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Who the fuck is responsible for these dinky-assed parking spaces in every fucking parking lot?
I thought this would fit in a minirants thread, but fuck that shit. I think we need a forum for this topic!
I have a Mazda6. Not a huge car. But the lots at Central Market, the hospital, and the freakin' parking garage appear to be designed for smartcars. And to top this off, I live in Texas. So a good number of drivers have F-250s and other military grade land vehicles, which are larger than typical cars. And to top the whole thing off, there are those jagoffs who reverse into the spot, which means the logic of parking as far to the right (so to allow drivers to get in easily, or even back out and let passengers in) is totally hosed. I've spent three of the past five days this week sliding my ass on the side of my car to escape these tiny spaces. Seriously, engineers, would it kill you to take one space less so that the rest of us could comfortably park? I have a 35" waist and I can barely squeeze through the space between spots. What about the, er, more Rubenesque among us? Is this a local phenomenon, or are drivers elsewhere being squeezed thusly? |
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Maybe having to park a ways out will get people to rethink driving cars that are too big. And some exercise might help them lose the wieght. |
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Do you even know what a Mazda 6 is?
It's a mid-sized sedan. A more sensible car would be hard to find. It is not an SUV. |
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i noticed this in college, when I drove an EXP ( a small car by any standard). I only weighed about 120 lbs, and it was still a trial to park, then get out. I figured thats why the rule of the school was "shittiest car gets right of way"
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I had a nice illustration of how unrealistically small the parking spaces are in some lots a while back. I parked my Corolla (one of the smallest cars in the Canadian market) between two other cars of similar size, and I still could barely get my doors open (and all three cars, miracle of miracles, were all parked properly). All I can conclude is that when people design parking lots, they forget about room for opening doors.
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Manager: "We need 100 parking spaces in this section here." Engineer: "But that's insane - given the size of SUVs and minivans and idiots who drive F-350 Crew Cabs in the city, plus factoring in the average American BMI of, I don't know, 107 or something, that's not going to happen." Manager: "It's not? Well that's a Goddamn shame to have to fire you right now, what with your 2 mortgages, 3 kids in private school, and a prostate the size of a casaba melon. But hey, you can rely on mortgage bailouts, public schools, and Obamacare to help you make ends meet while you work at your new job as the Wal-Mart greeter from 1:00am-noon every day. IF they're hiring." Engineer: "Did you say 100 spaces? By Lucifer's left hand, I'll bet I can fit 200 spaces in there!" Manager: "Good man! Whew, all this managing stuff makes me stressed and horny. I'd better pick up a teenaged hooker and hit the links! Mix me a drink while I make a few calls. G&T, easy on the ice." |
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The only logical thing to do is to ignore the lines, and park so that you have enough room to get out. Of course, that will lead to another Pit thread about how people can't park within the lines any more.
Seriously, though, I do have to wonder at the logic of some people who ignore the basic laws of physics...how are we supposed to get out of our cars if we can't even open the door two inches? When I learned to sew, I had to learn the concept of ease...that is, of allowing enough extra fabric so that the wearer could move in a garment. There's not nearly enough ease in most parking spaces. |
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But yeah, I've been in parking lots that looked like one giant compact section. Bummer for the H2 drivers, but thems the breaks. |
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I missed that - yeah, everyone is supposed to park in the middle of the space, not on the right side of it. That's just weird.
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Parking spaces in private ramps and lots are often smaller, usually 8' x 16', when such spaces provide supplemental parking above what's required by zoning codes. Parking spaces in New York City are also smaller. |
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What a silly person!
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If you're in a lot with tiny spaces, if you park more to the right, you give a few more inches of space on the left, which makes it easier for the driver to get out (which of course, every car has). Drivers can always back out and let passengers in. It's not perfect, people have car seats, etc. But I always try to give more space on the left. And The Facts, that's a pretty remarkable post/username combo. As others have said, the Mazda6 is a bog standard sized sedan. Last edited by Hippy Hollow; 04-18-2010 at 11:02 AM. |
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I think this goes back to the energy crises of the 70s, when it was fashionable to give preference to compact cars (ie, better mileage cars) by giving them preferred parking spaces. They used to be explicitly labeled "compact cars", and you still see that in some places.
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Last place I worked, they deliberately made the parking spaces narrower to fit 1 more in each aisle. Management got tired of people whining about not enough parking spaces, so they managed to squeeze maybe a dozen more spots. Who cares if adjacent cars got banged up by doors - the managers all had regular-width, reserved spaces.
I was so glad to leave that place. |
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The best approach is for everybody to be exactly centered. BTW, I do drive a large truck, and I almost never have any trouble parking. Last edited by Peremensoe; 04-18-2010 at 11:27 AM. |
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Number two, the "standard-sized" American car is too big. If smaller lots helps get Americans out of their land yacht and into sustainable forms of transportation is a good thing. If they can't fit into the spots designed for properly-sized cars, maybe they'll stop using transport as status symbols and penis substitutes. (And what does "bog-standard" mean? Are you driving in swamps or something?) |
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There are a few places here in SoCal with small spaces, but for the most part the parking spaces are big enough even for the large SUVs and pick-ups that some people drive.
Some places do have the "Compact car only" spaces, mentioned by John Mace, but the rest of the spaces are generally big enough for large vehicles. This does not mean, of course, that people who drive large SUVs and pick-ups always manage to fit their behemoths in the spaces. I was at Trader Joe's a while back, and this woman with a massive, jacked-up crew cab took about 5 minutes and 7 reverse maneuvers to guide her barge into place, and even then was parked at a 20o angle, with the tail across the lines and blocking the adjacent space. Some people just shouldn't be on the road at all. |
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Now if they made "large car" parking zones further out, I'm all for that. Quote:
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Hippy, did you even read a thing I posted about zoning? I'm quite familiar with the Central Market in question, and I never had a problem parking my similarly sized vehicle there when I lived in Austin. Or, for that matter, any parking lot in Austin, except the smaller spaces in ramps downtown.
I fired up Google Earth, and went to the Central Market on Lamar to measure parking spaces. 9'x18'. You're not going to find larger parking spaces in too many other places anywhere in the country, except rural barbecue joints with dirt and grass lots where you park wherever the hell you feel like it. Last edited by elmwood; 04-18-2010 at 12:23 PM. |
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Maybe in San Diego, but in L.A. there are lots of "Compact Only" spaces ... often crammed full of too-large cars. One of the episodes of Futurama where they go to L.A. even makes fun of it.
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If your calculations are correct, the only thing I can figure out is because the lot is long without too many grassy islands or cart corrals, one person parking poorly creates a domino effect. Now with the hospital, it does seem that everybody parking there has an SUV, truck or minivan. But there aren't too many Hummers or F-350s at CM. |
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An interesting phenomenon we see here every winter is that when the parking lots get covered with snow so you can't see the lines any longer, people fall into parking their cars with optimal distance left on both sides - I would guess that they are taking about a foot, foot and a half more space than the painted lines allow. This tells me that regardless of the zoning codes, parking spaces are too small.
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My experience with planning departments matches what elmwood is saying. The municipality sets the size of parking spaces with their ordinances. Most cities near me use the 'standard' 9 x 18 spaces. IIRC, many years ago 10 x 20 spaces were used.
I do find them hard to park in when driving my hubby's pickup truck. He, however, has much more experience driving a truck and just whips right in there.
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My '75 Chrysler probably has a wingspan of 11' or more when both of the doors are open. When I used to drive it every day, I never had trouble parking it or getting in and out. |
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Anecdotally, I used to live in Austin and drive a Honda Civic. Whether or not the spaces at Central Market are standard, I always found parking there a little tougher than elsewhere. I wonder whether the lanes between them are narrower, making maneuvering into them trickier? Or maybe the CM lot is typically much more crowded than most, with too many eyes watching you crank the wheel?
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The parking garage in my dentist's building has concrete posts every 4 parking spaces which come right up to the line of the parking spaces. So if you park next to the post, you have to give your car an extra foot or so or you won't be able to open your door. So no one can fit in the space next to you, and the next person to park will park in the 3rd space, leaving the 4th space unparkable due to the concrete pillar next to it. If someone parks in the 2nd pace first, then really only one other car can fit in between the 3rd and 4th spaces. So the 4 spaces alloted are actually only 2 in practice. If they would simply repaint the lines for 3 spaces, everybody would be happy, but then they wouldn't have the right number of parking spaces required by building ordinances.
The problem with SUVs parking in too small spaces is not so much difficulty in them finding spaces, but then the space next to them is cut off from anyone else using it. One of the great things about Costco is their huge parking spaces. |
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IIRC correctly, Hippie Hollow lives in Austin, so the Jesusland and fatass bits are off-base.
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I drive a small sedan (VW Jetta). If I park conscientiously in the outdoor lot with space outlines painted long after the 70s gas crisis was over (2007) there is exactly 3 1/2 inches from each outside tire to the paint line. It isn't that the lot was designed to fit less cars, but it was contract-painted by building management to squeeze in more car-per-square-inch, with the contract going to the most accommodating via sealed bid.
Yes, some Asshats do take up two spaces with their Corvette-style diagonal parking skills, but some cars literally can't fit their tires between the lines no matter how conscientious they try to be because of the length of their wheel-base vs the width of the painted space. That, and there are only two parking spots on the end of each aisle where they could spill over w/o entering a second space. But its all moot because most building parking lots are considered private property and there isn't a thing people who park there can do about it. "Force them to use reasonable lengths in painting their parking lots? Why That's Socialism!" *Harrump- Harrump* |
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My compact pickup fits ok in the compact ones, but I usually use one of the others, given the time of day that I arrive and the fact that my big ass needs the exercise.
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If I went to the HEB Plus on Palm Valley in Round Rock, parking usually was quite difficult. Why? Everybody that shopped there seemed to have hulking Ford F-250s or Chevrolet Silverado 2500s with crew cabs, extended beds and/or duailies. The clientele at that HEB was quite "country". Head a mile south to the Randall's on A.W. Grimes, and the parking lot was filled with normal cars; parking was easy. The spaces at both stores were the standard 9'x18'. |
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The answer to this is a Smart car, or part far away from the entrance if you are out in the burbs. If you are in the city, you are screwed without a Smart.
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Some parking lots have "compact only" written on ALL of their parking spaces. I usually read it as "take up two spots." Some of us actually need to drive big cars, so fuck them.
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On a related note, the library by me has signs by its compact parking section that says something like, "When we say 'compact' we mean it. Vans and SUVs will be towed, motherfuckers." These spots, you may be glad to know, aren't actually all that compact; they're just spaces for people who drives cars, and not tanks. Your 6 would fit in just fine. My Camry and Altima did/do. |
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I agree you do see some exotic too-cool-for-school cars at CM, but I swear to you I'm usually sliding my ass past a Civic or a Volvo station wagon. If anything I see fewer minivans, etc. than at the average H-E-B. Which is kind of my point - one would expect people with cars that can lug stuff at a supermarket, even if it is a bougie outpost. WF flagship has a pretty good underground parking deal so that's not a problem either. You have inspired me, however, to bring a tape measure to CM when I go there tomorrow or later this week... |
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Zoning violation...!? YMMV in your state, but to para-phrase Rodney Dangerfield, just where exactly are you painting this parking lot? Fantasy Land..!?
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I drive a Subaru Forester and it fits in MOST spaces well BUT I go out of my way to park in the "back 40" so I can park in such a way that I do NOT get blocked in by Idiots (and I am a "forward first" guy, it makes MUCH more sense!).
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I vote for "Hippy Hollow doesn't know how to park". Have you considered a Vespa?
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I think one of the biggest issues with the CM parking lot on Lamar is that it is just always packed. The driving aisles are narrow and it is hard to get into and out of parking spots because there is always a car parked on either side of the spot you are trying to get in to. Forget trying to get in there during lunch time.
Hippy, next time you are at the HEB Plus on Palm Valley if you see a big ol' Expedition with a "Coexist" bumper sticker on it, stop by and say "Hi"! That's right Facts, I am a Texan and I drive a land yacht. |
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I'm still wondering what "a properly sized car" is. Care to give us your definition, The Facts? Or are you content to just be a stereotype of liberal outrage?
*I'm a liberal, BTW. |
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I don't drive so this may be a dumb suggestion:
If a row of spaces for small-to-medium cars had space for, say, 25 cars, how many medium-to-large cars could fit? 22? 24? It seems to me they can separate a car park into small car sections (slightly narrower than current) and large car sections (slightly wider than current), and that would balance out the total number of spaces. |
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Since you don't drive, you might not be familiar with the reality that drivers park whatever they want wherever they want (half the time you can't see the "No Parking - Fire Lane" signs for drivers parked in front of them). I don't mean that snarkily - it's just the way it is.
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Except that some of us have car seats or other reasons why we can't afford to make the passenger side inaccessible. |
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Complain to the manager of the store about it. Something like "I really like the prices & selection in your store, but I hate that it's so hard to shop here. The parking lot spaces are so small that it's such a pain to come here. I end up going to the XYZ market down the street, just because parking is so much easier. Even though I don't like their store as much." Mention it to a couple of other store employees, too. It won't take all that many statements like this for a manager to become concerned. |
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To tag on another rant, which may seem a little impolitic, what's with the proliferation of disabled parking spaces? I have no beef with the disabled (who does?) but stores around here seem to be engaged in an arms race as to who can provide the most disabled parking spots. Are they really expecting that many quadriplegics to arrive en masse? Would it kill them to limit themselves to a mere ten disabled parking spots, as opposed to row upon row of them? Then, once they've exhausted the parking spots for the disabled, they begin anew with dedicated spots for parents and children.
Note, I'm in the UK. Generally, even supermarkets in cities have a relatively small car park compared to the American "sea of tarmac" innovation. Many times, when it's busy, it's very hard to find a car parking space, and it's incredibly frustrating to see row upon row of parking spaces effectively removed from the car park due to restrictions on who can use them. |
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Oh GRRRR! Don't get me started on the "pregnant and parents with children" spots. How idiotic. We are pregnant (well, was in my case, as I'm now a granny, not a parent of little ones
), not infirm! And frankly a little walk in the fresh air is good for anyone. A slight hijack, but that mentality just drives me bonkers. That is, that pregnant women and/or parents with babies and toddlers must be treated as if they are delicate glass vases or something.end hijack. |
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Never been to the Central Market in Austin, but the one here in Houston has very adequate parking spaces (drive what would be classified as a full size sedan).
Too bad they didn't follow the same concept with isle space inside the store.... Last edited by flickster; 04-19-2010 at 06:49 AM. |
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