My wife’s company used to be a small mom-n-pop outfit with a great corporate culture, and employees that considered each other to be family. Great bunch of people, and the managers and VPs were no different. Over 30 or so years, it became the largest company of its kind in the world, and still had a close-knit, wonderful culture about it. The turnover rate was low, you had the seasoned veterans sticking around because they were being treated well, etc.
About 5 years ago, the company was bought out by an investment company in California, who then bought another, related company in Utah, and merged the two. Since then, life has been hell. Constant layoffs. Constant “streamlining” consisting of draconian cutbacks to keep the company in ready-to-sell condition. This past Spring, the company, in order to keep it from looking like a debt on the bottom line, confiscated all accumulated vacation time for all employees.
You can imagine the discontent. Employees started dropping out like flies. All those coding experts and seasoned veterans began deserting the ship. The brain drain was incredible.
Then the other shoe dropped. This company, which was started and thrived in Huntsville, Alabama, and had expanded to St. Louis and several other cities, including a number of international offices, was being gutted. All offices except the one in Provo, Utah, were being closed. All employees, including all the developers, coders, sys admins, client care specialists, dedicated project managers who were solely responsible for the large clients such as New York City, Los Angeles County, and others, had 60 days to move to Utah, or lose their jobs.
Internal scuttlebutt, which I heard directly from a VP, said that the corporate masters were counting on at least 50% of the employees to knuckle under and make the move.
After all, why would anyone want to live in a hellhole like Huntsville or St. Louis when beautiful Provo, with its tolerant, accepting LDS culture, beckoned?
Besides, times are tough, right? The serfs will move anywhere we tell 'em, and like it, right?
Almost to a person, the employees, without unionization of any kind, other than a certain esprit de corps, told the company to fuck the fuck off. Out of several hundred employees, there are less than 10 that are making the move.
Take that, you motherfuckers. You want to know about brain drain? Try to support your proprietary language now, since not a single developer is moving, and have all, in fact, found new jobs. Know why you got the shaft, you idiots? Because NOBODY TRUSTS YOU. You’ve fucked your employees over so much by now that nobody believes for a second that they’ll have a job in 6 months, even if they move.
So suck it, chumps. I hope the entire company flatlines and costs you billions.