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Old 05-04-2010, 06:58 PM
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Women: do you ever get bored during intercourse?

You are doing the nasty with your man, but for whatever reason he cannot finish. So he keeps pumping and pumping and pumping.....

Do you enjoy that when it happens? Or do you wish he could finally come and leave you alone?
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Old 05-04-2010, 07:08 PM
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Not usually, and yes. When/if that happens I start thinking about what I need to do next, what's on TV . . .
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Old 05-04-2010, 07:08 PM
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I generally just change things up...switch positions, do something else, etc.

Or eventually it just fizzles out. No biggie. Sex is not necessarily defined by male orgasm.
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Old 05-04-2010, 07:11 PM
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I generally just change things up...switch positions, do something else, etc.

Or eventually it just fizzles out. No biggie. Sex is not necessarily defined by male orgasm.
Maggie, meet Blue-Balls.

Blue-Balls, Maggie.
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Old 05-04-2010, 07:14 PM
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I am reminded of this scene.
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Old 05-04-2010, 07:15 PM
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Yes. Because I, as a woman, have *never* had sex without coming somewhere close to orgasm. Women don't know *anything* about being aroused and then, eventually, frustrated. Also, all sex involves men, and begins with their erection and ends with their ejaculation.

How do I make that rolleyes smiley again?

If he's just pumping away and can't reach his finish, we aren't either one enjoying it. So we might as well watch The Wire or something.

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Old 05-04-2010, 07:17 PM
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Maggie, meet Blue-Balls.

Blue-Balls, Maggie.
I don't know, I've had many times where I didn't go all the way. Eventually, I just give up and I suffer no ill consequences.
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Old 05-04-2010, 07:20 PM
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I did once, and my balls exploded! Jizz all over the house!

I got better




No really, when I had my back injury nine years ago, I had some serious problems with reaching ejaculation. There were plenty of times where I had to just plain give up, and plenty of times where I realized that up front and said "I'm going to make her happy, then we're done."

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Old 05-04-2010, 08:03 PM
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It usually goes something like this:
party time ~ whoop whoop ~ train in the tunnel ~ fireworks ~ around the bend again ~ yay me! ~ still going! ~ ok, really? ~ alrightly now... ~ ok. really. ~ seriously ~ are you thinking of baseball? ~ might need lube ~ i'm getting kind of hungry ~ did I fold that laundry? ~ oh maybe I can go again before this ends (thinks good thoughts) ~ jesus christ, it is not happening for me again ~ chafing ~ oh yeah, it'll be any minute now ~ whew boy it's almost over ~ yay for you!!
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Old 05-04-2010, 08:07 PM
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I got caught looking at the clock once. That stopped stuff real quick.
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Old 05-04-2010, 08:08 PM
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On rare occasion my mind will wander to something very mundane (work, shopping, meals) and I'll laugh at myself for being something out of a clichéd movie scene like the part of What Women Want where Marisa Tomei wonders who's on Leno tonight. But that's just the human brain. It snaps back very easily to blank, in the moment, spank bank material, whatever.
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Old 05-04-2010, 08:25 PM
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Many years ago, I gave up on a semi-promising guy soon after I found out he was *proud* of being able to blandly pump away indefinitely, and apparently really enjoyed it. "I could do this for hours," he said, "all night if you want." I didn't want. When I realized I didn't feel like explaining what I did want, I also realized I just wasn't that into him.

It's not that I wish a fella would "finally come and leave [me] alone" so much as I like a steady build. I like a man's orgasm; it's sexy. If I have to wait too long for it, though, without much going on, I lose momentum.
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Old 05-04-2010, 10:15 PM
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I rarely get bored, but every once in a while I'll get dry if it lasts too long, and that makes things uncomfortable.

If it seems to be going unusually long without resulting in anything, I'll generally ask if he wants to finish in my mouth.
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Old 05-04-2010, 11:24 PM
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Yes. For personal reasons I don't need to go into on a message board things are like that more often than not at my house so it's not like we can always just quit and wait for next time. Next time will be the same. Somehow I find it more boring than doing nothing.
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Old 05-04-2010, 11:49 PM
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I thought you were supposed to call a doctor if you had an erection that lasted that long and couldn't finish...
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Old 05-04-2010, 11:57 PM
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I make sure that they aren't bored! As I tell them, "it'll be the best minute and a half of your lives!"
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Old 05-05-2010, 01:23 AM
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That never happens, would not enjoy it if it did!
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:24 AM
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Do women get bored during intercourse? Is that a trick question?
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:37 AM
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Many years ago, I gave up on a semi-promising guy soon after I found out he was *proud* of being able to blandly pump away indefinitely, and apparently really enjoyed it. "I could do this for hours," he said, "all night if you want." I didn't want. When I realized I didn't feel like explaining what I did want, I also realized I just wasn't that into him.

It's not that I wish a fella would "finally come and leave [me] alone" so much as I like a steady build. I like a man's orgasm; it's sexy. If I have to wait too long for it, though, without much going on, I lose momentum.
Yes, like too much ice cream...
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:58 AM
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If it seems to be going unusually long without resulting in anything, I'll generally ask if he wants to finish in my mouth.
Well, at least one person here is willing to get off their butts and take matters into their own hands to solve the problem.
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Old 05-05-2010, 11:32 AM
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I like a man's orgasm; it's sexy. If I have to wait too long for it, though, without much going on, I lose momentum.
Ditto, and my SO has said this is true for him, too. Maybe one out of six or seven times, he won't be close to orgasm (or getting closer), and if I haven't already done so, watching him get the "I'm getting tired, I wonder how long I have to keep doing this without disappointing her" look isn't getting me anywhere near. So we knock off and snuggle and watch some TV. There's just no point in keeping at it if you're both getting sore and/or tired, and it's not going anywhere.
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Old 05-05-2010, 11:33 AM
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Depends. There have been times where I've felt like saying "Really? That's it? You're done already?" There have also been times I started a mental to-do list while waiting for it to be over. I've found on both counts that talking and moving around/switching positions can help. I've also given him a breather so we can go for round two (or three). Also guys, foreplay is highly underrated. Do it, do it often, and do it well - you will be rewarded.
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Old 05-05-2010, 11:51 AM
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I make sure that they aren't bored! As I tell them, "it'll be the best minute and a half of your lives!"
Drew Carey: "I'm not a great lover, but at least I'm fast."
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Old 05-05-2010, 12:57 PM
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Q: What does the [ethnic/religious woman of your humorous choice] think while having sex?
A: "Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
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Old 05-05-2010, 02:14 PM
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I've not been with a man (only women) but yes, sometimes it happens. If the foreplay stops abruptly and my partner moves down to the *next place* then my arousal usually drops like a stone.

Otherwise I can be enjoying it a lot but not climaxing; I've even had to outright insist that it really is just as good.
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Old 05-05-2010, 02:51 PM
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If it seems to be going unusually long without resulting in anything, I'll generally ask if he wants to finish in my mouth.
[begins slow clap]

On occasion this will happen to me, and I generally just slow down and tell her I need a break. Then we snuggle, after about five minutes she begins to fondle me, we choose another position, and pretty quickly I'm showing her my 'O' face.

I think it's the short break that hits the reset button.
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Old 05-05-2010, 05:39 PM
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I've only gotten bored if he was bad in bed.

Of course, continuing to do something that obviously isn't working for anyone is pretty much the definition of "bad in bed."

Although the only guy I've been with who was that bad was my first; and since I had nothing to compare it to, I didn't realize it could be better (MUCH better, as it turns out), nor did I have any ideas for how to switch things up. Thankfully, since then they've been quite a bit more creative. The first guy was also very focused on himself in bed, which definitely made things worse. The others were focused on me, I was focused on him, and so we were very much in tune with each other and could adjust on the fly if something wasn't working. No boredom there.
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Old 05-05-2010, 06:09 PM
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Time to Wrap It Up...
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:25 PM
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I go through spells, but yeah I get bored sometimes. It's always when it goes on too long. Mig is like superduper-multi-orgasmic, it's frickin non-stop I swear. He could go hours and hours. I cannot, at least not without pondering the universe or making lists.

I figure I had my fun in the first hour or so. He just takes a little longer is all. I don't think we're "doing it wrong". We both sure seem to be satisfied in the end. (I know there's a joke hidden somewhere in that statement.)
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Old 05-06-2010, 09:54 AM
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I was just thinking of when my normal bf took Viagra just for the fun of it. Has that ever happened to any of you? I was so mad when I found out why he took so long. I walked like Yosemite Sam for a week! Jerk
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Old 05-06-2010, 11:00 AM
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Some people must get bored.
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Old 05-06-2010, 12:03 PM
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Well ... uh ... I think I'll go answer the "which side do you carry your bag" question instead.
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Old 05-06-2010, 12:53 PM
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Old 05-06-2010, 01:45 PM
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Many years ago, I gave up on a semi-promising guy soon after I found out he was *proud* of being able to blandly pump away indefinitely, and apparently really enjoyed it. "I could do this for hours," he said, "all night if you want." I didn't want. When I realized I didn't feel like explaining what I did want, I also realized I just wasn't that into him.

It's not that I wish a fella would "finally come and leave [me] alone" so much as I like a steady build. I like a man's orgasm; it's sexy. If I have to wait too long for it, though, without much going on, I lose momentum.
Misconceptions guys have:

Bigger is better (bigger hurts!)

Lasting a long time is a plus (a minute and a half might be a little short, but its probably better than an hour and a half - we chafe - and yes, get bored).
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Old 05-06-2010, 09:10 PM
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Oh ho ho! I actually last two minutes and a half! I just tell all the ladies one minute and a half so they'll be surprised. I know, I'm a real gentleman.
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Old 05-06-2010, 10:17 PM
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Lasting a long time is a plus (a minute and a half might be a little short, but its probably better than an hour and a half - we chafe - and yes, get bored).
I'd get bored by an hour and a half of "blandly pumping," as emmaliminal describes. But I have lots more tricks.
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Old 05-06-2010, 10:47 PM
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Old 05-07-2010, 12:21 AM
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I'm more likely to chafe than get bored, but that kills my arousal pretty quickly. At that point, it's time to stop. Sometimes it just doesn't work out. Either we're too tired or we're just not feeling it.
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Old 05-07-2010, 11:52 AM
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I've only gotten bored if he was bad in bed.
Ditto. I've had the scenario where I'm not getting anything out of it and I'm mentally contemplating how long it's gone on and how long it's going to take him to finish. At that point when it was happening, I wasn't mature enough to make the right kind of suggestions, so I'd try to get him to finish faster in any way that I could so I could escape the situation. Now that I'm more experienced, I don't get bored because I have a good partner and know how to ask for (and receive) what I want.

RE: Chafing-- I've had that happen on several occasions, and most of the time it's a matter of the other party having something distracting them from their goal. Whether it be "I need some water" or "my knees/back/legs/etc. hurt" or "I think I need the lights to be brighter/dimmer", it's enough of a distraction to make finishing tougher. It doesn't mean I don't whine about being chafed and uncomfortable the next day, though, as it really hurts when it happens and very little seems to help.

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Old 05-07-2010, 12:32 PM
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Yes I get bored. But unless it was because he was really bad at it in which case `i'd spend the time trying to remember where my underwear is, I be nice about it, as in "I'm so sore!" ie you're a wild man and so well hung and not "I'm sick of fucking you".

And then I'd probably suck him off. I hate to leave something (or someone) unfinished.


"Anne is very sweet, she always eats her meat..." David Bowie

Strangely enough that's my real name.
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Old 05-28-2010, 11:19 PM
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RE: Chafing-- I've had that happen on several occasions, and most of the time it's a matter of the other party having something distracting them from their goal. Whether it be "I need some water" or "my knees/back/legs/etc. hurt" or "I think I need the lights to be brighter/dimmer", it's enough of a distraction to make finishing tougher. It doesn't mean I don't whine about being chafed and uncomfortable the next day, though, as it really hurts when it happens and very little seems to help.
Yep. Have experienced same, unfortunately, mostly with selfish or impatient lovers who think foreplay is a waste of time.

There are physical reasons for the delay, too, such as drinking alcohol or using or abusing drugs.

Here's a link to an interesting article on delayed ejaculation: http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/e...cle/001954.htm and there are lots more out there by googling.

For those of you who are still chafing and bored, most of those articles suggest that a round of sex therapy is in order for both partners. I'm just saying.....
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Old 05-30-2010, 11:39 AM
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"Anne is very sweet, she always eats her meat..." David Bowie

Strangely enough that's my real name.

You're David Bowie?!

Side note: Bowie was once asked what his sexuality was amd he replied: 'I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once.'
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Old 05-30-2010, 01:01 PM
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As a bloke heres my two pennorth.

Sex is in the mind, its not the pumping away that achieves orgasm but what is going through your minds.

So if its purely an ignorant oaf pounding away then obviously the woman wants to get it over with as quickly as possible, if however she's actually enjoying it; then endurance, as it were, can be a good thing.

Most men have an incredible ability to rationalise their own profficiency in sex.

They all think that they may not last long but its the most incredible experience that the woman they're with has ever experienced.

They may not perform very often but their woman is waiting in breathless anticipation when they do their once a week duty fresh from the pub on friday night.

A hell of a lot of them couldn't find a clitoris, if they were given an Ato Z street map, that foreplay is something footballers do before a tackle and that if a woman starts moaning and gasping then she's having an orgasm rather then trying desperately to get it over with.

Little tip here, both sexes when they orgasm get a red flush on their chests, no flush no orgasm.

And then they're gobsmacked when their wives either have affairs or leave them.

Boo hoo my heart bleeds purple piss for them.


As an aside my ex missus told me that her mum used to think about her shopping list when her dad was doing his duty,we were never very formal or serious, quite often when making love; and often laughed alot (LOOK it wasn't about the size of my penis OK!)
She would half way through our lovemaking say"tin of peas, large".

But she also picked up on my listening to news on the radio because of my job, while on the job and would say you're listening to that.
Well thats my take,feel free to disagree with me I'm always willing to learn.

If you're wondering why I split up with my missus it was because she couldn't stand the job.

That and my being incredibly ugly and having a very small penis...............and no dress sense............and the warts I suppose , and the gay lover might have contributed to the problem.

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Old 05-30-2010, 02:20 PM
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I have only once wished for a finish, and it was because he was so big it was painful (note: this was about my fourth time of having sex, age 32) but other times and partners, its never been more than 5 minutes so; no.
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Old 05-30-2010, 04:38 PM
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My first time, I was watching the clock pretty much the whole time.
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Old 05-31-2010, 12:54 AM
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That's only happened to me once or twice, and alcohol almost certainly was to blame. Yeah, I got bored (and sore.) Suggesting that he stop, however, was met with the same derision as suggesting that he ask someone for directions. Utter disbelief, as if I'd suggested that he didn't know what he was doing.

There's more than one reason he's my ex.
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