Troll List

[kellibelli]

Kilroy
Fucking Bone Head
Palidork
Brithael
Banshee


Is there more?

[andros]

Unless you want to start listing Trolls Emeritus.

Now there's a scary thought.

-andros-

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There's always a bigger fish.

[UncleBeer]

I don't know. Kryptonite seems like he might be a candidate for residency under the bridge.

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One complete set of morals for sale to highest bidder, new in box.

[Lioness]

Well, lets see.

There's ,, oh never mind everyonows what I think of HIM.

Oh, I know , there's . Nope don't want to be accused of child abuse.

Hmmm, well since I think someone has called me a troll recently, how about Lio...., wait just a damn minute here, never mind.

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Lioness

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's really hard to pronounce.
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[Lioness]

pardon me, everyone knows.

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Lioness

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's really hard to pronounce.
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[okatym]

kilroy--
Uhhh, What?

[WallyM7]

Okatym, I was going to say that.

Now I have to post something else.

Kilroy--

Huh?

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If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.

[Gr8Kat]

Kilroy, just your little stunt with the <><><>*** thing that messed up the page is enough to get you labeled a troll.

Yuck.

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"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it," Jack Handy

[Palidors]

Palidork? How original... If you are going to try and insult me why not at least do it correctly?

[WallyM7]

Brithael, my old friend. It is you!

Kelli was right!

Palidor/Brithael, what would it take for you to stop posting here?

Name your price.

Whatever it is, we'll pay.

Fortunately for us, you can't grasp a number higher than four.


Our concern is whether you'll hold us up for four nickles or four dimes.

This is where I can help, Brithael/Palidor.

You see, the nickles are bigger, so.....


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If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.

[Lioness]

oh Kilroy..... come out and playyyyyy

Kidroy, you have messed up big time. You really don't want to try to take on Kelli, I promise you don't.

Now go get your jammmies on and go night-night befor Kelli is forced to hurt you. Or I am forced to hunt you.

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Lioness

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's really hard to pronounce.
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[WallyM7]

Yikes!

[WallyM7]

Kilroy, I don't have a lot of money in the bank, but I would gladly give all I have for the opportunity to slap your ugly, stupid face.

Kelli has more brains in her little finger than you have in your whole body.

You took a shot a someone I admire, and now, whenever you post, I'm going to be there.

Yeah, yeah, it doesn't scare you.

See you soon, cockroach.


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If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.

[Lioness]

Now, now Wally.

Remember dear, Kidroy is just a babe
albeit a stupid one.

I'm sure Kelli will just weep buckets over what Kidroy said to her. Yeah right sure she will , just like I did at Mr. Rogers attempted flame of me. MAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Lioness

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's really hard to pronounce.
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[WallyM7]

I know. You're right, Lioness.

But still..

Hey, we did have some fun yanking C#3's chain, though.


Hope your hubby understood.

What am I saying? Of course he did.

I read his post. He is one cool dood.

Love ya.



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If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.

[Lioness]

Wally,
Yes, The LION is an ok guy, think I'll keep him, I have for too many years now to start over anyway. And he knows he can trust me, I talk a good game, but HE is it for me, RRRROOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR meow, meow.

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Lioness

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's really hard to pronounce.
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[Byzantine]

Kilroy spewed: now this go to "ms." kellibelli

Now this go? Where wolf? There wolf! Why are you talking this way? Because you don't know how to type and think at the same time!

Don't dispar, hon, I understand that Ford had the same problem only it was while walking and chewing bubble gum. Perhaps you should take the bubble gum off your fingers and try again.

Do your fingers still stick to the keys? Then I would suggest you stop boxing the clown whilst posting here. We do not like morons. We hunt them down and beat them with our words. We will DESTROY you. Don't believe it? Keep posting. You will just prove to us and everyone else that you can't put your brain in gear before engaging your fingers on the keyboard.


Palidors shared from the very depth of his second grade education: Palidork? How original... If you are going to try and insult me why not at least do it correctly?

I found it rather apropos. You are a dork. Dork: deriving from dorbel, a sixteenth-century term for a dunce or oaf. It is also a euphemism for the penis. See also ding-dong, prick and loser.

How does the above definition NOT fit you? How about dense? Blighter? Blatherskite? I don't think there is one single person here who likes an idiot.

Dura lex sed lex

And the law here is that trolls will get their sorry butts kicked. Good luck on any feeble attempt you make to flame me back!

[Lioness]

Oh, yes, please any of you trolls, please do try to flame Byz. I haven't seen a really good troll massacre in ages. So come on kidroy, pallydoors, please do step right up and give her your best shot.


I am sooooo lucky. I would pay to see this and yet I can watch for free. I must be living right.

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Lioness

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's really hard to pronounce.
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[ChiefScott]

Eh, hem.....

valenta8.

(Look ma! No flirting!)

[Byzantine]

Oh sweet Jesus! I fall to the floor and thank all that is sweet and holy! Thank you, even if that is all you ever post again! I don't need you to tell me that you liked my above slams (well, yeah, I do, but I understand that you can't) but if you want me to hunt down this valenta8 bitch I will. Is that a "good to go?" Chief? No more flirting, I swear! If you will just come back I won't ever, EVER, even under pain of death, flirt with you again. I promise!

[kellibelli]

Wow! Good morning to all!

i dunt wanna be a gud gurl no moore...
Look at me! I am a troll!

Puh-Leeze.

I would like to thank my friends for the support.

Good to see you Scott.

[Czarcasm]

Noooooo!
Quick, somebody rub Kelli's Belli and convince her not to troll.

[Sealemon88]

Got no flame here, just wanna give a shout out to Scott.

How's it going, mon? Good to see you.

Well, it looks to me like all the trolls I've seen have been listed, except for some twit called "TheMagician", or something. As far as I know, he only posted once, which places him at least two rungs higher on the food chain than the rest of the crusty, slimy little trolls listed here.

O.K., back to the flaming. < Sits back and watches, eating popcorn >

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You say "cheesy" like that's a BAD thing.

[Byzantine]

Sealemon88: sugar if you have spotted another troll, than please, don't just sit back and munch popcorn. We (I) want the EXACT name. Want us to go get? Tell us. We (I) can't read everything. If you have a heads up then, please, do tell!

[Sealemon88]

Byzantine: It looks like he's laying low. The two posts that TheMagician made were on 9-9-99.

He regestered on the same day, and shared his wit and wisdom with us all...

""Oh PUH-FUCKIN-LEEZE people...get a friggin' LIFE!!!!""

He then followed this up later in the day, on the same thread, with

"At the risk of being redundant..."Oh PUH-FUCKIN-LEEZE people...get a friggin' LIFE!!!!""

Now I originally thought he was my new sensei, until I realized that he had placed his pithy remark in quotes, suggesting that he was actually quoting his "get a life" remark.

Well, that just blew all the respect I had for him out of the water.

I just checked his profile, and he hasn't posted since, unless it's under a different name.

I'm still working on getting my links to function in the MB, so if you're interested, the name of the topic was I'm going to ignore your documented evidence and expertise in favor of my own WAG, and it was posted right here in the Pit on 8-11.

I'll letcha know if I find any live ones.

Y'all be cool.

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You say "cheesy" like that's a BAD thing.

[tracer]

Kilroy wrote:

The subject of me being a troll was brought to my attentiion, now this go to "ms." kellibelli, i am not in the definition of the word "troll", what you speak of.

Mecha-Gojira is biggest battle of Rodan and Ghidora! Seeing destruction of Tokyo! No man will survive this fighting! Gojira is dishonorable to dirt!

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[Gr8Kat]

Kilroy said:

The subject of me being a troll was brought to my attentiion, now this go to "ms." kellibelli, i am not in the definition of the word "troll", what you speak of. Now you on the other hand are a troll. So next time when you speak of a troll, think of your self.

Using Babelfish, this was translated from English to French to English:

The subject of me being a troll was brought to my attentiion, maintaining this go " Mrs.. "
kellibelli, I am not in the definition of the word " troll ", of what you speak.

That's a little better. Then that was translated from English to German to English:

The topic from me being troll was gotten to mine attentiion and maintained this, to go "
Mrs. " kellibelli, I is not in the definition of the word " troll ", of, which you speak.

That's much better. Then that was translated from English to Italian to English:

The subject from me that they are troll has been obtained to the attentiion of the mine
and has carried out this, in order to go " sig.ra " the kellibelli, is not in the definition of the
word " troll ", of, that speeches.

Perfect! Still doesn't make any sense, but is more fun to read

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"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it," Jack Handy

Nobody listed ME as a troll!

My feelings are hurt!
WAAAAAHHHH!! BOOOOO_HOOOOO!


My nomination for Troll of the Year is- Nanobite

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We have met the enemy, and He is Us.--Walt Kelly

[Lioness]

Hell Daniel,
I had to almost list myself. Mom told me not to listen to those darn Ken dolls.

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Lioness

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's really hard to pronounce.
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[Satan]

kellibelli said:

i dunt wanna be a gud gurl no moore...
Look at me! I am a troll!

So nothing's going to change then?

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Yer pal,
Satan

[Kat]

Hey, no fair! Gr8Kat's using my shtick!

Although, there should have been an "English to German to English to Italian to English to Portuguese to English to Spanish to English to French to English" in there, which I'll take care of now:

The subject which comes from the troll obtained to me to the attentiion of the mine, hour this goes " massive spectrography ", of kellibelli, is not in the definition of the word " troll ", which them speech. Hour you are different troll of the piece. In order to them thus think of the mark which follows, if speech of troll.

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"It's bacon!!"

[Gr8Kat]

Sorry, Kat, I didn't realize the schtick belonged to anyone in particular Hope that didn't make me a troll

Yours was way funnier than mine anyway



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"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it," Jack Handy

[moriah]

Well, if we're lynching trolls, how about someone, perhaps the Great Troll Hunter himself, list the names of the loverock perpetrators and let mob justice begin!

[Kat]

Gr9Kat, naw, otherwise someone would've added you to the list.

[UncleBeer]

Time to bring this back to the top.

Troll List - Rev. A (revised 9/29/99)
1) Added GuanYu (AKA guano-on-yu).
End Revisions.

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One complete set of morals for sale to highest bidder, new in box.

I tried to be nice...

Palidwhore? You want us to come up with new things to call you? What are you, a fuckin' masochist?

All right then, you dim-witted little jackass, I'll tell you what I really think. You, my friend, are a fucking prostitute. You suck goats sideways for nickels to buy crack. You should be handed over to NAMBLA. They would be interested, since you have the mind, if not the body, of a 12 year old. They should gang-bang you until something gives and you die of peritoneal rupture. Then I will rip out your heart, put it in a box, and give it to your mother. I imagine she will be so grateful that she will screw me your coffin.

Do you feel better now? Does that give you your daily fix of attention?

Eat shit and die, bitch.
(Was that over the line?)

--John

Oops-- Screw me ON your coffin.

(weirdest correction I ever had to make)

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1) Eye You-way Han
2) It's Chinese.
3) The symbols are tone marks.
4) No, I wasn't drunk when I registered.
5) Just call me John, OK?

[WallyM7]

Nope.




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Millions long for immortality, yet don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

Wally, you- aw, geez they're all looking at me here. They wanna know why I'm laughing. Aw geez, man. That's just the simplest, best joke I've heard all day. "Nope."
LOL.

This is why I come here.

[WallyM7]

Well, thanx, John.

I wrote it myself.

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Millions long for immortality, yet don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

[Louie]

I think we got a new troll, and that person is...

Shpaiers

Proof, check out the "All you Algebra People! I need Help!" thread in General Questions.

[Alphagene]

Aw, ya beat me to it Louie.

Although, I'd be surprised if we heard much more from him. Once he learns this isn't AOL Homework Help I'm hoping he'll move on.

Has Shpaiers been exhibiting further trollish behavior? I tried to warn him before it was too late. *sigh* Kids today.

--John

[Shpaiers]

I'm sorry guys.
I'm sorry for all my obnoxious behavior on the Message board. I'll just stick to my juvenile 1st player shooter games. I'm really sorry for all stress that has been caused.

I'm sorry WallyM7 and John. Please don't label all kids as brats because of my messages.

I'll make sure not to bug any of you. I'll read up on the FAQs and "lurk" as many of you suggested.

Lurk and learn right guys?

Well, I'm very sorry.

Shpaiers

For another example of the maturity Shpaiers has developed, check the end of the Algebra thread. He has failed the acid test for trolls-- he listens to reason.

Once he gets things down, I bet he makes a great contributor. If the others on the list acted like this, the board would be a happier place.

By the way, I seem to have built up the idea in my posts, without really trying, that I am an adult of some kind. In the interest of total disclosure: I'm 16.

I sometimes refer to people as "my young friend". It's a habit I've developed in conversation, but it seems deceptive to use it here. I'm trying to quit. Sorry all.

(Is it just me are do all these pit threads end in reconciliation these days?)

[Ayesha]

Ummm, John,
Are you actually 16 ? I'd like to meet your parents and shake thier hands, They have done a great job on you !!

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[The LION]

I think that 1420Vel.GN needs to be added to the list.
If he is not a troll he is a troll in training.
t lion

[bj0rn]

DARN!!! (look at me, i used capital letters )
its been ages since ive been here in the bbq pit and this thread looked like one on fire...so i troubled myself with reading it and...no one is arguing! isnt that a bit silly?? since its the bbq pit and all.
i could see that you were trying to get a few people to troll around abit, but they havent shown up yet...thats a tragedy all right, one i hope they will understand and stop hiding in em small corners where trolls dont fit...somebody said "come out, come out...whereever you are!" but that was in like a hunter meaning...we are the prey and you are the hunters...show us your claws and lets see what happens...

bj0rn

[UncleBeer]

bjOrn, just what the hell are you talking about?

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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." - Humphrey Bogart

[krish]

Wow, it's been a while.
To get a better understanding of bj0rn, visit-

http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000084.html
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000098.html
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000089.html

Let's not forget his debut-
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000038.html