The Straight Dope

Go Back   Straight Dope Message Board > Main > General Questions

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 04-30-2010, 01:29 AM
pkbites pkbites is offline
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Majikal Land O' Cheeze!
Posts: 7,025
Whats the deal with hops? Are they expensive? What about calories?

I like beer. Bitter beer. The bitterer the better, I always say.
I also like inexpensive beer. The cheaper the better, I always say.

Alas, never the twain shall meet.

Why do cheap brews lack any real presence of hops? Are they cost prohibitive? I don't expect Mawaukeys Beast to taste like Hopslam but would it kill them financially to have some hops in it?

And what about calories? Most of the calories in beer comes from alcohol. The other day someone gave me a Miller Lite. Says "triple hopped" right on the label. I couldn't taste any. You'd think they'd be willing to do something to light beer to actually make it taste like something.

Last edited by pkbites; 04-30-2010 at 01:29 AM. Reason: Spilled my beer
Reply With Quote
Advertisements  
  #2  
Old 04-30-2010, 02:06 AM
Mangetout Mangetout is offline
Charter Member
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Kingdom of Butter
Posts: 47,489
The expensive part of making beer is the energy required to prepare the malt, then boil the wort to extract it. Hops aren't an especially expensive ingredient, but I expect the reason they're not used in greater quantity, more widely, is that most people probably aren't like you - they probably don't like an extra-hopped beer, as it's too bitter.

Personally, I find very hoppy beers interesting, but they're not something I could sit and drink a gallon of. A bit like 80% dark chocolate - nice, complex and stimulating, but not to be taken in quantity.

Last edited by Mangetout; 04-30-2010 at 02:07 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 04-30-2010, 02:12 AM
firstname firstname is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
I have no idea what hops cost (on a scale for a brewery) but for use in homebrew they really are inexpensive. So I'm guessing its not a cost thing.

As for bitterness it depends on 1) the type of hops used, 2) when they are added to the boil (earlier = more bitterness). The early hops are called bittering, then usually they add flavour hops and late in the boil aroma hops.

As to why cheap beer isn't very hoppy i'd say its mainly to do with marketability as opposed to price of ingredients. On that note where i am two of the cheapest beers availible are bitters (victoria bitter and XXXX bitter), so perhaps you should consider a move down under
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 04-30-2010, 08:12 AM
Balthisar Balthisar is offline
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Nanjing, China
Posts: 8,868
I've been looking for an IPA lately, but the best I could find was an ESB. They're always more expensive than a decent, non-hoppy Vienna lager, but they make the latter here and the former are always imported.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 04-30-2010, 08:30 AM
Squink Squink is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Quote:
Originally Posted by pkbites View Post
Alas, never the twain shall meet.
You could get yourself a bottle of Hops extract, or Angostura bitters and add some to your wimpy light beer.
Better yet, you could buy some hops at the local cooop or brew store, and make your own extract.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 04-30-2010, 08:41 AM
kayaker kayaker is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Quote:
Originally Posted by Squink View Post
You could get yourself a bottle of Hops extract, or Angostura bitters and add some to your wimpy light beer.
Better yet, you could buy some hops at the local cooop or brew store, and make your own extract.
Even better yet, grow your own hops and brew your own beer.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 04-30-2010, 09:33 AM
pkbites pkbites is offline
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Majikal Land O' Cheeze!
Posts: 7,025
Quote:
Originally Posted by Squink View Post
Angostura bitters
No hops in that.

Quote:
Originally Posted by kayaker View Post
brew your own beer.
Been there, done that. It's fun but not exactly cheap to do.
I can buy a 4 pack of Keystone pints for $1.88 around here, and a case of Mountain Creek for $5.99 when it's on special. Try brewing it for that.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 04-30-2010, 09:48 AM
pulykamell pulykamell is online now
Charter Member
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: SW Side, Chicago
Posts: 25,323
Quote:
Originally Posted by pkbites View Post
Been there, done that. It's fun but not exactly cheap to do.
I can buy a 4 pack of Keystone pints for $1.88 around here, and a case of Mountain Creek for $5.99 when it's on special. Try brewing it for that.
True, but for the good beers, it's economical. It's been awhile, but I still mostly brew from extract or partial mashes (so your costs should be cheaper if you do a full mash), and it ends up costing me about 50-75 cents a bottle in ingredients (I'm not counting start-up equipment costs) to brew something quite hoppy around 6% abv. Considering that 6-packs of most craft brewed IPAs cost $8.99 or $9.99 around here ($1.50-$1.67 per bottle), that does work out quite a bit cheaper.
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 04-30-2010, 10:21 AM
SmellMyWort SmellMyWort is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Ha, Mountain Creek...it's been a while since I put myself through a few cans of that!

Have you tried Point's Pale Ale? Not rock-bottom price but probably still cheaper than some of the hoppy locals like Capital or Ale Asylum. I'd also try O'so Hopdinger (not sure how they're priced, though). Berghoff probably has a pale ale and they tend to be on the cheaper side as well.

Though not hoppy, another cheap beer with some character is Huber Bock.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 04-30-2010, 10:45 AM
pkbites pkbites is offline
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Majikal Land O' Cheeze!
Posts: 7,025
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmellMyWort View Post

Have you tried Point's Pale Ale? Not rock-bottom price but probably still cheaper than some of the hoppy locals like Capital or Ale Asylum. I'd also try O'so Hopdinger (not sure how they're priced, though). Berghoff probably has a pale ale and they tend to be on the cheaper side as well.

Though not hoppy, another cheap beer with some character is Huber Bock.
I've tried several hundred beers

None of these you listed are cheap at all. If I'm not buying my dirt cheap brands I usually go right for Samuel Adams or Sprecher.

I found a quaint little liquor store over in Wauwatosa that's selling individual bottles of most micros & exports for 99 cents-$1.39 each. I really wish more stores did this. it allows one to try a brew without having to buy an entire 6 or 12 pack.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 04-30-2010, 10:56 AM
FluffyBob FluffyBob is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Cheap beer, although it has fiercely brand loyal and die hard fans, is not exactly made for connoisseurs. The major producers aim for mediocrity as far as I can tell because that's what they have determined is desired by the majority of their clientele.

In my experience, loyal cheap brand beer drinkers usually find (what I consider to be) quality and flavourful beers distasteful. In the prairie provinces the truly dreadful Old Style Pilsner is very popular among volume beer drinkers. On a few occasions, in response to interest in what I am drinking, I have handed such folk a real Pilsner - Urquell or Chekvar, to see them spit it out in disgust. There is no accounting for taste.

You would think with all the beer produced in North America you could find a cheap hoppy beer but you are probably out of luck. Lots of opportunity overseas I bet though.

For example, San Miguel in the Philippines is a good quality, very hoppy lager and awesomely cheap, but the export version is toned down to mediocrity. Perhaps you could obtain the real stuff but it probably isnt going to be cheap anymore.

Why not just fork out for the good stuff dude? Its only beer, even the premium stuff is not really expensive. Champagne is expensive. Single malt is expensive. Beer is cheap.
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 04-30-2010, 10:58 AM
pkbites pkbites is offline
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Majikal Land O' Cheeze!
Posts: 7,025
Quote:
Originally Posted by FluffyBob View Post
Why not just fork out for the good stuff dude?

Beer is cheap.



Because so am I!
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 04-30-2010, 11:14 AM
hogarth hogarth is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Quote:
Originally Posted by FluffyBob View Post
In the prairie provinces the truly dreadful Old Style Pilsner is very popular among volume beer drinkers.
That's one of the things I miss, living in Ontario. The taste may not be that great, but ah! nostalgia...
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 04-30-2010, 11:59 AM
Shot From Guns Shot From Guns is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Quote:
Originally Posted by pkbites View Post
I found a quaint little liquor store over in Wauwatosa that's selling individual bottles of most micros & exports for 99 cents-$1.39 each.
Liquor store in 'Tosa... Ray's? I can't remember if they sell individual bottles, though.
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 04-30-2010, 12:04 PM
pkbites pkbites is offline
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Majikal Land O' Cheeze!
Posts: 7,025
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shot From Guns View Post
Liquor store in 'Tosa... Ray's? I can't remember if they sell individual bottles, though.
I forget the name of it (Breeze Thru? Something like that). It's on Bluemound about 111th street.

Last edited by pkbites; 04-30-2010 at 12:09 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 04-30-2010, 12:38 PM
bump bump is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Quote:
Originally Posted by FluffyBob View Post
Cheap beer, although it has fiercely brand loyal and die hard fans, is not exactly made for connoisseurs. The major producers aim for mediocrity as far as I can tell because that's what they have determined is desired by the majority of their clientele.
This. Basically like others have said, the primary costs in commercial brewing are probably the energy for your mash and boil, and also for the bottles and caps. Unless you're doing something really remarkable, the cost of the hops isn't very much.


That being said, the average person that buys Bud Light probably thinks that regular old Bud is too heavy or too bitter for them, and doesn't even know what to do with something like a Warsteiner Dunkel. Too many of that brand of beer drinker associate color and bitterness with higher alcoholic strength- think Guinness. They'll say "Man... Guinness will knock you on your ass! It's strong stuff!", when in fact it's slightly lower in alcohol than Bud Light or at best even with it.

Basically the major brewers brew what sells, and the Bud/Coors/Miller Lite stuff is probably exactly what people like, at the price they like.

In other words, there's a reason that Sierra Nevada Pale Ale hasn't supplanted Bud Light as the beer of choice in America- it's not what people like.
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Old 04-30-2010, 01:08 PM
silenus silenus is offline
Hoc nomen meum verum non est.
Charter Member
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: SoCal
Posts: 36,520
Quote:
Originally Posted by bump View Post

In other words, there's a reason that Sierra Nevada Pale Ale hasn't supplanted Bud Light as the beer of choice in America- it's not what people like.
Yeah, but what do they know? Buncha philistines......
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Old 04-30-2010, 01:41 PM
psycat90 psycat90 is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Aug 1999
Quote:
Originally Posted by silenus View Post
Yeah, but what do they know? Buncha philistines......
Seriously, that sentence cut me to the bone.



Quote:
Originally Posted by pulykamell View Post
True, but for the good beers, it's economical. It's been awhile, but I still mostly brew from extract or partial mashes (so your costs should be cheaper if you do a full mash), and it ends up costing me about 50-75 cents a bottle in ingredients (I'm not counting start-up equipment costs) to brew something quite hoppy around 6% abv. Considering that 6-packs of most craft brewed IPAs cost $8.99 or $9.99 around here ($1.50-$1.67 per bottle), that does work out quite a bit cheaper.
Totally. We started growing our own hops last year, and I am so glad we did. We've only got a few (a couple fuggles, chinook, cascade, and I think one more that I'm forgetting), but they look so pretty as they are growing and before they are harvested. Plus I love just grabbing a cone and rolling it between my fingers to release all the lovely lupulin granules to bask in the delicious hoppy aroma.
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Old 04-30-2010, 01:46 PM
Shot From Guns Shot From Guns is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Quote:
Originally Posted by pkbites View Post
I forget the name of it (Breeze Thru? Something like that). It's on Bluemound about 111th street.
Google Maps suggests that you are correct. I live downtown, but I've got friends out in 'Tosa, so I'll have to keep the place in mind. Thanks!
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Old 04-30-2010, 01:57 PM
dangermom dangermom is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Feb 2000
Quote:
Originally Posted by bump View Post

In other words, there's a reason that Sierra Nevada Pale Ale hasn't supplanted Bud Light as the beer of choice in America- it's not what people like.
The Sierra Nevada Brewery is here in town, and the owner has a field of experimental hops growing next to it, on a (very large) prime chunk of commercial real estate that would otherwise have a Home Depot or something built on it. Which makes me very happy (it's so typical of here), even though I hate driving by the place when they're brewing, I can't stand that smell.
Reply With Quote
  #21  
Old 04-30-2010, 02:06 PM
PsychedelicSanta PsychedelicSanta is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Triple hopped...

Triple hopped probably only means that they put in hops three times during the wort-boiling process. Hops put earlier on provide most of the bitterness. Late added hops give a green-taste and not much bitterness. So you could have a triple hopped beer with not much bitterness.

Though I doubt that Miller Lite actually goes through all that. It's probably just a marketing phrase.
Reply With Quote
  #22  
Old 04-30-2010, 02:11 PM
Shot From Guns Shot From Guns is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychedelicSanta View Post
Though I doubt that Miller Lite actually goes through all that. It's probably just a marketing phrase.
That seems pretty specific (and easily verified) to me. I can't imagine they wouldn't get the pants sued off if they claimed a beer was triple-hopped and it wasn't.
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Old 04-30-2010, 02:35 PM
silenus silenus is offline
Hoc nomen meum verum non est.
Charter Member
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: SoCal
Posts: 36,520
To Miller, triple-hopped probably means they used three hop cones per batch.
Reply With Quote
  #24  
Old 04-30-2010, 02:36 PM
DanBlather DanBlather is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
You know why Australian beer is so good?
They use kangaroo hops.
Reply With Quote
  #25  
Old 04-30-2010, 02:48 PM
Johnny Angel Johnny Angel is offline
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Aug 1999
Posts: 3,308
Quote:
Originally Posted by pkbites View Post
Been there, done that. It's fun but not exactly cheap to do.
I can buy a 4 pack of Keystone pints for $1.88 around here, and a case of Mountain Creek for $5.99 when it's on special. Try brewing it for that.
I used to brew 6% beer for less than $0.50 a bottle. The secret is lots of corn sugar. I knew a guy who managed to get it down to $0.25 per bottle by buying sugar and malt in bulk. Unfortunately, when he moved from Alabama to Mississippi, he found he got far more off-flavors with his recipe. I found the same thing happened with mine when I moved to Texas, so it would appear that your local water has a lot to do with how happy you're going to be throwing a lip over a brew that cheap.

But maybe lots of hops would cover the tartness.

Last edited by Johnny Angel; 04-30-2010 at 02:49 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #26  
Old 04-30-2010, 03:24 PM
silenus silenus is offline
Hoc nomen meum verum non est.
Charter Member
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: SoCal
Posts: 36,520
Blech. The whole point of home-brewing is to be able to avoid crap like corn sugar and rice adjuncts in your beer. You'll never be able to compete with a mega-brewer on a cost per buzz basis, so you brew for taste instead.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:22 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.

Send questions for Cecil Adams to: cecil@chicagoreader.com

Send comments about this website to: webmaster@straightdope.com

Terms of Use / Privacy Policy

Advertise on the Straight Dope!
(Your direct line to thousands of the smartest, hippest people on the planet, plus a few total dipsticks.)

Publishers - interested in subscribing to the Straight Dope?
Write to: sdsubscriptions@chicagoreader.com.

Copyright © 2013 Sun-Times Media, LLC.