So what's your porn name (pet + street formula)?

[Surly Chick]

Cheetah Jay. Grrrrowwwwlllllll!

[rinni]

I've always liked that mine turns out as Mabel Chappel with this formula.

Mabel Chappel sounds like a prim and proper lady who always wears a hat. Like Hyacinth Bucket.

[Chessic Sense]

Mugsy Moffet.

[Leo Bloom]

Buddy "Union" Turnpike

[robardin]

Originally Posted by Leo Bloom

Buddy "Union" Turnpike

And you could shift slightly to be Corporal "Punishment" Kennedy on the BDSM circuit

[Susie Derkins]

I would be Zhaka Orange, and my daughter would be Kitty Sewell.

Kitty was a hamster.

[Rala]

Rocki Pyrus. (I altered the spelling to make me sound less like a boxer.)

[freckafree]

Originally Posted by ratatoskK

Brownie Holbrook

Gee that sounds pretty good!

Well, for a certain kind of porn it sounds good.

Mine would be Charmin Staunton. Yes, Charmin, like the toilet paper, so named because he was squeezably soft.

Hmmm. Maybe Brownie Holbrook and Charmin Staunton ought to star together in an anal extravaganza -- Wipe Out!

[The Evil Prince Zorte]

D.C. Safari

[Guinastasia]

Buffy Grand...or Maggie Grand. I think Buffy sounds more pornish, though.

[manila]

Samson MacNamara!!!

Hey wait a minute isn't this how we used to scam or social engineer other people's email passwords? Doh!

[DWMarch]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you:

Cato Dogwood

Remember that name...

[PapSett]

Lassie Joan. Sounds better flipped to Joan Lassie, I think.

[MadTheSwine]

Mister (US HWY) 10

[ShadowFacts]

I must say, mine is pretty awesome:

Goliath Crane

[MovieMogul]

The oh-so-masculine Sweetie Frondoso.

[Ludy]

I always thought mine was a good one.

Joker Pearkes.

[Superfluous Parentheses]

Floppy Dunant, which I think is a hysterical name for a porn star.

[Superfluous Parentheses]

Originally Posted by kidneyfailure

I get Potato Sahara.

Hahaha. Please go into porn.

[Lobsang]

Sam Elmfield

[even sven]

I'm Goldie Coloma, which I guess is okay.

My good friend growing up would be Fluffy Ambassador, which is outright awesome.

[gonzomax]

Lassie Clayburn. That does not work at all.

[Ogre]

Poky Wallace.

[Ludovic]

Originally Posted by ShadowFacts

I must say, mine is pretty awesome:

Goliath Crane

Okay, you win the thread!

[notfrommensa]

Bijou Victoria

ETA...There has got to be a Tiger Woods out there!

[carlb]

Originally Posted by Ludovic

Okay, you win the thread!

I don't know. I submit, for your approval:

Bam Bam Fisher

Although, if you use the first pet/mother's maiden name formula (which is the one I always heard), I become

Bam Bam LeCompte

I've always rather liked that last one.

[Sampiro]

Originally Posted by ArchiveGuy

The oh-so-masculine Sweetie Frondoso.

Not so great for a porn star but perfect if you ever become a mob boss- Salvatore "Sweetie" Frondoso.

[gravitycrash]

Fuzzy Wood

[poker in the rear]

Foxy Redwood

[Antinor01]

Louis Liberty. I rather like what it would be based on current, Midnight Victory.

[cruel butterfly]

Ruby Palacio

[Ann Onimous]

I only had one pet. Ever. So if I use that and the street we lived on when I was born, it would be...

Fifi Fourth Street.

However, a couple of later streets sound much cooler:

Fifi Alexander

or

Fifi Angelia. (Pronounced An-jell-eee-ah)

[Sampiro]

Originally Posted by Antinor01

I rather like what it would be based on current, Midnight Victory.

Great name for a studio or a single's bar. Or a horse.

[Rysdad]

Colonel 42nd

or, with the nearest named street:

Colonel Minnehaha

I have no idea in what kind of porn an actor with that name would perform.

[cmyk]

Dry Ashton.

Good god... that almost sounds painful.

[Chefguy]

Vira Spokane. But I'm a guy, so I'd have to go tranny.

[swampbear]

Make way for Trixie Monroe! It also works as a drag queen name.

[Sampiro]

There are several porn stars with the surname West. I wonder if "W. 82nd Street" type addresses are why. (I haven't seen many Easts, Norths or Souths.)

[dragoncat]

Hmmm.... strictly following the rules I'd be Mr. Blacky Tamalpais. My drag king name?

For a better one (my streets aren't real good) I could be Dragon Reno. Or for a cheese, Smokey Gloucester.

Oh ... by the way ...

Originally Posted by Sunspace

Pud Leighton. Not bad in a sexually-nonspecific sort of way.

I'm not sure how "pud" is sexually-nonspecific.

[umop ap!sdn]

Fuzzy Liberty.

[Dallas Jones]

Tippy Johnson.

[Rushgeekgirl]

Pepper Buchanan.

[Pulp Friction]

I think we should arrange a vote for the best of these.

I believe I'd be at least in the top ten:

Woody Piedmont

[It's Not Rocket Surgery!]

Taffy 159th. However, if I skip to passable names I'm Woodstock Evergreen. Good for hippie porn, I guess.

[Maiira]

Cocoa Moffitt, which sounds decidedly unsexy.

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I have no idea what the name of the first street I lived on was. Using the formula for my current status, I'd be Roxee McKnight.

[MitzeKatze]

Originally Posted by Diogenes the Cynic

I have no idea what the name of the first street I lived on was. Using the formula for my current status, I'd be Roxee McKnight.

I don't remember mine either (as a military brat I lived in 3 different countries and a couple of states before I even started school) so if I use the earliest known pet name and street I would be Mandy Jackson- not very porn-ish sounding, is it?

If I use my current status I could be Josh Carter, Sasha Carter, or Gracie Carter, all of which sound like normal names to me and not like any kind of stage name someone would actually bestow upon themselves... so I guess porn stardom just isn't in the stars for me.

[mswas]

Hazel Cottonwood.

[History Geek]

I've always liked this porn-name formula - it gives me a decidedly appropriate moniker:

Rascal McGregor.

[cerberus]

Dirty Duke

it works better as

Duke Dirty