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Old 07-28-2010, 10:13 AM
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[[Renamed spam:]] I, David Mabus, am an atheist who loves James Randi.

there is a lot of shit to flush!





THE HEAD OF THE INFIDEL!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...8971526126149#



Is America burning yet?

Maybe we need some more...


we use the DIVINE against the ESTABLISHMENT... you?


we do better DEMOLITIONS than you, savage...


RENOUNCE YOUR ATHEISM AND JOIN THE SOCIALIST FAITH!


let them know if the MDC continues more people will die...

the WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY - THE DANCE OF DEATH

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...8971526126149#


FLUSH ATHEISM!

Actually it is a ROYAL FLUSH!!!

Let me show you how ATHEISTS were partially responsible for 911

These ATHEISTS NEED TO BE ON THE TERRORIST WATCH LIST!

You don’t even have SCIENCE on your side…

You’re a perfect example of when PHILOSOPHY becomes an ENEMY OF LIFE...

http://stephenlaw.blogspot.com/2010/...tery-card.html

not quite samantha with her *supernatural spit*, eh?

this isn't one of your little WORD GAMES...

blasphemy is a DEATH SENTENCE

you people actually BELIEVE the BS you preach!

GOD 1 - atheists 0

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...8971526126149#


Atheists,

you are ENEMIES OF GOD AND ARE GOING TO BE ANNIHILATED...

Repent and turn to God or be destroyed...

YOU HAVE NO CHOICE...

my interpretation of the STATUE FIRE... it symbolizes the SPIRITUAL DEATH of atheism...

http://www.salon.com/news/2010/06/15...s_jesus_statue

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...tatue--005.jpg

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2010-06/54332292.jpg


http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-conten...terjesus-1.jpg

PRINCESS DI IS WEARING A NEW DRESS!

http://www.princeofwales.gov.uk/spee...252516346.html
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http://skepticblog.org/2010/04/06/wo...for-a-miracle/

Shermer, I WANT TO SEE YOU BEG FOR A MIRACLE...
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we do like your music Lady Gaga, but...

The B*OBQUAKE - 911

Let me show you the FATE OF TRAITORS...

http://www.loiterink.com/photos/prod...24_500x500.jpg

they are incapable of telling the difference between SCIENTIFIC *FACT* AND
RELIGIOUS AND PHILOSOPHICAL *TRUTH*... FATAL ERROR!

they also preach a *VALUE FREE SCIENCE* called *POSITIVISM* that ignores the
inequalities of wealth and power in capitalist civilization...

for a sample taste of PZ Myers' GARBAGE...

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2...gine_no_he.php

HIJACKING IN PROGRESS!!!

http://hawaiiwebgroup.com/maui-desig...-hijacking.jpg

HIJACKING IN PROGRESS!!!

how can these HEADLESS IDIOTS BET AGAINST GOD!!!
________________________________________
what happens when you LOSE Pascal's Wager...

http://www.peterkreeft.com/topics/pascals-wager.htm
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you FIGHT PAPER MONSTERS...

the blood and bodies of the atheist movement...

you mofos killed MICKEY MOUSE!!!!

this has more TRUTH then what Dawkins, Randi, Harris, Myers, and Shermer
combined have said in their entire lives...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...8971526126149#

they tried to BULLDOZE the entire METAPHYSICAL DIMENSION...
they LOST THE WAR......

you have FORFEIT YOUR SOUL, shermer... you have become an object in the material world, as you WISHED...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...8971526126149#

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/117...ffaaee87fa.jpg

we're gonna smash that TV...

They had become ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE AND OF GOD...

you pushed too much and *CROSSED THE LINE*

degenerates (PZ) or children (HEMANT) - ATHEISTS!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...8971526126149#


THE TrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTroll - 911!
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http://dissidentphilosophy.lifediscu...-911-t1310.htm

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Old 07-28-2010, 10:15 AM
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there is a lot of shit to flush!
I'll say. How many times have I banned you so far, 35?
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:17 AM
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Drugs. Bad.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:18 AM
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how can these HEADLESS IDIOTS BET AGAINST GOD!!!
Where can I lay a bet against God? I'm thinking of going down to the local OTB and putting $2 on a Satan-Buddha-Thor trifecta in the 4th.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:18 AM
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Anyway how do you like your new thread title?
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:21 AM
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Oh Marley, you're like a cat batting around a dead mouse before eating it.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:23 AM
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Also, you might want to check out the videos in your OP.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:24 AM
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Can we at least hear more about Princess Di's new dress? (unless this has something to do with Bill Clinton)
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:25 AM
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Also, you might want to check out the videos in your OP.
That's beautiful, man. I mean, really, really beautiful.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:25 AM
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don't worry, we'll just keep making new accounts...

we're going to SHUT YOU DOWN....
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:26 AM
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<snerk!>

I love the smell of burned trolls in the morning. Smells like....victory.

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Old 07-28-2010, 10:27 AM
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don't worry, we'll just keep making new accounts...

we're going to SHUT YOU DOWN....
Your housepets + you don't count as "we", you know.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:28 AM
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don't worry, we'll just keep making new accounts...

we're going to SHUT YOU DOWN....
How? I press one button to ban you and it's two clicks to delete your threads. And who is "we?" We know there's only one of you. You're one lonely guy.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:30 AM
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You post on a lot of websites. How many have you shut down? So far everybody here is pointing and laughing at you.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:35 AM
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Praise God!
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:35 AM
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marley - we could exterminate you in a second if we chose to....
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:36 AM
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we're going to SHUT YOU DOWN....
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marley - we could exterminate you in a second if we chose to....
It talks back!
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:37 AM
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In before the lock.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:37 AM
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It'd be funny... if it wasn't so sad.

... kids these days. When I was a youngin the battles were fought in the jungles of modal logic; those who survived still have nightmares of going toe-to-toe with the modal ontological argument supporters from a conceded first premise basis...

*sigh*

Nowadays it's all about the drive-by. And all in public too, like a toddler who proudly presents to you his interpretation of the last supper painted with his own excrement. You don't know whether to laugh or cry... can't really argue with them, can't punish them... it's just sad.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:37 AM
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You're not nearly as funny or clever as you think you are, Marley. Just delete the fucking thread.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:38 AM
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marley - we could exterminate you in a second if we chose to....
Go for it.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:39 AM
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marley - we could exterminate you in a second if we chose to....
What are you, Dalek Christ?
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:41 AM
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You're not nearly as funny or clever as you think you are, Marley. Just delete the fucking thread.
Yes he is.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:41 AM
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Each voice gets a vote.

Sometimes it's three in the afternoon before they can agree on what to have for breakfast.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:44 AM
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Marley- We would never hurt a BABBLING IMPOTENT FOOL LIKE YOURSELF!


our *enemies* are those who have REAL MONEY and REAL POWER and use if for the manipulation and exploitation of others for their own selfish gain....
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:44 AM
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Zesty dill pickles is back. Hooray!!!!!!

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How did you find out I was a millionaire?

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Old 07-28-2010, 10:44 AM
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Technically, is this kosher?

[Moderator changing the thread title to one unrelated to the OP.]

I don't feel sorry for a sock, but still...
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:46 AM
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our *enemies* are those who have REAL MONEY and REAL POWER and use if for the manipulation and exploitation of others for their own selfish gain....
Such has been a facet of human history since the invention of standardised currency.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:46 AM
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our *enemies* are those who have REAL MONEY and REAL POWER and use if for the manipulation and exploitation of others for their own selfish gain....
Well Marley has REAL POWER because he just jacked your thread title. And he's definitely manipulating and exploiting you for his own selfish gain, cuz he's having a ball here.

I don't know if he's got REAL MONEY but two out of three ain't bad.

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Old 07-28-2010, 10:47 AM
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Marley- We would never hurt a BABBLING IMPOTENT FOOL LIKE YOURSELF!
Not even for practice? Come onnnnnnn. Try it! I double-your-neighbor's-dog-is-talking-to-you dare you.

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Old 07-28-2010, 10:47 AM
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It does happen to be against the rules but that's hardly a big deal in this case. The problem is that it's feeding a mentally deficient troll. We're told all the time not to do it and yet here's a Moderator doing just that.

Seriously, Marley, get the fuck over yourself and do your job.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:49 AM
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Marley- We would never hurt a BABBLING IMPOTENT FOOL LIKE YOURSELF!


our *enemies* are those who have REAL MONEY and REAL POWER and use if for the manipulation and exploitation of others for their own selfish gain....
And yet you hang around here.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:52 AM
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we come here to show you *DELUDED ONES* what is really going on...
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:54 AM
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Technically, is this kosher?

[Moderator changing the thread title to one unrelated to the OP.]
I do it to spammers occasionally. He posts this stuff all over the 'net, so he counts.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:59 AM
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Seriously, Marley, get the fuck over yourself and do your job.
You get the fuck over yourself. I'm a volunteer who has wasted quite a bit of time dealing with this lunatic over the last two years, so I'm having fun with it for a few minutes instead. Other people seem to be enjoying themselves, at least as a curiosity. It's a message board. If you don't like it, hang out in a different thread.
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:04 AM
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Finally I have seen one of David's threads on here. I am content.
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:07 AM
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You get the fuck over yourself. I'm a volunteer who has wasted quite a bit of time dealing with this lunatic over the last two years, so I'm having fun with it for a few minutes instead. Other people seem to be enjoying themselves, at least as a curiosity. It's a message board. If you don't like it, hang out in a different thread.
I'll hang out wherever I want, asshole. I'm not breaking any rules and I'm a paid member here. I'm entitled to my opinion.
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:09 AM
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Finally I have seen one of David's threads on here. I am content.
David?

Does this fellow have a history on the Dope?

Sorry: If he got banned 35 times, I would say he does.

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Old 07-28-2010, 11:10 AM
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Marley- We would never hurt a BABBLING IMPOTENT FOOL LIKE YOURSELF!
But you could if you wanted to, right?
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:10 AM
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You get the fuck over yourself. I'm a volunteer who has wasted quite a bit of time dealing with this lunatic over the last two years, so I'm having fun with it for a few minutes instead. Other people seem to be enjoying themselves, at least as a curiosity. It's a message board. If you don't like it, hang out in a different thread.
I'll hang out wherever I want, asshole. I'm not breaking any rules and I'm a paid member here. I'm entitled to my opinion.
You're in the distinct minority. I love to see a lunatic beaten into the dust, personally. It may not make a wonderful person, but fuck it.

Just out of curiosity, is this dude using a IP spoof? Why can't we just IP lock him?
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:11 AM
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I'll hang out wherever I want, asshole. I'm not breaking any rules and I'm a paid member here. I'm entitled to my opinion.
You are indeed entitled to try to prevent other posters from enjoying an internet oddball if that is how you want to spend your time. And I'm entitled to mine, which is that you don't get to order me around. I'm also not breaking any rules. I've done this a couple of other times with spammers and I'm not stupid enough to do this kind of thing without talking to the rest of the staff. In fact it wasn't even my idea- but I admit I'm rolling with it.
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:11 AM
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He has a history everywhere. He's been banned from this site dozens of times, usually before the majority notice. Right now, Marley is just feeling his oats and fucking with him before sending him to the cornfield.
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:11 AM
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Finally I have seen one of David's threads on here. I am content.
Me, too. I always wondered what the deal was, and now...I know. And that's five minutes of my life I'd like back, thanks.
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:11 AM
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there is a lot of shit to flush!
I'll say. How many times have I banned you so far, 35?
Can we please play with it a little longer? I don't think of it as feeding the troll, more like poking it with pointy sticks. You usually have to go into the city to find someone spouting crap like this. All this guy needs is a handmade cardboard sign.
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:13 AM
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there is a lot of shit to flush!
I'll say. How many times have I banned you so far, 35?
Can we please play with it a little longer? I don't think of it as feeding the troll, more like poking it with pointy sticks. You usually have to go into the city to find someone spouting crap like this. All this guy needs is a handmade cardboard sign.
With all the margins filled in with text!
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:15 AM
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lavazulla, and lavazulla1 - 8 were all taken, I guess?
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:18 AM
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I always enjoy reading critics of Nostradamus because they always reveal PARADOXICALLY the true nature of the case....

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/...ict-the-future

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Old 07-28-2010, 11:22 AM
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I'll say. How many times have I banned you so far, 35?
If that's the case, then this thread definitely doesn't qualify as feeding the troll. The troll subsists on his own insanity, regardless of whether or not it's given a voice or poked with a stick.
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:25 AM
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So umm he's an infamous madman who wonders the net posting this speal .. but .. uumm... Rick Astley ??!
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:26 AM
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I always enjoy reading critics of Nostradamus because they always reveal PARADOXICALLY the true nature of the case....

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/...ict-the-future
One of Cecil's best lines ever, I think: "he did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." Anyway, if you are a socialist, what is your problem with atheists?
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