Revenge is a dish best served....

…Cold.

Melancholy is a dish best served lukewarm.

Androgyny is a dish best served mysteriously.

Apathy is a dish best served…ugh…whenever.

Procrastination is a dish best served…tomorrow

Polygamy is a dish best served … in multiple beds.

:smack:

Ambiguity is a dish best served … maybe now, maybe later.

Manic depression is a dish best served hot, then cold, then hot again…

Jealousy is a dish best served just to me.

Vanity is a dish best served on a non-mirrored surface.

Cannibalism is a dish best served with fava beans and a nice chianti.

The Funny is a dish best served as a pie to the face.

With Pinto beans and rice!

Laugh with me! BWAHAHA!

Romance is a dish best served for two.

Lust is a dish best served quickly.

Punny epigrams are a dish best served in MPSIMS, not IMHO.

Kindness is a dish best served to someone in need.

A.D.D. is a dish best serv…wow, a blue car!

Procrastination is a dish be…

Frustration is a dish that should have been bloody well served yesterday

Gluttony is a dish best served frequently

Etiquette is a dish only served politely

Deconstruction is a dish best served piece by piece.

Musical fervor best served in by measures.

Cannabis sativa is dish best served rolled.

Soup is a dish best served bowled.

Jazz is a dish best served with random utensils.

It’s a McDLT?

Envy is best served in someone else’s dish.

Apathy is that dish over there. Take it or leave it.

Anger is best served in a dish thrown at someone.

Modesty is a dish best served covered.

Nostalgia is a dish best served as leftovers.

Khhhhaaaannnn!

I don’t know when ignorance is supposed to be served.

Depression is a dish served… oh no one cares, it’s not worth the effort.