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#253
02-26-2010, 01:40 PM
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Your product is crap
but wait there's more! Call right now And we'll double that. 
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#255
02-26-2010, 01:44 PM
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Consumerism
bane of American life how I love it so!
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#258
02-26-2010, 01:58 PM
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Could not be much worse
These horrible haiku rules What is this, Russia? Quote:
How they sicken me So called computer experts Who can't hit refresh Last edited by Intergalactic Gladiator; 02-26-2010 at 01:59 PM.
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#259
02-26-2010, 02:01 PM
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Who can't hit refresh?
I wish I could at times when Life goes by too slow.
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#261
02-26-2010, 02:58 PM
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Waiting for new posts
Must bore you to tears by now Hey, we're back at it!
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#262
02-26-2010, 03:00 PM
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Waiting for new posts
hitting "User CP" just one more time... what's new?
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#264
02-26-2010, 03:12 PM
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Thank Og for Fridays
Except when the damn phone rings Recorded voice greets (actually just happened as I was composing this response) Last edited by Sternvogel; 02-26-2010 at 03:15 PM.
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#268
02-26-2010, 03:46 PM
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Keep up with edits
Or you may find yourself chid Quickness is needed
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#269
02-26-2010, 03:48 PM
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quickness is needed
At the 100 yard dash most narcolepse lose
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#270
02-26-2010, 04:19 PM
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most narcolepse lose
sleep at night (of course they do) too much daydreaming
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#271
02-26-2010, 04:48 PM
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Too much daydreaming
Not enough effort at work First to be downsized.
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#272
02-26-2010, 04:52 PM
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First to be downsized
my wiener because I looked At Roseanne naked
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#273
02-26-2010, 05:17 PM
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At Roseanne naked!
You're trying to make me quit This haiku business?
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#274
02-26-2010, 05:24 PM
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This haiku business
No thanks as I much prefer dirty limericks
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#275
02-26-2010, 05:35 PM
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Dirty limericks
Feature men from Nantucket Along with big tits.
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#277
02-26-2010, 08:53 PM
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"Attributes, good sir,"
said the man from Nantucket, "are what make you great."
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#278
02-26-2010, 09:08 PM
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Are what make you great
Your skills at writing haikus, Or are they more than that?
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#280
02-26-2010, 09:59 PM
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"Than are allowed now?"
That's not a correct sentence. Subject, verb must jibe.
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#281
02-26-2010, 10:06 PM
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Quote:
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#282
02-26-2010, 10:09 PM
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subject, verb must jibe
Little Richard, though, must jive or so he has said
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#283
02-26-2010, 10:17 PM
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Or so he has said,
Often quoting rare poets No one cares about
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#284
02-26-2010, 10:46 PM
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no one cares about
this last slice of cheese pizza? I do. Very much.
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#285
02-27-2010, 08:43 AM
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I do very much
said Queen G'lacta when asked if She thinks IG's cute?
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#286
02-27-2010, 09:33 AM
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She thinks IG's cute?
Optometrist appointment In her near future. 
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#287
02-27-2010, 10:58 AM
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In her near future
Hillary flies overseas as a diplomat.
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#288
02-27-2010, 12:05 PM
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As a diplomat
The bear's diplomacy skills were surely lacking
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#290
02-27-2010, 01:30 PM
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Bored Dopers amuse
Themselves with attempts at wit. Too lazy to wank.
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#291
02-27-2010, 02:04 PM
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Too lazy to wank?
I don't think I could ever be described that way.
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#293
02-27-2010, 02:28 PM
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Will not wipe? You! Out
Of my freshly-cleaned bathroom Right now, filthy slob! Last edited by ElvisL1ves; 02-27-2010 at 02:30 PM.
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#295
02-27-2010, 04:35 PM
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In discount brothel
They re-use all the condoms Turn inside out, shake Last edited by Intergalactic Gladiator; 02-27-2010 at 04:35 PM.
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#297
02-27-2010, 06:51 PM
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cure for lung cancer
remains unknown, even though I walked for the cure
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#300
02-27-2010, 08:32 PM
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Anyone's behind
May be kicked, or might be kissed The whims of fortune
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