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11-20-2009, 02:46 AM
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Recast a classic movie to make it terrible
If you could recast a classic movie using any actors past or present in order to ruin it as completely as possible, who would you choose?
Example: Star Wars, with... Matthew McConaughey as Han Solo Mel Gibson as Darth Vader Wanda Sykes as Princess Leia Ronald Reagan as Obi-Wan and Joe Pesci as Luke Skywalker. Go! 
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#3
11-20-2009, 03:33 AM
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Predator, starring...
Jon Heder as Dutch Steve Buscemi as Dillon Robert Downey Jr. as Blain Billy Dee Williams as Mac Bob Saget as Hawkins Richard Dreyfuss as Ramirez Marisa Tomei as Anna The Crying Indian as Billy Danny DeVito as The Predator Last edited by EvilTOJ; 11-20-2009 at 03:34 AM.
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#4
11-20-2009, 04:22 AM
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Psycho:
Vince Vaughn ... Norman Bates Anne Heche ... Marion Crane Julianne Moore ... Lila Crane Viggo Mortensen ... Samuel 'Sam' Loomis William H. Macy ... Milton Arbogast Robert Forster ... Dr. Fred Simon Philip Baker Hall ... Sheriff Al Chambers
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#6
11-20-2009, 09:06 AM
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Gone with the Wind
Rhett Butler -- Jim Carrey Scarlett O'Hara -- Drew Barrymore
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#7
11-20-2009, 09:10 AM
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Gone With The Wind:
Pee Wee Herman -- Rhett Butler Paris Hilton -- Scarlett O'Hara Hmm, I think the above will suffice. <<Edited to add: SHoulda done preview, RealityChuck. Heh, heh>> Last edited by LiveOnAPlane; 11-20-2009 at 09:12 AM.
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#8
11-20-2009, 09:19 AM
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Gone with the Wind
Scarlett O'Hara --Jennifer Lopez Ashley Wilkes -- Johnny Depp Rhett Butler -- Tom Cruise
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#10
11-20-2009, 09:40 AM
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Titanic:
Danny DeVito as Jack Rosie Perez as Rose Steven Seagal as Cal Quote:
Last edited by Mahna Mahna; 11-20-2009 at 09:40 AM.
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#11
11-20-2009, 09:57 AM
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The African Queen starring Paris Hilton
Annie Hall starring Paris Hilton The Big Sleep starring Paris Hilton Bonnie and Clyde starring Paris Hilton Casablanca starring Paris Hilton It's a Wonderful Life starring Paris Hilton Notorious starring Paris Hilton Rear Window starring Paris Hilton The Searchers starring Paris Hilton To Kill A Mockingbird starring Paris Hilton Need I go on?
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#12
11-20-2009, 11:21 AM
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#13
11-20-2009, 11:21 AM
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ya know, this might not be too bad... 
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#14
11-20-2009, 12:13 PM
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Arsenic and Old Lace
Eddie Murphy as ...Mortimer Brewster Britteny Spears as ...Elaine Harper William H. Macy as ...Jonathan Brewster Lucy Lawless as ...O'Hara Steve Buscemi as ...Mr. Witherspoon Chris Rock as ...Dr. Einstein Carrot Top as ...Lt. Rooney Candice Bergen as ...Abby Brewster Julia Roberts as ...Martha Brewster Nicholas Cage as ...'Teddy Roosevelt' Brewster Last edited by Redwing; 11-20-2009 at 12:14 PM.
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#17
11-20-2009, 12:51 PM
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The Godfather
Don Vito Corleone - Danny DeVito Michael - Matt LeBlanc Sonny - Ben Stiller Fredo - Jack Black Tom - Will Ferrell
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11-20-2009, 01:09 PM
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#21
11-20-2009, 01:14 PM
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Kind Hearts and Coronets, with The Duke, The Banker, The Parson, The General, The Admiral, Young Ascoyne, Young Henry and Lady Agatha, played by Paris Hilton.
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#22
11-20-2009, 01:21 PM
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Oh my gawd. That is priceless. One of my five favorite movies, and one of the most overrated actors, of all time. Would you please be so kind as to fill in the rest of the cast?? Harvey can (and should, IMO) remain invisible, but I trust you to do the right thing. Edit- or maybe Pacino as Elwood wouldn't leave room for any other cast members. . Last edited by TreacherousCretin; 11-20-2009 at 01:23 PM. Reason: ps
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#23
11-20-2009, 02:05 PM
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Sleuth with
Mel Brooks as Andrew Wyke Jim Carrey as Milo Tindle "You wanta play GAMES? We got all kinda games. We got Monopoly, we got Sorry, we got CLUE -- You like Clue, Milo? That one always kills me! How about a Dreidel?"
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#24
11-20-2009, 02:08 PM
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Rocky
Rocky Balboa - Paul Reiser Adrian - Fran Drescher Mickey - Jon Lovitz Apollo Creed - Chris Tucker Paulie - Kevin James
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#25
11-20-2009, 02:41 PM
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The Magnificent Seven
Yul Brynner ... Chris Adams ... Vin Diesel Eli Wallach ... Calvera ... Cheech and/or Chong Steve McQueen ... Vin ... Tom Cruise Charles Bronson ... Bernardo O'Reilly ... Christopher Walkern Robert Vaughn ... Lee ... George Clooney Brad Dexter ... Harry Luck ... Keanu Reeves James Coburn ... Britt ... Jack Nicholson
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#26
11-20-2009, 02:58 PM
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OOoh... I got another one:
Dirty Harry with Billy Crystal in the title role.
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#30
11-20-2009, 04:03 PM
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That is what you had in mind, right? Last edited by CalMeacham; 11-20-2009 at 04:04 PM.
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#31
11-20-2009, 04:27 PM
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Here's the casting that has me waking up in cold sweats: Casablanca: Richard Blaine: Nicolas Cage Ilsa Lund: Angelina Jolie Victor Lazlo: Jon Voigt Captain Renault: Samuel L. Jackson Major Strasser: Will Ferrell Signor Ferrari: Kevin James Ugarte: Gilbert Godfrey Sam the Piano Player: Chris Tucker Stranger
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#32
11-20-2009, 04:30 PM
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"You don't care for me Rick, do ya? AFLAC!"
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#33
11-20-2009, 04:55 PM
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#34
11-20-2009, 05:09 PM
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A Hard Day's Night
Ozzy Osbourne as John Lennon Kayne West as Paul McCartney Kid Rock as George Harrison Tommy Lee as Ringo Star Last edited by blondebear; 11-20-2009 at 05:10 PM.
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#35
11-20-2009, 05:32 PM
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Star Wars:
Han Solo - Jason Mews Chewbacca - Kevin Smith Darth Vader - Vern Troyer Voice of Darth Vader - Dan Castellaneta C-3PO - Ice Cube Obi-Wan Kenobi - Pat Morita Luke Skywalker - Chris Tucker Princess Leia - Wanda Sykes Grand Moff Tarken - Adam Sandler
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#41
11-20-2009, 07:30 PM
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#43
11-20-2009, 08:11 PM
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Orderly Wilson: Pauly Shore Nurse Kelly: Robin Williams (in drag) Dr. Sanderson: Arnold Schwartzenegger Dr. Chumley: Jean Claude Van Damme Myrtle Mae: Shelly Duvall
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#44
11-20-2009, 08:11 PM
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The Lion King, with
Nicholas Cage as Simba Halle Berry as Nala Tom Hanks as Scar Elijah Wood as Puumba Denzel Washington as Timon Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Three Hyenas Will Ferrell as both Mufasa and Rafiki (the scriptwriters cut a few corners) And yes, this would all be live action. Or puppets!
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#45
11-20-2009, 09:17 PM
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Casablanca:
David Soul as Rick Blaine Hector Elizondo as Captain Louis Renault Reuven Bar-Yotam as Ferrari Ray Liotta as Sacha Scatman Crothers as Sam Patrick Horgan as Major Heinrick Strasser Ooops. Too late.  And the ways Casino Royale can be screwed up are legion. Last edited by dropzone; 11-20-2009 at 09:21 PM.
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#46
11-20-2009, 09:40 PM
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Nitpick: Never Say Never Again is actually a remake of Thunderball.
Stranger
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#47
11-20-2009, 09:56 PM
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LOTR trilogy featuring;
Nicolas Cage as Aragon Jerry Stiller as Gandalf Christopher Walken as Saruman Gilbert Godfried as Gimli Fabio as Legolas Paris Hilton as Eowyn Fran Drescher as Arwen French Stewart as Frodo James Van der Beek as Merry Justin Timberlake as Pippin Reese Witherspoon as Galadriel Jack Black as Samwise David Duchovny as Boramir Steven Seagal as Faramir Abe Vigoda as Theoden
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#48
11-20-2009, 10:01 PM
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#50
11-20-2009, 10:13 PM
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Stranger
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