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#4151
08-03-2011, 12:05 PM
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Yes, the blue ones, yes
I also hunt greens and browns I am the Eye Spy 
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#4152
08-03-2011, 12:16 PM
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I am the Eye Spy.
I starred on TV with Culp. Name's Cosby. Bill Cosby.
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#4153
08-03-2011, 01:12 PM
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Name's Cosby. Bil Cosby
I fed the kids choc'late cake Then the wife woke up
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#4154
08-03-2011, 02:07 PM
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Then the wife woke up;
"What's poking me in the back?" It's the one-eyed monk!
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#4155
08-03-2011, 10:28 PM
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It's the one-eyed monk!
Is he waxing the bishop? A chess piece, I mean...
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#4156
08-04-2011, 02:09 PM
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A chess piece, I mean.
When I call myself the queen And wear flowing gowns
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#4157
08-05-2011, 10:55 AM
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And wear flowing gowns
To the Flowing Ball Gowns Ball Biggest ball of all
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#4158
08-05-2011, 03:44 PM
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"Biggest ball of all!"
She exclaimed to my right nut (made the left one cry)
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#4160
08-08-2011, 08:46 AM
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Falling from the sky
People jumping from the tower 9/11 hell.
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#4162
08-09-2011, 09:17 AM
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A conspiracy
Hot sexy blondes won't date me dumb, stuck up bitches
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#4163
08-09-2011, 04:20 PM
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dumb, stuck up bitches
they showed zero interest in my sweet armpit farts
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#4164
08-10-2011, 12:17 PM
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My sweet armpit farts
Bring a tear to people's eyes Much like my butt farts
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#4165
08-11-2011, 11:19 PM
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Much like my butt farts,
So fart my thumb and earlobe. I have weird fart parts.
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#4166
08-13-2011, 06:06 PM
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I have weird fart parts
They sound like a symphony And smell like roses
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#4167
08-15-2011, 09:12 AM
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And smell like roses
So let's stop and smell my farts. It will make my day.
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#4168
08-15-2011, 10:40 AM
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It will make my day
If we could move on from farts; No more fart Haikus!
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#4169
08-15-2011, 12:33 PM
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No more fart haikus
Can I do any better? Nope--Pull my finger
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#4170
08-15-2011, 01:55 PM
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Nope -- pull my finger
and it comes completely off. I am a leper.
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#4171
08-15-2011, 02:35 PM
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I am a leper
Butt of so many lame jokes Please no more nachos
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#4172
08-15-2011, 04:38 PM
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Please no more nachos
Or hot wings or onion rings Bar food, it calls me* * Or should I have done "bar food makes me fart?" Last edited by Intergalactic Gladiator; 08-15-2011 at 04:38 PM.
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#4173
08-15-2011, 05:00 PM
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Bar food, it calls me
But if I eat too much grub, It becomes barf food Ah, what highbrows we are...
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#4174
08-15-2011, 08:15 PM
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It becomes barf food
When I eat a ton of Spam then get punched in gut
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#4175
08-16-2011, 01:20 PM
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Then get punched in gut,
smacked on head, and kicked in knee. You just lost a fight.
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#4176
08-16-2011, 03:45 PM
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You just lost a fight.
But you were at Fight Club, so Don't talk about it
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#4177
08-16-2011, 03:50 PM
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Don't talk about it
That's never happened before I'll clean up the stain
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#4178
08-16-2011, 09:30 PM
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I'll clean up the stain
d-glass if you sweep the pews and dust the altar
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#4179
08-17-2011, 10:17 AM
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And dust the altar
For prints, they left photos all over the altar
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#4180
08-17-2011, 12:29 PM
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over the altar
There's a place that I heard of Once, in a lullabye.
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#4181
08-17-2011, 03:00 PM
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Once, in a lullabye
Has six syllables, Annie Don't you know how to Last edited by Mean Mr. Mustard; 08-17-2011 at 03:01 PM.
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#4182
08-17-2011, 06:34 PM
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Don't you know how to
write a haiku? No sir, but I make good fondue.
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#4183
08-17-2011, 09:14 PM
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I make good fondue.
Yet I live in Wisconsin -- Town of Fond du Lac
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#4184
08-17-2011, 11:03 PM
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Town of Fond du Lac,
Which I'm pretty sure is French for "Fondle the Leg".
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#4185
08-18-2011, 07:31 AM
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for fondle the leg,
then up to the sweet garden ...I'll be in my bunk Last edited by divemaster; 08-18-2011 at 07:31 AM.
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#4186
08-18-2011, 04:59 PM
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I'll be in my bunk
Looking at pics of Kaylee And thinking sweet thoughts
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#4187
08-19-2011, 09:31 AM
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And thinking sweet thoughts
of her I am, even though she dumped me at light speed. Last edited by The_Peyote_Coyote; 08-19-2011 at 09:32 AM.
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#4188
08-19-2011, 09:40 AM
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Dumped me at light speed,
The Millenium Falcon Made the Kessel Run.
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#4189
08-19-2011, 10:29 AM
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Made the Kessel Run;
how fast did you say, Lucas? Back to physics class!
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#4190
08-19-2011, 02:03 PM
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Back To Physics Class
Was not as fun a film as Back To The Future
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#4191
08-19-2011, 02:20 PM
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Back to the Future
Gee, that girl is really hot Paging doctor Freud!
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#4192
08-19-2011, 06:12 PM
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Paging doctor Freud:
Just a cigar? Then why does Mine have a foreskin?
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#4193
08-19-2011, 08:58 PM
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Mine have a foreskin?
No, I have been circumcised. Where's Jack Dean Tyler?
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#4194
08-19-2011, 10:42 PM
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Where's Jack Dean Tyler?
asks dive, with no fame except I pitted him first
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#4195
08-20-2011, 06:50 AM
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I pitted him first
like a juice swollen cherry taunting pig-eyed dogs
__________________
Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, & Derision
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#4196
08-20-2011, 02:05 PM
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Taunting pig-eyed dogs
is just one of my hobbies. Coyotes are mean.
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#4197
08-20-2011, 03:29 PM
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Coyotes are mean
That one just ate my baby No, 'twas a dingo
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#4198
08-20-2011, 07:07 PM
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No, 'twas a dingo
Ate the shrimp off my barbie. Barbie just hates that.
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#4199
08-20-2011, 07:31 PM
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Barbie just hates that
When Ken says that her titties Look artificial
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#4200
08-20-2011, 07:38 PM
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Look artificial!
It has to be better than Natural ugly.
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