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#101
02-24-2010, 07:29 PM
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"Take off that parka,"
Todd Palin leered to Sarah; the rest is porno. Last edited by Elendil's Heir; 02-24-2010 at 07:29 PM. 
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#102
02-24-2010, 07:30 PM
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Take off that parka.
Want top or bottom? Yupik. And Inuit goes.
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#103
02-24-2010, 07:47 PM
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And Inuit goes,
Sauk, Cherokee and Mohawk, Indians afloat.
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#104
02-24-2010, 08:02 PM
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People, people (clapping hands loudly)...out of order!!!
the rest is porno....
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#105
02-24-2010, 08:25 PM
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The rest is porno,
But it's not to my liking. Where are the midgets?
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#106
02-24-2010, 08:55 PM
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Where are the midgets?
You insensitive bastard. What were you thinking?
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#107
02-24-2010, 09:43 PM
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What were you thinking?
There is not an "I" in team But there is ME.
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#109
02-25-2010, 04:40 AM
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So we must be We
And then you must be you, oui? Then we must play Wii
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#111
02-25-2010, 08:39 AM
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This Haiku Madness
has been quite effective for padding my post count
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#113
02-25-2010, 08:56 AM
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Yet, subconsciously
I can't help but wonder if I have thought this through.
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#114
02-25-2010, 09:14 AM
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I have thought this through
and believe Haiku Madness truly brings me joy.
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#115
02-25-2010, 09:20 AM
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Truly brings ME joy,
But my humor offends some? An acquired taste.
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#117
02-25-2010, 09:23 AM
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Truly brings me joy.
Almond Joy. Not Mounds. Sometimes I feel like a nut. ETA: the braunschweiger thread. I feel like an idiot I need to preview. Last edited by Annie-Xmas; 02-25-2010 at 09:24 AM.
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#122
02-25-2010, 09:34 AM
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Not what I wanted.
Waiter! A fly's in my soup. Doing the breaststroke. (heh, heh, heh)
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#123
02-25-2010, 09:38 AM
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Doing the breaststroke.
Is this having a sex act? Define what "is" is.
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#125
02-25-2010, 09:49 AM
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Question of the day:
What's your underwear color? Answer: Commando
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#126
02-25-2010, 10:00 AM
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Answer: Commando
Are you sure it's not "depends?" incontinent fun
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#128
02-25-2010, 10:08 AM
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You are way kinky
He told me as he walked out In his lace nightie. (true story. I was schocked.) Last edited by melodyharmonius; 02-25-2010 at 10:09 AM.
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#130
02-25-2010, 10:12 AM
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Strip it off baby!
The wallpaper has to go If we want to sell
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#132
02-25-2010, 10:21 AM
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Two sides to all coins
Even those that were flattened On the railroad tracks.
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#133
02-25-2010, 10:23 AM
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On the railroad tracks,
With a bladder full of beer. Beware the third rail.
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#134
02-25-2010, 10:32 AM
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Beware the third rail
It will sneak up behind you Then game over, man
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#135
02-25-2010, 10:50 AM
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Then game over man
Waved his mean game over hand and shut down my Wow.
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#138
02-25-2010, 10:55 AM
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you foolish man, you
said the foolish ladygirl now who's foolin' who?
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#139
02-25-2010, 10:58 AM
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Now who's foolin' who?
You fool me once, shame on you I won't get fooled 'gain
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#140
02-25-2010, 11:11 AM
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I won't get fooled 'gain
They'll be marching in the streets With our children at...
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#141
02-25-2010, 11:17 AM
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With our children at...
our feet smell like ripened cheese. The cheese stands alone.
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#143
02-25-2010, 11:28 AM
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of edible joy
of drinkable ecstasy food, drink: all I need
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#144
02-25-2010, 11:29 AM
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Food, drink, all I need
Beyond those few essentials Is mondo nookie. Last edited by ElvisL1ves; 02-25-2010 at 11:30 AM.
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#145
02-25-2010, 11:35 AM
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Is mondo nookie
nookie you get when you do a girl named Mondo?
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#147
02-25-2010, 11:45 AM
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Or was she a dude?
I took a peek at her buldge Yep, she is a dude
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