Ricin Beans
Turkey Tetrachloride
Long Pork Chops
Ham and swiss on rye with extra Mayo Clinic.
Macaroon salad.
Dung beans.
PCB Sandwich
Egg Foo Yung with Sarin sauce
MRSA BLT (with mayo)
Jello mold (real mold)
Seizure Salad
Ham and Cheese Vomlet
Pusghetti and meatballs.
Fruit salad with waterboardmelon (nice for summer)
Violent Pudding
Au Garroted Potatoes
Screamed Corn
Slaughtered Mushrooms
Torturellini with Martyrnara Sauce
Massacred Potatoes
Sticks IN Scones
McRibb Sandwich. Because some things are terrifying enough as is.
Spy a la mode.
Deep covered dish.
USS Cole slaw.
Iraq of lamb.
Spotted dick . . . a ***real ***spotted dick.
Tenderized veal (“Ve haff vays of making you talk…”)
Iraq of ribs is equally effective, but harder to find.
It all sounds so WMD-licious.
If anyone’s interested, I went to Taco del Mar for lunch yesterday. The first dish in the OP came as I was eating rice and beans. That reminded me that back in the '80s I’d call turkey tetrazzini ‘turkey tetrachloride’ when it was served at the cafeteria. (The cafeteria was called ‘The Colonial Inn’. I liked to call it ‘The Ptomaine Tavern’. It was actually pretty good.)
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Hot dog with pickles and mustard gas.