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Old 06-28-2010, 07:59 AM
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Bessy is the best one.
It read like My Little Pony slash fic.
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Old 06-28-2010, 08:19 AM
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Poor Ivan; if he ever did meet a woman who wanted him, he wouldn't trust her by now. And as male specimens go Ivan isn't that bad- a buff bod and a respectable cock. I wish I looked as good.
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Old 07-04-2010, 04:23 PM
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This one makes me go 'Awww' (balcony scene)
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Old 07-04-2010, 04:30 PM
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(And don't forget that this one has an epilogue)
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Old 07-04-2010, 05:57 PM
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(And don't forget that this one has an epilogue)
Which made me LOL.
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Old 07-04-2010, 05:59 PM
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This one makes me go 'Awww' (balcony scene)
"Your lips are dewy petals"is nice and romantic, but, "Your eyes like limpid, peat-lined pools"? If I heard that, I'd think I was being compared to a swamp monster.

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HA! I missed that at first. Awesome.
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Old 07-04-2010, 06:17 PM
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If I heard that, I'd think I was being compared to a swamp monster.
That's not romantic to you?

Alec and Abigail Holland want a word with you.
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Old 07-04-2010, 10:34 PM
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The author of that site is really, really fond of strap-ons.

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Old 07-04-2010, 10:53 PM
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The author of that site is really, really fond of strap-ons.
It's because women aren't funny.
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Old 07-04-2010, 10:55 PM
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The author of that site is really, really fond of strap-ons.
You noticed that too? Yeesh.
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Old 07-04-2010, 11:35 PM
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Check out her answer to the second last question.
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Old 07-05-2010, 05:47 PM
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Check out her answer to the second last question.
Third to the last? Please quote it.
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Old 07-05-2010, 06:51 PM
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I'm not sure what you're asking.

I was following up on mention of her predilection for strap-ons, where she says this:

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I think of myself as a drag queen with a dark secret- she’s really a woman.
Which seems to explain things a little bit. Even if it was wholly a joke.
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Old 08-01-2010, 10:45 AM
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OGLAF is back on track.

The frog is very good. I like the seafarer too.
be sure to read the epilogue
http://oglaf.com/frog/1/

I was getting worried. They had several in a row that I didn't like much.

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Old 08-11-2010, 09:28 AM
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The lastest one is up! Another 3-pager

I wonder, as poor Ivan must be too, if there really is any poison and antidote. It's not the first time he's been tricked into this act. Also, the queen doesn't seem to be a part of the joke this time. She might not like the ambassador messing with Ivan without her permission, especially if there's really poison at stake. It would be funny if she switched the antidote with real poison so that the ambassador killed himself and Ivan only lived by refusing to perform. That would really mess with Ivans head.
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Old 08-15-2010, 11:34 PM
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First to post?

The latest.
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Old 08-15-2010, 11:50 PM
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I don't know if XKCD started it, but the mouseover comments are always a nice plus for me, even on the comics i'm not liking that much.
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Old 08-15-2010, 11:58 PM
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Heeheehee. You gotta watch out for the guys with the pointy ears. Vulcans or Elves, it makes no damn difference.
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Old 08-16-2010, 12:18 AM
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Any other webcomics like Oglaf?
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Old 08-16-2010, 08:22 AM
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Is the Xoan ambassador a total psycho, or is it an elf thing?
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Old 08-16-2010, 08:24 AM
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I have a feeling that even if he "wins," this will end with humiliation for Ivan.
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Old 08-16-2010, 08:57 AM
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I have a feeling that even if he "wins," this will end with humiliation for Ivan.
Maybe Ivan simply decided that he would actually rather die than suck another cock.
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Old 08-16-2010, 09:47 AM
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And I think he's right about Mistress being pissed were he to be killed without her permission.
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Old 08-22-2010, 12:09 PM
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I don't get this weeks...
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Old 08-22-2010, 12:17 PM
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I don't get this weeks...
The guy tells the other guy how things came to be, in the manner of Kipling's 'Just So' stories -- fanciful, but scientifically incorrect explanations. The other guy is incensed by the guy's stupidity, so he stabs him. The guy goes home and claims he's been stabbed. The woman assumes that he hasn't been stabbed, but that he is telling her how belly buttons came to be. And she's heard it before.
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Old 08-22-2010, 12:33 PM
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I don't get this weeks...
The guy tells the other guy how things came to be, in the manner of Kipling's 'Just So' stories -- fanciful, but scientifically incorrect explanations. The other guy is incensed by the guy's stupidity, so he stabs him. The guy goes home and claims he's been stabbed. The woman assumes that he hasn't been stabbed, but that he is telling her how belly buttons came to be. And she's heard it before.
I had completely forgotten the 'Just-So' stories until this comic. Here's a link to an online version of the book if you enjoy the style. My favorite is The Cat That Walked By Himself. Even though I'm a dog person, cats come off as pretty bad ass in the story. I also like imagining the man and woman as cavemen ala History of the World: Part 1
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Old 08-22-2010, 02:21 PM
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Is the Xoan ambassador a total psycho, or is it an elf thing?
I think he's a total psycho. And that's why he's survived being an ambassador to Mistress for so long. She likes having him around, because he always comes up with entertaining things to do. Well, except for poisoning Ivan.

And I think that Mistress is a total psycho as well. She's got the intelligence and power and authority to be able to enforce her wishes, which is part of why she's so scary.

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And I think he's right about Mistress being pissed were he to be killed without her permission.
Duh. Ivan is Mistress' personal toy (one of many). If he got killed off, she'd make sure to raise him, and then kill him again, more painfully this time, because he's supposed to make sure that he stays available for her pleasure. She might or might not vent her displeasure on whoever killed Ivan, too.
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Old 08-22-2010, 02:26 PM
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I had completely forgotten the 'Just-So' stories until this comic. Here's a link to an online version of the book if you enjoy the style. My favorite is The Cat That Walked By Himself. Even though I'm a dog person, cats come off as pretty bad ass in the story. I also like imagining the man and woman as cavemen ala History of the World: Part 1
I used to read the Just So stories to my daughter, and made up some myself. It's pretty gratifying to have her tell me that she remembers my stories, and she still loves them.

And we liked The Cat best, too.
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Old 08-29-2010, 02:28 PM
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Reminds me of just why I love this comic so much. It's not just the main arcs (although those are great too), but the one-offs that remind us of just how twisted a world with real magic in it would be.
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Old 08-29-2010, 03:07 PM
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Is this the first time they've included a link for merchandise? There are only a couple of things available, but hopefully they'll add more stuff. A cumsprite plush would just be so, so wrong. : )
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Old 08-29-2010, 04:02 PM
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A cumsprite plush would just be so, so wrong. : )
How would you use it?




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Old 08-29-2010, 08:32 PM
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A cumsprite plush would just be so, so wrong. : )
How would you use it?




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Throw it at people, of course.

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Old 08-29-2010, 08:36 PM
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Throw it at people, of course.
Good gad, you fiend!




I wish I'd have thought of that...
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Old 08-29-2010, 08:48 PM
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See, I was thinking about a dog a friend used to have. The dog had a plush pumpkin (heh) that... 'got a lot of use' by the little guy.
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Old 08-30-2010, 03:21 AM
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If there's going to be a cumsprite plush, it needs to be based on one of these.
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Old 09-05-2010, 08:27 PM
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"Turnips are awesome." The hell? I must be missing something, but this one seems lame^2. Anyone?
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Old 09-05-2010, 08:35 PM
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"Turnips are awesome." The hell? I must be missing something, but this one seems lame^2. Anyone?
No you're not. A number of her cartoons recently seem to feature non-sequitur virtual anti-punchline endings. Not sure if she's trying for some meta-humor but not all hit the mark. I kind of liked "turnips are awesome" as it turns the joke on it's head, but that's just me.
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Old 09-05-2010, 09:03 PM
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I thought it was funny, the guy could have all the physical pleasures he wants in paradise, but instead returns home. To his turnip farm.

Much like those stories where the hero/heroine leave the fun fantastical world to go back to their boring homes (The Wizard of Oz and The Neverending Story both spring to mind)
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Old 09-05-2010, 09:06 PM
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I think the idea is that turnips are his only reason for wanting to return to human lands, and that he likes them more than the wild orgy of indulgence he'd get if he'd stay.
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Old 09-05-2010, 09:11 PM
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I laughed. I guffawed. "Turnips are awesome." Heh.
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Old 09-05-2010, 09:43 PM
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I laughed, it's just my sense of humour. I'm not sure if he's desperately trying to justify his choice, or truly content with his life, but it's funny either way.
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Old 09-05-2010, 10:08 PM
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Reminds me of just why I love this comic so much. It's not just the main arcs (although those are great too), but the one-offs that remind us of just how twisted a world with real magic in it would be.
I don't get frog2, can someone explain it?
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Old 09-05-2010, 10:35 PM
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If fairy tales, the usual cure for a curse is a kiss. Only this time it backfired.
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Old 09-06-2010, 01:42 AM
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I thought it was funny, the guy could have all the physical pleasures he wants in paradise, but instead returns home. To his turnip farm.

Much like those stories where the hero/heroine leave the fun fantastical world to go back to their boring homes (The Wizard of Oz and The Neverending Story both spring to mind)
Reminds me a bit of an old story. A young fisherman saves a young mermaid from certain death. As a reward the mermaid takes the man to her underwater kingdom. The man is happy with the mermaid and her people, but after a while starts longing for home. The mermaid is saddened by this but agrees to let him go even though he can never come back. Before he departs the mermaid gives him a gift with the instruction not open it before he gets home. The man comes home to discover his house is gone and the landscape has changed. Confused he remembers his gift and opens it. The gift turns him into an old man. The end.

There was more to it I think, but I can't recall. Was a long time ago I head the story.
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Old 09-06-2010, 09:16 AM
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"Turnips are awesome." The hell? I must be missing something, but this one seems lame^2. Anyone?
It's sort of like in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels where at one point Rincewind the Wizzard developed an obsession with potatos. ETA: what Captain_C and Chronos said.
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Old 09-06-2010, 10:05 AM
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what Captain_C and Chronos said.
(Paraphrasing)

Captain_C: 'There's no place like home.'

Chronos: 'He likes turnips so much that he'd rather have them than the orgies an' shite.'

I like Chronos's take because it's just so weird that someone would like turnips so much. My initial take was this: The guy really doesn't like turnips, but it's what he has. So he creates a fantasy to convince himself that he's really better off in his humble existence. This is similar to what Captain_C opined, but the character doesn't make a choice to leave the paradise; he just imagines that he was there and refused the option to make his own home 'the best of all possible worlds' (to crib from Pangloss).

The title of the episode is 'Felicity': 'Great happiness; bliss. A cause or source of happiness.' This leads me to believe that Chronos's interpretation is closer to what Ms. Cooper had in mind.




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Old 09-06-2010, 11:54 AM
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Oh! This is hilarious. I especially liked the one about Simon the legless
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Old 09-06-2010, 12:08 PM
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Sigh. Okay I can see the joke, better than I did yesterday, but I it still seems like an anti/meta joke and IMO not funny. Whatever. You can't spell 'coral' without 'oral' after all.

Also, why is the Hero holding a pitcher in panel 1? He saved the Land of Indulgence wielding a pitcher?
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Old 09-12-2010, 02:52 PM
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The new comic is up.
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Old 09-12-2010, 02:55 PM
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So the cake WAS poisoned, after all, and the ambassador wasn't just trying to get Ivan to suck his cock (again).
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