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Old 11-09-2009, 03:57 PM
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Cranberry sauce: Canned or Homemade

Of course it is a person that prefers the canned sauce that is posting this poll. People that prefer the homemade stuff can't fathom that the canned is preferred. In my case, it isn't just preferred, but it is a complete disappointment to have a Thanksgiving dinner without it. You cant slice homemade cranberry sauce like you can out of the can. For god sakes it has cranberry skins in it that muck up the texture.

Don't get me wrong, I like homemade cranberry sauce. It just has to be served in addition to canned cranberry sauce. Of course, I'm talking about the kind of cranberry sauce without the berries.
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Old 11-09-2009, 04:00 PM
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I prefer homemade but I won't turn my nose up the canned jellied kind either. I mix some dried cherries in with my homemade stuff so it will be more palatable for my kids.
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Old 11-09-2009, 04:03 PM
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I don't eat cranberry sauce at all, but if I buy it, it MUST come out of the can. It's not Thanksgiving without the cylinder with the can ridges...
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Old 11-09-2009, 04:06 PM
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I don't eat cranberry sauce at all, but if I buy it, it MUST come out of the can. It's not Thanksgiving without the cylinder with the can ridges...
Oh, hi honey. I didn't know you posted on here.
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Old 11-09-2009, 04:10 PM
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The canned jelly has its applications (and would be a total PITA to make at home, it's jelly!) but the homemade stuff is dead ass easy: bag o' berries, scoop of sugar, on lowish stove for about 15 minutes in a non stick pot, stir sometimes, pull off heat. The directions are on the bag of berries.

My dad makes his own bread cubes for stuffing, so our family's pretty turkey-extreme
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Old 11-09-2009, 04:13 PM
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...the homemade stuff is dead ass easy: bag o' berries, scoop of sugar, on lowish stove for about 15 minutes in a non stick pot, stir sometimes, pull off heat. The directions are on the bag of berries.
A little balsamic goes nicely in there too.
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Old 11-09-2009, 04:18 PM
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I've never been a big fan of cranberry sauce in either form. Is it that big of a deal? Am I comitting serious crimes to humanity by leaving it out?

Although I have been on a jelly-making kick lately, and it might be fun to make and can my own...
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Old 11-09-2009, 04:21 PM
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The only acceptable kind is the kind with the berries still in it. Homemade is best, but canned sauce with the berries still in it is still edible. The jellied kind, on the other hand, is for people who have just gotten past the Gerber's strained peas phase.
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Old 11-09-2009, 04:23 PM
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I used to eat at least one can by myself growing up. I was confused the first time I saw the non-formed cranberry stuff and while my tastes have refined, it's still gotta be canned.
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Old 11-09-2009, 04:31 PM
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I used to wonder why people enjoyed it at all, but then I had the canned stuff, and it's great!
Who doesn't love Jello as a kid, and getting to smear it on Turkey? It just makes it better.
I prefer Cranberry sauce and Turkey any day over Turkey and Gravy.
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Old 11-09-2009, 04:33 PM
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mmm homemade! We use gingerbeer (aka ginger ale) in ours, along with a little sugar, some orange and orange zest. I think that's all (besides the cranberries, of course). It is just scrumptious!
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Old 11-09-2009, 04:34 PM
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... bag o' berries, scoop of sugar, on lowish stove for about 15 minutes in a non stick pot, stir sometimes, pull off heat. The directions are on the bag of berries.
Add a handful of chopped walnuts, a half-cup of orange marmelade, and it's even better.
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Old 11-09-2009, 05:03 PM
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Add a handful of chopped walnuts, a half-cup of orange marmelade, and it's even better.
Heretic! The nuts go in the stuffing. The (dried) cranberries do not go in the stuffing. The stuffing goes inside the bird, hence 'stuffing'.

You though BBQ aficionados were fanatical about beef vs. pork? Get people going about turkey day preferences
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Old 11-09-2009, 05:17 PM
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Heretic! The nuts go in the stuffing. The (dried) cranberries do not go in the stuffing. The stuffing goes inside the bird, hence 'stuffing'.

You though BBQ aficionados were fanatical about beef vs. pork? Get people going about turkey day preferences
Blasphemer! NO NUTS IN THE STUFFING! Oysters go in the stuffing.



(That oughta get everyone riled up. )
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Old 11-09-2009, 05:21 PM
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This recipe changed my life. Well, not really. But it does make me buy up and freeze tons of cranberries every Thanksgiving so that I can have it year round. Highly recommended (even if it is Martha).
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Old 11-09-2009, 05:41 PM
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Actually, I like both! But I'm one of those gals that goes overboard for every holiday dinner...everything must be made from scratch, and I cook myself into a stupor getting everything ready. So, it must be homemade for me. Although my Mom still brings at least one can over every Thanksgiving, so we end up serving both. But for the record--my homemade is better!
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Old 11-09-2009, 05:44 PM
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I want the canned. And I want the bottom slice with the ridges on it.

Sliced is how it was always served in my family, but wouldn't stirring it up in a bowl after you plop it out of the can be the proper way to serve it?
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Old 11-09-2009, 05:45 PM
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I don't eat cranberry sauce at all, but if I buy it, it MUST come out of the can. It's not Thanksgiving without the cylinder with the can ridges...
Exactly. Fortunately all my family agrees.

It's not like I'm morally opposed to chunky cranberry sauce. If that's what you want, feel free to make some.
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Old 11-09-2009, 05:48 PM
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It has to be homemade for me, because I don't have access to the canned version, and although I have never actually eaten cranberry sauce, it isn't Thanksgiving without it, so there you go. I'm always on the lookout for a new recipe, so many thanks, Doctor Who!
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Old 11-09-2009, 05:52 PM
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MUST be homemade! 1 bag of fresh cranberries, 1 cup orange guice, 1 cup sugar, 1/2 cup walnuts, 1 can mandarin oranges, drained. (You can use this in the 1 cup juice) Boil it till the berries pop, remove from heat.

Yum.
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Old 11-09-2009, 05:55 PM
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I want the canned. And I want the bottom slice with the ridges on it.

Sliced is how it was always served in my family, but wouldn't stirring it up in a bowl after you plop it out of the can be the proper way to serve it?
Nonsense. I'm quite certain that those of us that like canned want it sliced up. Otherwise homemade would do. You can't slice homemade.
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Old 11-09-2009, 06:27 PM
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Well, I'm torn. There are two ways that are appropriate: sliced jelly from the can, if its just close family, or from scratch finely minced cranberries/sugar/orange juice concentrate/walnuts if the in-laws are there. We like to pretend we're posh in front of strangers.

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Old 11-09-2009, 06:36 PM
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Fresh cranberry salad, made with several kinds of fruit and other goodness.
Mmmmmmmm.
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Old 11-09-2009, 06:41 PM
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If you have a food mill, you can make homemade sauce that's every bit as wiggly as the canned stuff. It's way easier than other kinds of fruit jelly, since cranberries have so much pectin.

Boil the berries with sugar (and whatever spices you want) until they pop and put the mixture through the food mill. Take the resulting liquid and bring it to a boil. Boil for about 5 minutes, pour into a pan, and cool. Heck, you could even pour it into an empty can and get those ridges!

Favorite grocery store typo, on a hand-lettered sign: Cramberries
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Old 11-09-2009, 06:46 PM
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I never knew anything but canned while growing up, and continued that trend all during the 20 years of my first marriage. Then my present spouse introduced me to homemade: berries, sugar, orange zest, Grand Marnier, perhaps some pecan pieces, cinnamon or maybe some crystalized ginger; cook until the berries burst and it's simply miles beyond the canned. It's nearly a desert.
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Old 11-09-2009, 06:58 PM
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Favorite grocery store typo, on a hand-lettered sign: Cramberries
Stupid grocery store clerks. Everyone knows it's 'Canberries.'
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:34 PM
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It depends on who made it.

If the basic sugar/water/cranberry recipe on the back of the bag is followed I'll go for from scratch every time. If someone has decided to add jello or orange peel or nuts or any of that other crap that has absolutely no business going into my leftover turkey sandwich I'll go for canned every time.

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Yup, I've insulted people. Sorry, but sweet cranberry sauce is....just....don't.
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:52 PM
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The jellied stuff flows out of the can in a way that a straight (and non-coprophiliac) guy such as me can only think of as entertaining but not arousing, even with the "schwoop" at the end, because I also tap the other end to speed the process and mitigate untoward noises.

Homemade sauce can be good, but it lacks the mashed-up, overcooked goodness of the canned variety. However, it can be augmented with NPR's Susan Stamberg's mom's recipe, which is not strictly kosher, allows you to introduce the wonderfulness of horseradish to the Western Europeans and the goyim while making something that even makes turkey white meat edible.

Note: Haven't made it in years because Wife has figured out how to cook a turkey so that even the white meat is moist. The other night she was ranting about how no Home Ec class these days teaches its students shit. I didn't have the heart to suggest that the guy who was the first guy to go to court so that he could take Home Ec was a neighborhood bully who I trashed in the first grade, and it shows.
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Old 11-09-2009, 10:02 PM
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Gotta have Mom's homemade no-cook cranberry sauce - she hand-grinds in a manual clamp-on-th-counter meatgrinder a mix of frozen cranberries, whole mandarin oranges, and pineapple together, then adds a sprinkling of sugar. It's best made a day or two ahead so the flavors come together better.

Even better when used on the leftover turkey sammiches, mmmm.
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Old 11-09-2009, 10:08 PM
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Where did sweet help describe sandwiches? The default is savory, unless you are trying to choke down an Oscar Mayer Bologna sandwich.
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Old 11-09-2009, 10:20 PM
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I've only ever seen it served once a year, on Christmas Day, so canned is more than adequate.
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Old 11-09-2009, 10:24 PM
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Then my present spouse introduced me to homemade: berries, sugar, orange zest, Grand Marnier, perhaps some pecan pieces, cinnamon or maybe some crystalized ginger; cook until the berries burst and it's simply miles beyond the canned. It's nearly a desert.
I love your spouse. I hope that's OK.
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Old 11-09-2009, 10:26 PM
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Blasphemer! NO NUTS IN THE STUFFING! Oysters go in the stuffing.
Nonsense. Oyster stays in the water until it's time to take the pearl out. Then it gets thrown away.

Honestly, it's not like they're made of food, fercryinoutloud.

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Old 11-09-2009, 10:43 PM
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I've had the canned stuff, and I've had my mother's homemade cranberry relish. I prefer the canned stuff. My mother always uses artificial sweetener for everything, and she uses the stuff that leaves a bitter aftertaste, and then she doesn't sweeten things nearly enough (probably because we'd all die of The Bitter if she used enough sweetener). She is Mortally Offended if someone adds sugar to something that she's made, too, even if it's just on one's own portion of the item. On the other hand, the canned stuff is sweet enough for me, I enjoy the texture, I don't get skins caught in my teeth, and it's what Grandma (my mother's mother) served at HER holiday meals. So, if I serve cranberry sauce at all in my meals, it's canned. And it's neatly sliced, because part of the tradition is having a round slice on my plate.
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Old 11-10-2009, 06:51 AM
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Cooking? Boiling? I just run some cranberries, an orange (whole, skin on) and some sugar through the meat grinder or the food processor. What is this cooking you are all talking about?

Oh, and I make the NPR version too sometimes, with the horseradish (was is Susan Stamburg?) and freeze it...one batch lasts about five years.
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Old 11-10-2009, 08:33 AM
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Not in our house - I loves me some of that Pepto-pink, savory/sweet concoction!

But I'm not voting, because I like the canned stuff, served so the can rings show, as well as more traditional homemade whole berry sauce, whether berries, sugar, and water, or with orange peel added.

I will have to try the addition of walnuts this year as well.

I just love cranberry sauce in general - I have no prejudices!
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Old 11-10-2009, 08:47 AM
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we serve both, some guests like homemade, and some are weirded out if it doesn't come out of a can.
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Old 11-10-2009, 08:55 AM
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Never understood the cranberry-jelly-in-a-can that is off-the-shelf "cranberry sauce". It tastes awful, and still has the ridges from the can.


We make our own, and it's great! We continue eating it after the holiday, and even put it over ice cream.


I still won't touch canned "cranberry sauce".
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Old 11-10-2009, 09:28 AM
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Nonsense. Oyster stays in the water until it's time to take the pearl out. Then it gets thrown away.

Honestly, it's not like they're made of food, fercryinoutloud.
They're a member of the phlegm family.
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Old 11-10-2009, 11:22 AM
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But - the can ridges are there to show you where to slice the canberry sauce!


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Old 11-10-2009, 11:23 AM
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Old 11-10-2009, 11:56 AM
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I want the canned. And I want the bottom slice with the ridges on it.

Sliced is how it was always served in my family, but wouldn't stirring it up in a bowl after you plop it out of the can be the proper way to serve it?
No, you slice it in both directions, leaving nice big cubes folks can individually slice at their discretion.
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Old 11-10-2009, 11:58 AM
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I've never been a big fan of cranberry sauce in either form. Is it that big of a deal? Am I comitting serious crimes to humanity by leaving it out?
If you are making a traditionalish T-giving dinner, some form of cranberries is de rigueur. It's the nice tart sweet complement to the rich savory elements.
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Old 11-10-2009, 12:41 PM
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I don't eat cranberry sauce at all, but if I buy it, it MUST come out of the can. It's not Thanksgiving without the cylinder with the can ridges...
No doubt. There's just something so middle-class comforting about it.
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Old 11-10-2009, 01:05 PM
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The only acceptable kind is the kind with the berries still in it. Homemade is best, but canned sauce with the berries still in it is still edible. The jellied kind, on the other hand, is for people who have just gotten past the Gerber's strained peas phase.
Pretty much my view on the matter. I can understand the comfort food/memories-of-yesteryear aspect of jellied cranberry sauce. We all have foods like that, whether they be canned jellied cranberries or potato-flake mashed potatoes or Campbell's canned mushroom soup and green beans casserole, that are "inferior" to a homemade product, yet still comforting and, thus, delicious for the associations we have with these prepared foods. I personally don't have such associations with cranberry sauce, so I prefer the homemade type that's basically sugar and cranberries (skin on) mashed up, but I understand the appeal of the jellied kind.
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Old 11-10-2009, 01:22 PM
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I much prefer home-made, but since I am always a guest for turkey dinners, I usually get canned.

ETA: Not looking gift turkey dinners in the mouth, though. I just wish sometimes that they would let me bring homemade sauce, but they won't.
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Old 11-10-2009, 01:48 PM
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I don't have any problem with people bringing homemade cranberry sauce along. It just needs to be served with canned also. I've even made my own cranberry sauce. The stuff is cheap enough, there is no reason not to offer it along with the canned version. I guess being snooty is a reason.
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Old 11-10-2009, 02:12 PM
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Canned for me. Homemade is yucky. I don't actually like cranberries, so the only appeal for me is having that perfect red circle on my plate. That's an essential part of Thanksgiving. I do not especially care for Thanksgiving with the in-laws, as MIL uses fancy-schmancy recipes. No canned cranberry sauce, no green bean casserole, not even mashed potatoes. Boo.
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Old 11-10-2009, 02:53 PM
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OH!! This reminds me of my latest pet peeve. They now put canned cranberry sauce in cans with rounded edges on the bottom (so they fit better I guess ) and I can't get purchase on them to make a small opening to release the vacuum seal. I end up pounding a hole in the bottom with the triangular pointy thing I should be using to pry a nice hole. GRRR!

It's bad enough you can no longer make a biscuit form from tuna cans, now the heavenly goodness of c. sauce requires a power tool.
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Old 11-10-2009, 03:38 PM
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OH!! This reminds me of my latest pet peeve. They now put canned cranberry sauce in cans with rounded edges on the bottom (so they fit better I guess ) and I can't get purchase on them to make a small opening to release the vacuum seal. I end up pounding a hole in the bottom with the triangular pointy thing I should be using to pry a nice hole. GRRR!

It's bad enough you can no longer make a biscuit form from tuna cans, now the heavenly goodness of c. sauce requires a power tool.
Place can on top. Place point of lockback knife on bottom. Tap butt of knife gently with a hammer. Et voila!
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