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Old 12-04-2009, 08:14 PM
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Cheetah Jay. Grrrrowwwwlllllll!
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Old 12-04-2009, 08:17 PM
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I've always liked that mine turns out as Mabel Chappel with this formula.

Mabel Chappel sounds like a prim and proper lady who always wears a hat. Like Hyacinth Bucket.
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Old 12-04-2009, 08:36 PM
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Mugsy Moffet.
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Old 12-04-2009, 08:41 PM
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Old 12-04-2009, 08:53 PM
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Buddy "Union" Turnpike
And you could shift slightly to be Corporal "Punishment" Kennedy on the BDSM circuit
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Old 12-04-2009, 09:23 PM
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I would be Zhaka Orange, and my daughter would be Kitty Sewell.

Kitty was a hamster.
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Old 12-04-2009, 09:43 PM
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Rocki Pyrus. (I altered the spelling to make me sound less like a boxer.)
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Old 12-04-2009, 09:50 PM
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Brownie Holbrook

Gee that sounds pretty good!
Well, for a certain kind of porn it sounds good.

Mine would be Charmin Staunton. Yes, Charmin, like the toilet paper, so named because he was squeezably soft.

Hmmm. Maybe Brownie Holbrook and Charmin Staunton ought to star together in an anal extravaganza -- Wipe Out!
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Old 12-05-2009, 12:00 AM
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D.C. Safari
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Old 12-05-2009, 12:39 AM
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Buffy Grand...or Maggie Grand. I think Buffy sounds more pornish, though.
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Old 12-05-2009, 12:45 AM
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Samson MacNamara!!!

Hey wait a minute isn't this how we used to scam or social engineer other people's email passwords? Doh!
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Old 12-05-2009, 05:31 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you:

Cato Dogwood

Remember that name...
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Old 12-05-2009, 09:15 AM
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Lassie Joan. Sounds better flipped to Joan Lassie, I think.
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Old 12-05-2009, 09:46 AM
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Old 12-05-2009, 09:51 AM
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I must say, mine is pretty awesome:

Goliath Crane

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Old 12-05-2009, 09:58 AM
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The oh-so-masculine Sweetie Frondoso.
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Old 12-05-2009, 10:37 AM
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I always thought mine was a good one.

Joker Pearkes.
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Old 12-05-2009, 10:52 AM
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Floppy Dunant, which I think is a hysterical name for a porn star.
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Old 12-05-2009, 11:02 AM
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I get Potato Sahara.
Hahaha. Please go into porn.
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Old 12-05-2009, 11:12 AM
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Old 12-05-2009, 11:15 AM
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I'm Goldie Coloma, which I guess is okay.

My good friend growing up would be Fluffy Ambassador, which is outright awesome.
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Old 12-05-2009, 11:24 AM
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Lassie Clayburn. That does not work at all.
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Old 12-05-2009, 12:08 PM
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Old 12-05-2009, 12:10 PM
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I must say, mine is pretty awesome:

Goliath Crane

Okay, you win the thread!
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Old 12-05-2009, 12:18 PM
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Bijou Victoria

ETA...There has got to be a Tiger Woods out there!

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Old 12-05-2009, 12:19 PM
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Okay, you win the thread!
I don't know. I submit, for your approval:

Bam Bam Fisher

Although, if you use the first pet/mother's maiden name formula (which is the one I always heard), I become

Bam Bam LeCompte

I've always rather liked that last one.
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Old 12-05-2009, 12:49 PM
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The oh-so-masculine Sweetie Frondoso.
Not so great for a porn star but perfect if you ever become a mob boss- Salvatore "Sweetie" Frondoso.
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Old 12-05-2009, 02:14 PM
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Old 12-05-2009, 02:19 PM
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Old 12-05-2009, 02:19 PM
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Louis Liberty. I rather like what it would be based on current, Midnight Victory.
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Old 12-05-2009, 02:21 PM
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Old 12-05-2009, 02:55 PM
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I only had one pet. Ever. So if I use that and the street we lived on when I was born, it would be...

Fifi Fourth Street.

However, a couple of later streets sound much cooler:

Fifi Alexander

or

Fifi Angelia. (Pronounced An-jell-eee-ah)
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Old 12-05-2009, 03:38 PM
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I rather like what it would be based on current, Midnight Victory.
Great name for a studio or a single's bar. Or a horse.
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Old 12-05-2009, 04:08 PM
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Colonel 42nd

or, with the nearest named street:

Colonel Minnehaha

I have no idea in what kind of porn an actor with that name would perform.
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Old 12-05-2009, 04:11 PM
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Dry Ashton.

Good god... that almost sounds painful.
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Old 12-05-2009, 04:13 PM
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Vira Spokane. But I'm a guy, so I'd have to go tranny.
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Old 12-05-2009, 04:16 PM
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Make way for Trixie Monroe! It also works as a drag queen name.
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Old 12-05-2009, 05:00 PM
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There are several porn stars with the surname West. I wonder if "W. 82nd Street" type addresses are why. (I haven't seen many Easts, Norths or Souths.)
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Old 12-05-2009, 05:35 PM
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Hmmm.... strictly following the rules I'd be Mr. Blacky Tamalpais. My drag king name?

For a better one (my streets aren't real good) I could be Dragon Reno. Or for a cheese, Smokey Gloucester.

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Pud Leighton. Not bad in a sexually-nonspecific sort of way.
I'm not sure how "pud" is sexually-nonspecific.
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Old 12-05-2009, 05:44 PM
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Old 12-05-2009, 08:37 PM
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Old 12-05-2009, 09:21 PM
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Old 12-05-2009, 09:22 PM
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I think we should arrange a vote for the best of these.

I believe I'd be at least in the top ten:

Woody Piedmont
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Old 12-06-2009, 12:19 AM
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Taffy 159th. However, if I skip to passable names I'm Woodstock Evergreen. Good for hippie porn, I guess.
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Old 12-06-2009, 12:28 AM
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Cocoa Moffitt, which sounds decidedly unsexy.
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Old 12-06-2009, 12:35 AM
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I have no idea what the name of the first street I lived on was. Using the formula for my current status, I'd be Roxee McKnight.
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Old 12-06-2009, 12:49 AM
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I have no idea what the name of the first street I lived on was. Using the formula for my current status, I'd be Roxee McKnight.
I don't remember mine either (as a military brat I lived in 3 different countries and a couple of states before I even started school) so if I use the earliest known pet name and street I would be Mandy Jackson- not very porn-ish sounding, is it?

If I use my current status I could be Josh Carter, Sasha Carter, or Gracie Carter, all of which sound like normal names to me and not like any kind of stage name someone would actually bestow upon themselves... so I guess porn stardom just isn't in the stars for me.
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Old 12-06-2009, 12:51 AM
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Old 12-06-2009, 01:00 AM
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I've always liked this porn-name formula - it gives me a decidedly appropriate moniker:

Rascal McGregor.
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Old 12-06-2009, 01:07 AM
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Dirty Duke

it works better as

Duke Dirty
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