Ask the pathological liar

O.K. I’m not proud of it but I have been a pathological liar my whole life. If you want to know what it is like to live with this condition ask away. I will answer your posts daily.

Are you really a pathological liar?

Are you proud to have an IQ over 170? How many sex partners did you have before the age of 10?

How do you keep up with the lies? do you keep a journal of what you’ve told to whom? Or do you just create a single, yet untrue, life for yourself and pretend it’s real?

Are you going to trust the answer?

I don’t believe you.

Seriously though, do you have any idea what drives this obsession? Is it something you’d like to correct or do you derive some satisfaction or pleasure from it?

Why?

I hope nobody who replied expects the OP to ever return. Strong in that one some days the Whoosh is I think.

What’s it like to fuck Morgan Fairchild?

Will you answer this question truthfully?

It’s very different. Her vagina is down by her kneecap and she’s got four nipples.

Finally, someone I ask this question to: What’s the difference between a duck?

I don’t think you’re really a pathological liar. I just don’t trust you to tell us the truth about that.

Do these pants make me look fat?

If I were to ask you if you were a pathological liar, would you say yes?

What would the other guy tell me?

Do you intend on telling the truth in this thread? Do you want to lie, or is it something you do compulsively?

Do you still beat your wife?

Why did you take the time to post this? I think I’ll go make a thread on, Ask the chronic masturbaitor/pyscopath/quadriplegic

If you can’t tell I’m not in support of this because I don’t believe you are a pathological liar

I’m a pathological truth-teller. Your OP sucks. donkey. balls.