Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic

[hogarth]

Originally Posted by Hypno-Toad

The new one: a four pager!

I wonder how much damage that arrow eill do. Also, was the incense of bad judgement affecting the animal trainers advice?

And I just got the "Lard" comment.

I don't understand what they meant by "lard". I also didn't understand the second page of the previous comic until the third time I read it.

I'm slow...

[hogarth]

I just noticed that page 2 has the queen's completed portrait (complete with skulls and a mouthful of cocks).

[Attack from the 3rd dimension]

Originally Posted by Hypno-Toad

The new one: a four pager!

I wonder how much damage that arrow eill do. Also, was the incense of bad judgement affecting the animal trainers advice?

And I just got the "Lard" comment.

Please explain the Lard.

[Chronos]

A few comics ago, there was an assassin who was foiled by lard smeared on the walls.

I wonder, will Ivan find out that there was someone actually willing to fuck him, but then she died? He'd really regret that.

[Lumpy]

Wouldn't Ivan's story be contradicted by the message he wrote on the wall?

[Johnny L.A.]

This week's is a rerun?

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Johnny L.A.

This week's is a rerun?

They sometimes let the page go for quite a while before updating. You'd rather they'd stretched the most recent four-pager over four weeks?

[Johnny L.A.]

There was another story (or two) after that one.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Johnny L.A.

There was another story (or two) after that one.

Are you thinking that the events of "Tribute Day 2", "Blanket", "Portrait" and "Shaft" can be considered a continuing arc interrupted by "Kronar Takes a Toll"?

[Elendil's Heir]

I don't get the king's declaration, "I am a river to my people!"

[Johnny L.A.]

They're starting to run together. I thought that this one was not the one that was posted last week, and that it was an older one that was reposted today.

I stand corrected.

[Tamerlane]

Originally Posted by Elendil's Heir

I don't get the king's declaration, "I am a river to my people!"

From Lawrence of Arabia: "I carry twenty-three great wounds, all got in battle. Seventy-five men have I killed with my own hands in battle. I scatter, I burn my enemies' tents. I take away their flocks and herds. The Turks pay me a golden treasure, yet I am poor! Because *I* am a river to my people!"

So by "his" sacrifice the king is providing passage to his party and preventing more of them from being killed or maimed by Kronar. Or he would be if he didn't have a very obedient shape-changing sorcerer in his entourage .

[AClockworkMelon]

Originally Posted by Tamerlane

Or he would be if he didn't have a very obedient shape-changing sorcerer in his entourage .

Maybe the shape-changing sorcerer volunteered?

[Kamino Neko]

This week's is more cute than anything else. A bit of a chuckle, a little hot...but mostly cute.

SPOILER:

Ice Queen's got a cruuuuush.

I liked the look on the monster's faces.

[HazelNutCoffee]

So,

SPOILER:

winter comes whenever she gets horny, and the only way to bring spring is to give her an orgasm?

[StusBlues]

It does appear that way.

It also appears that Warrior Woman knows what she's doing

More than likely, so does the nice lady who's been drawing this wonderful strip. :>

[Elendil's Heir]

Originally Posted by Tamerlane

From Lawrence of Arabia....

Ah, thanks. That allusion went right over my head.

[CandidGamera]

Originally Posted by HazelNutCoffee

So,

SPOILER:

winter comes whenever she gets horny, and the only way to bring spring is to give her an orgasm?

No, I think that little snowfall is what you get when

SPOILER:

the Winter Queen has a wet dream.

[Chefguy]

All I get is a message that says "Forbidden".

[StusBlues]

Originally Posted by Chefguy

All I get is a message that says "Forbidden".

It knows you're underage.

[drastic_quench]

No. She must sleep for the other seasons to happen. Her being awake causes winter. The only way she can slumber is to be sexually satisfied. So, her dream startled her to wake early, which is signaled by the snows starting.

[Hypno-Toad]

Which is ironic considering how hot the dream was.

[Little Nemo]

Keep in mind that Cooper is Australian. She's writing the Ice Queen strip in the middle of summer.

[Der Trihs]

Originally Posted by Chefguy

All I get is a message that says "Forbidden".

Try this link to the archives?

[Tamerlane]

Originally Posted by Tengu

I liked the look on the monster's faces.

I love the fact that the second monster is clutching a kite with a look of profound disappointment on his face . Sometimes this strip really rewards with the background art.

[StusBlues]

It appears that the Warrior Woman may be the new driving force in the comic. Welcome change--she's fascinating, sexy, and mysterious enough to pull off gags based on her backstory.

I wonder if she'll ever meet up with Ivan.

[aceplace57]

I hope the horny tree with "wood" returns. That one strip was hilarious.
http://www.oglaf.com/stamen/

[Yllaria]

Aw, I just noticed the note that says no comic next week. Pity.

[Randy Seltzer]

Originally Posted by StusBlues

It appears that the Warrior Woman may be the new driving force in the comic. Welcome change--she's fascinating, sexy, and mysterious enough to pull off gags based on her backstory.

I wonder if she'll ever meet up with Ivan.

I don't really do the Twitter thing, but I noticed the artist's got a twitter feed. And according to one of her tweets yesterday, the lady mercenary's name is Greir.

Also according to that twitter feed, Oglaf's author uses the pseudonym 'Bodil Bodilson.'

[Princhester]

And once more I have only the vaguest clue what the hell this week's is about...

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Princhester

And once more I have only the vaguest clue what the hell this week's is about...

Followup to the events of "Shaft":

SPOILER:

Ivan's trying to get a replacement for the monster that got killed, presumably from the consul who donated the first one as a gift. Apparently it came from a magic city that is invisible and intangible to anyone who isn't a virgin* **

*whether voluntarily or not
** blowjobs don't count

[Princhester]

Ahhh. Clearly I am not taking this cartoon seriously enough or putting in enough mental effort.

[LawMonkey]

It'd help if she threw in an occasional cross-reference link--I just *barely* remembered that monster from "Shaft," which was three weeks ago, if I'm counting right.

[LawMonkey]

Also, looks like there's some new merch in the store. Nothing I'd dare to wear, except maybe the buttons...

[Qwakkeddup]

OK, so I click on the links, and I get a page that asks me to click on "I am over 18" or to get a parent to click on the other.

All I get is this,,,

403 Forbidden

CSRF verification failed. Request aborted.

More information is available with DEBUG=True.

Anyone tell me what this means, and what I should do about it?? Thanks

[Grumman]

Originally Posted by Qwakkeddup

OK, so I click on the links, and I get a page that asks me to click on "I am over 18" or to get a parent to click on the other.

All I get is this,,,

403 Forbidden

CSRF verification failed. Request aborted.

More information is available with DEBUG=True.

Anyone tell me what this means, and what I should do about it?? Thanks

It's an intermittent problem. Try closing the browser and going back into the site.

[DrFidelius]

... well, at least you didn't reach the Hidden Page. That's not the type of thing you want to stumble upon.

[Qwakkeddup]

Well, I tried it again, using FireFox, Chrome, IE, and all take me to the 403 error.

The same thing if I use the other links, maybe something is wrong with the site in general?

[Intergalactic Gladiator]

Originally Posted by DrFidelius

... well, at least you didn't reach the Hidden Page. That's not the type of thing you want to stumble upon.

Did anyone ever say where the hidden page is? Dare I ask?

[willthekittensurvive?]

new comic is up


euhm....what does "t t t k p", "t p p pk p" and "k k kt k" stand for?

[The Real Regency Elf]

Originally Posted by willthekittensurvive?

new comic is up


euhm....what does "t t t k p", "t p p pk p" and "k k kt k" stand for?

I think that's the way they laugh.

[pricciar]

Originally Posted by Qwakkeddup

OK, so I click on the links, and I get a page that asks me to click on "I am over 18" or to get a parent to click on the other.

All I get is this,,,

403 Forbidden

CSRF verification failed. Request aborted.

More information is available with DEBUG=True.

Anyone tell me what this means, and what I should do about it?? Thanks

They must have changed the layout of the site. Links from when this thread was started no longer work.
For instance, earlier this link worked.
http://www.oglaf.com/simon.html
Now, to get to the simon comic you must use this link
http://www.oglaf.com/simon/

Here's a link to the archive.
http://www.oglaf.com/archive/

[lawoot]

No comic this week?

[Johnny L.A.]

I've been checking periodically throughout the day, and that appears to be the case.

[Der Trihs]

Missed it by a few minutes apparently, unless this is an old one I missed.

[Johnny L.A.]

That's last week's.

[Just Ed]

Twittered by the author:

Sorry guys, this update's gonna be hideously late. It'll go up sometime Monday. (11 hours ago via web)

[Der Trihs]

Originally Posted by Johnny L.A.

That's last week's.

Ah, I am behind apparently.

[kaylasdad99]

Disappointing, but there's something to look forward to tomorrow.

So, you know, I've got that going for me.

[The Butterfly's Ghost]

Absolutely worth waiting for!
"I'm constantly having sex done to me."
"So you're...a virgin harlot?"

I'm really curios how this story arch will continue.