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Old 04-25-2010, 09:54 PM
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I don't get the "What am I thinking?" "Uh... a salmon?" one.
I don't think he wants to do his duty, as it were.
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Old 04-25-2010, 11:04 PM
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Trying to read some of these but the site goes really slow for me and new page requests keep timing out. Anyone else have that problem? Is there a mirror site or something?
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Old 04-25-2010, 11:06 PM
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Trying to read some of these but the site goes really slow for me and new page requests keep timing out. Anyone else have that problem? Is there a mirror site or something?
Updates are posted on Sundays and it always bogs down the site. Try again in the middle of the week.
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Old 04-26-2010, 12:44 AM
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Trying to read some of these but the site goes really slow for me and new page requests keep timing out. Anyone else have that problem? Is there a mirror site or something?
You mean Oglaf's gone down?
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Old 04-26-2010, 01:03 AM
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I don't get the "What am I thinking?" "Uh... a salmon?" one.
I think it's pretty much what Ivan said in the next strip. She preferred Ivan to the new guy but she didn't want to say so openly. So she made up a guessing game which would have been impossible in actual practice but allowed her to declare Ivan was the winner.

Of course this doesn't mean Ivan is right that she likes him. She may just think he's more fun to torture.
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Old 04-27-2010, 08:45 PM
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She may just think he's more fun to torture.
Well, yes.
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Old 04-27-2010, 09:13 PM
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Of course this doesn't mean Ivan is right that she likes him. She may just think he's more fun to torture.
I'm not sure there's a difference, for her.
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Old 04-27-2010, 09:25 PM
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Is there a mirror site or something?
Post #92, but the most recent one's aren't there yet.
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Old 04-28-2010, 03:00 AM
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Thanks for posting this, Randy. I love it!

I shared it with a similarly warp-minded friend, who happens to be the sysadmin for the company that hosts the site. She said their hosting package is the lowest one available, hence the slow-assedness. Ah, well, whaddayawant for free?
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Old 04-28-2010, 09:36 AM
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"Internal Server Error"

for 2 days this is all I can get. How do I get to the site?
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Old 04-28-2010, 09:53 AM
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I just went to oglaf.com, and it loaded pretty quickly. Not instantly, but it only thought about it a few seconds.
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Old 04-28-2010, 10:23 AM
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I just went to oglaf.com, and it loaded pretty quickly. Not instantly, but it only thought about it a few seconds.
do you go through the part where they ask if you are over 18?

That is as far as I get. then the server error message.
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:58 AM
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I just went to oglaf.com, and it loaded pretty quickly. Not instantly, but it only thought about it a few seconds.
Never mind, I just tried it on another computer and it loaded fine.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:18 PM
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do you go through the part where they ask if you are over 18?

That is as far as I get. then the server error message.
This only happens with the old address, which doesn't work. The new address was posted back on page 2, but here it is again for convenience for anyone who needs it:

http://www.oglaf.com/archive/
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:35 PM
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This only happens with the old address, which doesn't work. The new address was posted back on page 2, but here it is again for convenience for anyone who needs it:

http://www.oglaf.com/archive/
No, it opens fine (oglaf.com) on internet explorer but not on firefox on the computer I am now on, but does open on firefox on my other computer.

And the link you have there (/archives) DID open a minute ago but now will not on firefox.

Weird.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:51 PM
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Yet another in a long list of reasons I don't use firefox.
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Old 04-28-2010, 02:30 PM
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I just noticed that the email address for reporting tech problems at the site is tell.mistress@oglaf.com.
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Old 04-28-2010, 02:46 PM
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I hope we don't have to tell her the same way that Ivan has to.
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Old 04-28-2010, 03:18 PM
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The question is, does she melt herself if heated? If not, the solution would be a hot tub.
There's two ways to tackle this. I could go the dirty route with a joke about her being all wet. Or I can approach this in a dignified and reasoned manner and question what would happen to her in a hot tub. I choose the latter, mostly because I'm too tired to write the joke.

Judging by the Snow Queen's attire, she's perfectly comfortable in freezing temps, let's say 0deg F. Her body temp is also this low, judging by the effects on her lovers. If the average hot tub is 100deg F (I don't really know, but that sounds reasonable), she's jumping into something 100deg hotter than her body temp. That would be like jumping into near boiling water for us, which is the kind of thing you sue McDonald's over.

So if the Queen is literally made out of Snow/Ice, she'll melt. If she's made out of cryo-matter, we're cooking her like a lobster. I personally like her bluish tint, so I can't advocate this method. While a little pain can be fun, I don't think the sensation of being boiled alive gets many women in the mood.

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I hope we don't have to tell her the same way that Ivan has to.
I'll describe the new comic for you very carefully. Unless, of course, you're into that sort of thing. Then you're on your own.
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Old 05-03-2010, 10:24 AM
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No new comic yet?
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Old 05-03-2010, 10:59 AM
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Yes, "Where is the og?" I asked myself yesterday. "Where is the laf?"

There was none.
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:14 PM
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I hope we don't have to tell her the same way that Ivan has to.
Heeheehee.
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Old 05-03-2010, 05:50 PM
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Well, the update is finally up, and I must say, that's an innovative solution. Is it really only two pages long? I feel like there should be a follow-up page or an epilogue.
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Old 05-03-2010, 06:14 PM
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Ah yes, someone finally figures out how to satisfy the snow queen.
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Old 05-03-2010, 09:38 PM
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It's still not working for me tonight.

Evidently, I will not be in my bunk.
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Old 05-03-2010, 09:50 PM
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The archive says there's 3 pages. But page 3 doesn't seem to be there.

Anyway...I totally called this one.
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Old 05-03-2010, 09:56 PM
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The archive says there's 3 pages. But page 3 doesn't seem to be there.
Try opening the image in a new window.
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Old 05-03-2010, 09:58 PM
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Up until now the problem wasn't that the image was broken - there was no page for page 3. The Next Page link was greyed out, and entering the URL directly was a 404.

Which is what happens when attempting to open the image in a new tab.
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Old 05-03-2010, 10:05 PM
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Page 3 loaded for me, but without the image. So I crtl-clicked on the broken image and opened it in the new window. Now when I hit Next Page, I get the image.

There's another broken image on page three, to the right of the comic and below the nav links. Opening that in a new window shows that it's an announcement:

No strip next week! Next update May 16.
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Old 05-03-2010, 10:12 PM
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Oglaf really needs to get a better hosting provider, or upgrade its hosting package. It's like their webserver is catching fire every Sunday when the whole damn internet tries to see the latest comic.
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Old 05-03-2010, 11:47 PM
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I can get page 3, but the site is flaky as heck. Bad host!

I like how
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when the deed is done, the SQ's, um, juices are frozen to the other woman's parka.
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Old 05-04-2010, 02:42 AM
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I wonder if there's a special strip on the horizon. Cooper is taking a week's break. And counting the epilogue strips, the next strip will be the 100th.
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Old 05-17-2010, 12:52 AM
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New one.

http://www.oglaf.com/snakeskin/

"Heh. Snake tits."
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Old 05-17-2010, 02:34 AM
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My fave punchline is from the Safe-For-Work LUTE.
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"I can't get that fucking song out of my head."
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Hi-do-fiddle-de-hey!

Genius.
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Old 05-23-2010, 10:53 AM
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Today's new one, "Labyrinth."

The best part, IMHO, was the description on the Archive page: "Less dirty than the Jim Henson version" This is true. I had nightmares about David Bowie's crotch for years after seeing that movie.
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Old 05-25-2010, 07:44 AM
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Is that the first depiction of a male in power?
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Old 05-25-2010, 08:14 AM
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Is that the first depiction of a male in power?
No, no, no, and no.

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Old 05-25-2010, 10:21 AM
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No, no, no, and no.
And here too.
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:36 AM
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And here. And over here. And here (uuh...theoretically). Also, probably here.

And I may be wrong, but I've always assumed Kronar is the leader of his people.

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Old 05-25-2010, 01:03 PM
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None of these are what I was going for, but four of the previous five linked are. (I wouldn't count Simon the Wanderer.)
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Old 06-20-2010, 09:54 PM
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I don't get today's offering. I mean, I get the changeling's swapped places with the human baby, obviously, but it seems as if there should be... more.
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Old 06-20-2010, 09:59 PM
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It's that the changeling was crying and the parents thought it was their baby.

Mildly amusing, but not very deep or ironic or sarcastic or anything. A bit weak.
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Old 06-20-2010, 10:02 PM
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That when babies cry a lot, it's because they're really homesick changlings?

Definitely weak.
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Old 06-20-2010, 10:02 PM
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I thought it was explaining why babies are always crying -- crying babies are actually dejected changelings. Which implies that pretty much every baby that ever existed has been swapped for a changeling.
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Old 06-20-2010, 10:05 PM
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It's that the changeling was crying and the parents thought it was their baby.

Mildly amusing, but not very deep or ironic or sarcastic or anything. A bit weak.
Really weak.
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Old 06-21-2010, 10:37 PM
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Maybe next will be better. Or smuttier.
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Old 06-22-2010, 03:19 AM
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I don't think this is supposed to be the punchline. I'm guessing it's a two page joke, and this is just page one.
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Old 06-27-2010, 10:46 PM
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New one! It's a 2-pager.

I thought it was ging to turn out to be spam mail. But the real joke is better.
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Old 06-27-2010, 10:50 PM
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Finally!
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Old 06-27-2010, 11:18 PM
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Bessy is the best one.
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