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Old 12-10-2009, 07:49 AM
Time Like Tears Time Like Tears is offline
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Bardolph Kermit?
Nymh Lay?
Polliwog Shunn?
Talula Williamson?
Zyll Miller?
Gateway Northside?
Jaxom Tidewater?

Do we get to mix and match here? I could do better picking from a hat than chronologically.
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Old 12-10-2009, 09:21 AM
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Freckles Meadows checking in here.
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:08 AM
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I'm assuming I haven't already answered this, since it didn't trip my "Subscribed Threads" list.

Ginger Logan. Better hope it's my written porn name, 'cause the video would not be pretty, taking into account the visual cognitive dissonance.

It's a damn good porn name, though.

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Old 12-10-2009, 10:47 AM
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My pet name + street name is Maya Madison.

Damn! That's a good name for anything!
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Old 12-10-2009, 11:02 AM
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My wife's name, by the way, would be Muffles Cockburn.
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Old 12-10-2009, 11:09 AM
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My parents had four dogs when I was born sooo...
Fluffy Thomas
Skeeter Thomas
Bear Thomas
and, of course, White Boy Thomas

Or, currently
Moses Hackberry
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Old 12-10-2009, 12:25 PM
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All hail....

King Cockerham
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Old 12-10-2009, 01:54 PM
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From my childhood:
Ginger Coolidge. I like that one, even if it's not the right gender!

Later in life:
Cuervo Olive. "Olive Cuervo" might be better? Maybe not.

These days, I'd have a (still gender-bending) choice:
Daphne Serenity or
Velma Serenity. I can't decide.

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Old 12-10-2009, 02:03 PM
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King Cockerham
Brilliant!

My first cat was named Star, which is a great beginning. But during her lifetime, I lived on Indianola, Chapelwood, and St. Clair. So maybe Star St. Clair would work.
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Old 12-10-2009, 02:42 PM
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My first cat was named Star, which is a great beginning. But during her lifetime, I lived on Indianola, Chapelwood, and St. Clair. So maybe Star St. Clair would work.
I'd be surprised if there's hasn't already been a Star St. Clair working in Porn!

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Old 12-10-2009, 02:51 PM
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Gateway Northside?
This just sounds too much like a grocery store.

"Hooker on aisle 4!"
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Old 12-10-2009, 02:52 PM
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My wife's name, by the way, would be Muffles Cockburn.
...I have to ask... "And can she?"

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Old 12-10-2009, 03:08 PM
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11th street won't work, so I'll use an adjacent street.

Cowboy McKinley.
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