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Old 01-21-2001, 11:00 PM
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The above thread made me think of this. I'm sure this has been addressed before, though not recently, plus it's a fun topic.

*On top of a moving camel, in Egypt. One hump or two? I believe it was one.

*In the cisterns at Masada.

*Banana grove next to the Sea of Galilee.

*Christmas tree farm in Northern Michigan. In the back seat of a '59 Cadillac Sedan de Ville.

*In several semi trucks.

*In the ruins of a Roman fort on the Isle of Skye. It was raining & freezing and howling wind, but it had to be done. I did not have an orgasm that time, I think it was too cold. Plus, there were sheep watching.

*3am, on the front lawn of a Victorian mansion in San Jose that used to be a brothel. I think I had alot of Calvados to drink that night.
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Old 01-21-2001, 11:14 PM
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gosh, carina, and i thought I had a cool place. a camel?? that must have been fucking (excuse the pun) awesome.

since i am still relatively new at the whole sex thing, i dont have as many cool places.

4 am, in the middle of a snowstorm, in the bleachers overlooking the school's lacrosse field.

1am-ish, hidden by some shrubs next to a road, clinging to the chainlink fence of an elementary school.


but man...a camel...i feel like such an amature...
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Old 01-21-2001, 11:19 PM
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Cool places? Quite a few Canadian ice flows and snow banks.
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Old 01-21-2001, 11:39 PM
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I did a similar thread once

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...threadid=44219

BTW, for me, the bed always seems like the coolest place.
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Old 01-21-2001, 11:54 PM
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Hmmm I can think of some mighty cool places where I've done it.

50 yard line of the Ball State University Football Stadium
bleachers of the afformentioned stadium
in my best frieds car... with him 3 feet away
in the conference room in a college dorm
in the lounge of a college dorm
in the music room in a college dorm

If there is one thing I can conclude from this it's that I'm damn lucky to be a school this year
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Old 01-22-2001, 12:06 AM
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Top level of a parking garage, under the stars, in October.
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Old 01-22-2001, 12:10 AM
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A ferry crossing the English Channel from Dover to France, on the deck at around 3AM.
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Old 01-22-2001, 12:33 AM
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You are a truly talented individual if you had sex on the back of a camel! I hate those damned things. But while I was in Egypt...

Had sex at the base of the Sphinx and in the Temple of Luxor. [had to be very quiet]

In Greece, at several ruins.

At the radio station where my ex worked. We did it while he was on the air.

There's more but it's late and I need to go night night
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Old 01-22-2001, 01:13 AM
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Damn, you're some lucky SOBs. I gotta give The Mighty Tiki God the exhibitionist award, though.

My contribution would be the fourth floor bathroom, with the lights off, in a courthouse. I didn't have sex there (hey, I was 13!), but there was much making out, and that's gotta count for something, right?
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Old 01-22-2001, 01:23 AM
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WOO HOO I've never actually won anything before. I guess spending $9000+ every year to go to school does have it's good side effects. I'm just glad I didn't mention all of the cool places I've done it or some of you people would probably think very oddly of me.
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Old 01-22-2001, 02:39 AM
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*A cemetary. (Both on the ground, and in a car)
*The back floor of the $1.50 movies, by the only entrance to the theater
*Behind a set of lockers at my old high school
*Bathroom at McDonalds
*Next to a dumpster
*my sister's bed.
*3 different sets of woods
My favorite was probably in a bed too, though. It meant the most to me
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Old 01-22-2001, 02:49 AM
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Slight hijack -- I whacked off in the bathroom of the British Museum.
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Old 01-22-2001, 05:38 AM
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Sex? What's that?
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Old 01-22-2001, 06:00 AM
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Battery City Park, New York City, in the cargo nets in the playground, in the shadow of the WTC. I liked that one so much, we went back and did it again.
Horseneck Beach, MA, on a big rock in the surf in the middle of the day. Tee Hee By the time we finished, the tide came in, and we were both all wet.
Toys R Us parking lot (started inside, finished outside the car), Caesars Bay, Brooklyn, NY.
Marine Park (both inside and outside a car), Brooklyn, NY.
So many more...
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Old 01-22-2001, 06:03 AM
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*3 different sets of woods
All at the same time?


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Old 01-22-2001, 06:59 AM
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USS Carl Vinson - Air craft carrier.
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Old 01-22-2001, 07:48 AM
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VA State Capitol Building
Middle of the James River, on a rock, like two iguanas.
Hollywood Cemetery
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Old 01-22-2001, 08:01 AM
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Slight hijack -- I whacked off in the bathroom of the British Museum.

I'd agree it's a very good Museum but I'm not sure it's quite that good.

Hoping you didn't leave any remains for posterity .....
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Old 01-22-2001, 08:45 AM
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Hmmm... I think I lead a boring life... my only non-bedroom forays (and they weren't necessarily my bedroom or his) were 1. an office with a locked door, 2. a public park at night... and we got caught (big blush), and 3. a car with open windows in a public park at night... and we didn't get caught.
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Old 01-22-2001, 08:57 AM
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Ohhh!

I'm a big fan of woods, parks, my back stoop hoping my parents don't wake up and catch him here at three am, pretty much anything outside. I like watching stars and trees and stuff.

Beyond that, the abandoned insane asylum was kinda cool.

I don't like cars or movie theaters, I've done that already and its not half as comfy as other places.
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Old 01-22-2001, 09:35 AM
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Middle of the James River, on a rock, like two iguanas.
LOL! I've done that too! - You know those large eroded rocks, just off Bells Isle, in the middle of the James.
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Old 01-22-2001, 09:49 AM
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Top floor bedroom of the York Backpackers Hostel, with a glorious view of the Minster. (Male Porpentine: "You mean you were looking out the window the whole time?!?")

Otherwise, nowhere very exciting ... well, except for four or five other rooms at York Backpackers, and another hostel in Glastonbury, and one in Abergavenny, Wales, and two in Manchester. Just call me the British hostel slut.
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Old 01-22-2001, 09:57 AM
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1. At a Big Audio Dynamite concert in a park.
2. On Bayshore Ave in Tampa in the middle of the road late.
3. The roof of my dorm in college. It was cold and windy, the roof was painful, but it was fun.
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Old 01-22-2001, 10:17 AM
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Under a jungle gym in Michigan. In February. WRONG. My ass was numb.

In the middle of an amphitheater stage (anyone who knows Richmond....Dogwood Dell. woo hoo!).

Between a shed and a chain link fence...well, sort of ON the cain link fence...in the alley behind my friend's house. With my friend sitting in a tree 20 feet away (which we didn't know at the time) and she somehow miraculously didn't hear us.

On the floor of my mom's tool shed because we'd started making out in the car and I didn't want to try to sneak him in the house.

AND...I sucked my husband off in a nursing home parking lot.

I can think of "if only" situations, but those don't count.
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Old 01-22-2001, 10:18 AM
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Ok, so I've never been out of the States.

Only thing I can share, really isn't all that interesting compared to a camel "ride." There are frequent meeting between myself and another individual at the top of the stair well in the building I where work. We call it the "North Conference Room."
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Old 01-22-2001, 11:05 AM
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A cool foggy morning, rural Minnesota, near a waterfall. We were on a blanket spread on the dewy grass, which became irrelevant shortly as the misty spray from the waterfall soaked both us and the blanket. An immature bald eagle was circling overhead for most of it, and right at the climax of the rendezvous, it dove towards the river and came up with a fish. Couldn't have timed it better if I tried. I mulled over the possible symbolism of that for a while.

A stargazing expedition that ended up in an amorous adventure. Same blanket as before, too.

I keep the blanket in my car so it's always nearby in case of, uhm, emergency.
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Old 01-22-2001, 11:44 AM
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USS Carl Vinson - Air craft carrier.


USS Puget Sound -- Destroyer tender. In the middle of the Mediterranean.

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Old 01-22-2001, 03:34 PM
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While at Texas A&M University:
  • In one of the electrical engineering labs in the HB Zachry building
  • On the third floor balcony of Keathley Hall (it was cold!)
  • In the shower between my room and the room next door
... and other places
  • On top of a sink in a public restroom in a park in Wichita Falls, Texas; we broke the sink out of the wall! Woo-hoo!
  • On the beach at Pulau Putri (AKA "Maxxus Island") in the Thousand Islands off the coast of Indonesia.
I have yet to join the Mile High Club, but I figure I have plenty of time for that...

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Old 01-22-2001, 04:03 PM
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Every room of the 2nd floor of the high school where my SO and I worked.

Then, he was moved to a grammer school and we christened about half the place (they had a pretty comfy couch in the teachers' room)
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Old 01-22-2001, 04:11 PM
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The swimming pool in my apartment complex. It was in the middle of the afternoon and we were the only ones there. There was a wooden fence around the pool area, but several upper story apartments had a good view if anyone was looking (I don't imagine anyone was). Luckily for us, no one came into the pool area while we were in action.
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Old 01-22-2001, 04:22 PM
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Bathroom of an airplane with off-duty flight attendant and again with another girl (and another plane).

Conference room at work (while on the clock).

In a hammock next to a lake in Wisconsin ("Balance, Daniel-son.")

On a washing machine in a dorm.
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Old 01-22-2001, 04:29 PM
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Old 01-22-2001, 06:07 PM
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Cheer up Euty. My most interesting place is...








nowhere.
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Old 01-22-2001, 06:32 PM
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While at Texas A&M University:
  • In one of the electrical engineering labs in the HB Zachry building
  • On the third floor balcony of Keathley Hall (it was cold!)
  • In the shower between my room and the room next door
... and other places

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Hey! You're an Aggie too? Sweet. What class? (I'm '95)

I always understood the Golf course & the steps of the Systems bldg. to be the exhibitionist places of choice for most students.

Others I know about: Under the stairs in Lechner hall, up in the library late at night, and out in Research Park(yeah, kind of dull, I know).
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Old 01-22-2001, 07:16 PM
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Hmm....well mostly in my immagination
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Old 01-22-2001, 07:30 PM
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Here's what I can remember...

*On the back seat of a school bus on the way to a Speech tourney (Yes there was someone across the aisle, but we think he was sleeping)

*A public bathroom...people were coming in and out

*My grandparents' RV (Actually, we did that twice. Both sets of grandparents own an RV)

*The back room of the store I worked in

*My parents' bed

*My grandparents' bed

*A camper about 5 feet from my parents' bedroom window
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Old 01-22-2001, 08:02 PM
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In the attic of the Johnstown Flood Museum, amid various dusty artifacts of the 19th century.

On a scenic overlook in Colorado, with the lights of Denver spread out at our feet.

In an upstairs room of an Edwardian mansion in North Yorkshire, on Christmas Eve.

In my '54 Buick at a drive-in double feature. For some reason, I can remember that the movies were Death Race 2000 (pre-Rocky Sly Stallone) and Big Bad Mama, with Angie Dickinson and William Shatner! I'm not sure which to be more appalled by: that we might have been set off by watching Death Race, or by Angie and Capt. Kirk romping in the buff.
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Old 01-23-2001, 12:01 AM
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Not sure how "cool" they were but I found them romantic as hell!

In the backyard in a hammock during a rain/thunderstorm while we could hear the neighbors waiting to get back to their barbeque (I wanted the roof that time but this nagging fear of heights held us on terra firma)
Bent over the back of my cars trunk in a rainstorm....
Hey wait? is it just me or do I really REALLY like rain?
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Old 01-23-2001, 12:28 AM
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On a desk in the classroom where I taught, with one of my students (no, not during school hours).

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p.s. Don't worry, the students were all older than me!
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Old 01-23-2001, 08:55 AM
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Re: Here's what I can remember...

Quote:
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*A public bathroom...people were coming in and out
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Aparently they weren't the only ones.....
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Old 01-23-2001, 09:04 AM
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*on the floor of my dad's bedroom, while he was asleep

*in a nightclub bathroom (cheesy but much fun!)

*on the desk of the director of Alumni Affairs

*outside in the rain, on a park bench, wearing high heels, thich-high stockings with zippers up the backs, a leather jacket, & a Catholic school skirt

*in the bathroom at my BF's parents' house

*in a graveyard

*on the floor of a storage closet
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Old 01-23-2001, 11:37 AM
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twice during the day on a public golf course, then returned that night and did it again under the stars - had to see for myself how he "handled the wedge"
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Old 01-23-2001, 02:43 PM
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I had an afternoon tryst in a shallow stream in Florida. That was lovely...
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Old 01-23-2001, 07:28 PM
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Old 01-23-2001, 07:42 PM
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Oooooo. Damn. I can't belive I am going to post this.

I did a live 'art' show with a female friend of mine. The stage was a bed inside of a glass cube with air holes in it. The cube was placed in the middle of a bar (and no Houston Dopers, I ain't tellin which one) where we proceded to have sex most of the evening (as I had to have a short break at one point).

You know, it was kinda cool. Never got applause when the deed was done.


And yes, this is a true story, and I can prove it. I have pictures.
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Old 01-23-2001, 09:30 PM
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I think my best is in a swimming pool at camp. It was a really neat feeling, doing that while surrounded by water. And there were other people in the pool too, and as far as I know, no one ever found out.
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Old 01-23-2001, 09:32 PM
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And this was in broad daylight.
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Old 01-23-2001, 10:05 PM
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In the back seat of a car being driven (by someone else) down the Hollywood Freeway, in broad daylight and heavy traffic.
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Old 01-23-2001, 10:10 PM
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Old 01-23-2001, 11:13 PM
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At the peak of Colorado's tallest mountain, Mt. Elbert (If you try this, bring oxygen. We didn't. We probably should have.)

In the broom closet of the Church of the Imaculate Conception (It was our way of responding to the church's name.)

In the parking lot of a police substation.

In the trunk of a 1932 Duce Coup driving down the road. (Actually it started in the "rumble seat" of the car, but with those things if you hit a bump at the wrong time, and the latch is not as secure as it should be...)

In a hospital bed in an almost full-body cast with I.V. drip and everything (It was her fault I was in the hospital and cast and she felt quilty and wanted to make amends [Jeez, I'm a male, and I was breathing for heaven's sake, of course I was willing.])

(and depending on your definition of "sex" [I've heard that before]) In a tollbooth, on a farris wheel, telephone booth...
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