefox on the computer I am now on, but does open on firefox on my other computer.

And the link you have there (/archives) DID open a minute ago but now will not on firefox.

Weird.

[Ellis Dee]

Yet another in a long list of reasons I don't use firefox.

[Little Nemo]

I just noticed that the email address for reporting tech problems at the site is tell.mistress@oglaf.com.

[Hypno-Toad]

I hope we don't have to tell her the same way that Ivan has to.

[MeDrewNotYou]

Originally Posted by Der Trihs

The question is, does she melt herself if heated? If not, the solution would be a hot tub.

There's two ways to tackle this. I could go the dirty route with a joke about her being all wet. Or I can approach this in a dignified and reasoned manner and question what would happen to her in a hot tub. I choose the latter, mostly because I'm too tired to write the joke.

Judging by the Snow Queen's attire, she's perfectly comfortable in freezing temps, let's say 0deg F. Her body temp is also this low, judging by the effects on her lovers. If the average hot tub is 100deg F (I don't really know, but that sounds reasonable), she's jumping into something 100deg hotter than her body temp. That would be like jumping into near boiling water for us, which is the kind of thing you sue McDonald's over.

So if the Queen is literally made out of Snow/Ice, she'll melt. If she's made out of cryo-matter, we're cooking her like a lobster. I personally like her bluish tint, so I can't advocate this method. While a little pain can be fun, I don't think the sensation of being boiled alive gets many women in the mood.

Originally Posted by Hypno-Toad

I hope we don't have to tell her the same way that Ivan has to.

I'll describe the new comic for you very carefully. Unless, of course, you're into that sort of thing. Then you're on your own.

[Johnny L.A.]

No new comic yet?

[Intergalactic Gladiator]

Yes, "Where is the og?" I asked myself yesterday. "Where is the laf?"

There was none.

[Elendil's Heir]

Originally Posted by Hypno-Toad

I hope we don't have to tell her the same way that Ivan has to.

Heeheehee.

[shantih]

Well, the update is finally up, and I must say, that's an innovative solution. Is it really only two pages long? I feel like there should be a follow-up page or an epilogue.

[Lakai]

Ah yes, someone finally figures out how to satisfy the snow queen.

[Intergalactic Gladiator]

It's still not working for me tonight.

Evidently, I will not be in my bunk.

[Kamino Neko]

The archive says there's 3 pages. But page 3 doesn't seem to be there.

Anyway...I totally called this one.

[Johnny L.A.]

Originally Posted by Tengu

The archive says there's 3 pages. But page 3 doesn't seem to be there.

Try opening the image in a new window.

[Kamino Neko]

Up until now the problem wasn't that the image was broken - there was no page for page 3. The Next Page link was greyed out, and entering the URL directly was a 404.

Which is what happens when attempting to open the image in a new tab.

[Johnny L.A.]

Page 3 loaded for me, but without the image. So I crtl-clicked on the broken image and opened it in the new window. Now when I hit Next Page, I get the image.

There's another broken image on page three, to the right of the comic and below the nav links. Opening that in a new window shows that it's an announcement:

No strip next week! Next update May 16.

[Rysto]

Oglaf really needs to get a better hosting provider, or upgrade its hosting package. It's like their webserver is catching fire every Sunday when the whole damn internet tries to see the latest comic.

[squeegee]

I can get page 3, but the site is flaky as heck. Bad host!

I like how

SPOILER:

when the deed is done, the SQ's, um, juices are frozen to the other woman's parka.

[Little Nemo]

I wonder if there's a special strip on the horizon. Cooper is taking a week's break. And counting the epilogue strips, the next strip will be the 100th.

[Saltire]

New one.

http://www.oglaf.com/snakeskin/

"Heh. Snake tits."

[TPWombat]

My fave punchline is from the Safe-For-Work LUTE.

SPOILER:

"I can't get that fucking song out of my head."

.

Hi-do-fiddle-de-hey!

Genius.

[MeDrewNotYou]

Today's new one, "Labyrinth."

The best part, IMHO, was the description on the Archive page: "Less dirty than the Jim Henson version" This is true. I had nightmares about David Bowie's crotch for years after seeing that movie.

[Ellis Dee]

Is that the first depiction of a male in power?

[squeegee]

Originally Posted by Ellis Dee

Is that the first depiction of a male in power?

No, no, no, and no.

[Der Trihs]

Originally Posted by squeegee

No, no, no, and no.

And here too.

[Kamino Neko]

And here. And over here. And here (uuh...theoretically). Also, probably here.

And I may be wrong, but I've always assumed Kronar is the leader of his people.

[Ellis Dee]

Originally Posted by Tengu

And here. And over here. And here (uuh...theoretically). Also, probably here.

None of these are what I was going for, but four of the previous five linked are. (I wouldn't count Simon the Wanderer.)

[Savannah]

I don't get today's offering. I mean, I get the changeling's swapped places with the human baby, obviously, but it seems as if there should be... more.

[Johnny L.A.]

It's that the changeling was crying and the parents thought it was their baby.

Mildly amusing, but not very deep or ironic or sarcastic or anything. A bit weak.

[Lumpy]

That when babies cry a lot, it's because they're really homesick changlings?

Definitely weak.

[hogarth]

I thought it was explaining why babies are always crying -- crying babies are actually dejected changelings. Which implies that pretty much every baby that ever existed has been swapped for a changeling.

[astro]

Originally Posted by Johnny L.A.

It's that the changeling was crying and the parents thought it was their baby.

Mildly amusing, but not very deep or ironic or sarcastic or anything. A bit weak.

Really weak.

[Savannah]

Maybe next will be better. Or smuttier.

[Miller]

I don't think this is supposed to be the punchline. I'm guessing it's a two page joke, and this is just page one.

[Hypno-Toad]

New one! It's a 2-pager.

I thought it was ging to turn out to be spam mail. But the real joke is better.

[Johnny L.A.]

Finally!

[E-Sabbath]

Bessy is the best one.