I can't prove Dr. Pepper is made from the blood of children*, but...

[Boyo_Jim]

…when it foams, the foam has a reddish-pink tinge to it. I can’t think of any other reason why this might be.

• I assume it’s children’s blood because I feel younger after drinking it. But that could be explained by the use of kitten or puppy blood. Also, I have never seen a small child walk out of a Dr. Pepper bottling plant** alive.
  ** I have never seen a Dr. Pepper bottling plant.

[Chimera]

Ah yes, one of my favorite Futurama lines, regarding Soylent Cola.

“How does it taste?”
“It varies from person to person”

[Shagnasty]

We know it can’t be menstrual blood. Nitpickers are always adamant that there is no period in Dr Pepper.

[AskNott]

It says “natural flavors” right on the can. :eek:

[twickster]

@Shagnasty

We know it can’t be menstrual blood. Nitpickers are always adamant that there is no period in Dr Pepper.

[GrandWino]

This may explain the whole “Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper too” campaign.

[norinew]

@Bob Ducca

This may explain the whole “Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper too” campaign.

Ah, yes. They’re attempting to in-DR-nate the children!

(Yes, I went there; yes, I could have helped myself if I’d tried; no, I didn’t try very hard).

[Mama_Zappa]

@Boyo_Jim

…

• I assume it’s children’s blood because I feel younger after drinking it. But that could be explained by the use of kitten or puppy blood. …

That depends. In addition to feeling younger, do you have a greater urge than usual to:
[ol]
[li]claw the furniture[/li][li]eat poop, or[/li][li]watch Sesame Street and Barney?[/li][/ol]
These should help identify the specific ingredient.

[PoorYorick]

@Mama_Zappa

@Boyo_Jim

…

• I assume it’s children’s blood because I feel younger after drinking it. But that could be explained by the use of kitten or puppy blood. …

That depends. In addition to feeling younger, do you have a greater urge than usual to:
[ol]
[li]claw the furniture[/li][li]eat poop, or[/li][li]watch Sesame Street and Barney?[/li][/ol]
These should help identify the specific ingredient.

I don’t know – all three pretty much describes my nephew when he was about a year old.

[Gedd]

@PoorYorick

@Mama_Zappa

That depends. In addition to feeling younger, do you have a greater urge than usual to:
[ol]
[li]claw the furniture[/li][li]eat poop, or[/li][li]watch Sesame Street and Barney?[/li][/ol]
These should help identify the specific ingredient.

I don’t know – all three pretty much describes my nephew when he was about a year old.

Umm . . . he clawed the furniture? Might want to have him checked out.

[may_be_ignorant]

honestly i spent ten minutes trying to think of something clever. im done.

[Morgenstern]

From it’s original name, D Peppers Pepsin Bitters, it couldn’t have been children. It had to be relatives of the old lady that lives across the street from me.

[EvilTOJ]

It’s probably the blood of diabetics, so they can save money on sweetener.

[palacheck]

It’s all that High-fructose CORN syrup…HFCS is also poisonous…mildly EXPlO****SivE…and one molecule

away from PLASTIC!!..

I bet you didn’t know the TRUTH

…because you’ve been BRAINwashed…by the…
evil corn-growing capitalists…that run the government…

…
…

[Knowed_Out]

Isopropyl
Hesapropyl
Shesapropyl
Theysapropyl
Wouldn’t you like to be a propyl too?

[Peremensoe]

@Shagnasty

Nitpickers are always adamant that there is no period in Dr Pepper.

There used to be.

[Shagnasty]

@spark240

@Shagnasty

Nitpickers are always adamant that there is no period in Dr Pepper.

There used to be.

Gross!

[cstamets]

@Boyo_Jim

…when it foams, the foam has a reddish-pink tinge to it. I can’t think of any other reason why this might be.

• I assume it’s children’s blood because I feel younger after drinking it. But that could be explained by the use of kitten or puppy blood. Also, I have never seen a small child walk out of a Dr. Pepper bottling plant** alive.
  ** I have never seen a Dr. Pepper bottling plant.

I used to live down the street from a Dr. Pepper bottling plant. Never once saw a child walk out it.

[Boyo_Jim]

@cstamets

@Boyo_Jim

…when it foams, the foam has a reddish-pink tinge to it. I can’t think of any other reason why this might be.

• I assume it’s children’s blood because I feel younger after drinking it. But that could be explained by the use of kitten or puppy blood. Also, I have never seen a small child walk out of a Dr. Pepper bottling plant** alive.
  ** I have never seen a Dr. Pepper bottling plant.

I used to live down the street from a Dr. Pepper bottling plant. Never once saw a child walk out it.

I KNEW it!

[Boyo_Jim]

@Shagnasty

@spark240

There used to be.

Gross!

My WAG is that they use menstrual blood for the Wild Cherry flavor.