Last season they had an episode on HIMYM where Barney and Marshall were setting up (and posing to be) a virtual girl on the computer to mess with Ted. They met some big black guy in the pub who had some of the best romantic lines in the biz. Anyway, my girlfriend and i laughed so hard at those, and i want to surprise her with a couple of them. Does anyone rememeber them, have a link, or even have some of their own? Would be much appreciated.
“Why don’t you tell Ted that just knowing he’s out there thinking about you, caring about you, makes you feel safe. So all your fears, all your yesterdays, wash away. And only hope remains in the promise of his embrace.”
“You make me thank God for every mistake I ever made, because each one led me down the path that brought me to you.”
“And when we finally come together, I want you to hold me. Hold me all night. Stroke my hair. Tell me I’m a woman, and show me you a man. Until there is only now. You, and I, and now.”
“I do not ask of the night explanations, I wait for it, and it envelopes me, and so you, and bread, and light, and shadow, are. - That’s Pablo Neruda.”
“I’ll be back when the wind, and fates, and chance bring me back. Which will be tomorrow. It’s cheesesteak day.”
“Fellas, it’s time we said goodbye. We shared a very special afternoon together, and that’s something I’ll always cherish. I’ll never forget you guys.”