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Old 11-05-2010, 11:16 AM
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Non-Christmassy songs that mention Christmas in the lyrics

A flipflop of this thread.

Judging from the title, the Bee Gees "First of May" is not a song about Christmas, but it begins with "When I was small and Christmas trees were tall"

Others?
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:19 AM
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"He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day" -- "Levon" by Elton John
"She was born in Monterey/All the Christmas songs were sung" -- "She Never Spoke Spanish to Me" by Butch Hancock
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:41 AM
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"All aboard the family coach
It's leaving Greenband Road
Christmas 1981, Christmas when it snowed"


'Family Coach', written by Stephen Duffy (I'm certain he recorded it but can't find any info) and covered by Robbie Williams in 2005. Amazing, amazing song.

"I'm older than my years
Drowning in my tears
Surrounded by the fear
Since you went away, a year ago, at Christmas"


Sugababes - 'New Year'. This one is arguable because it was released as a single in December 2000 but really has nothing at all to do with the holiday, it's just a relationship-breakdown ballad that happens to have the word "Christmas" in it.

"I remember back one year when daddy had no money
Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up
And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me
Cause daddy couldn't buy 'em
I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying"


Eminem - 'Mockingbird', rapped/sung as if it were a letter to his daughter.

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Old 11-05-2010, 11:51 AM
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There's Art Alexakis whinging about the folks who" have never had the joy of a welfare Christmas" on Everclear's "I Will Buy You a New Life". I would have posted this sooner but I couldn't remember which whiney ass song of theirs this line is from. Needless to say I had to wade through a lot of self pitying crap before I hit the crybab jackpot.
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:55 AM
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Dick in a Box by Lonely Island
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:58 AM
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Old 11-05-2010, 12:02 PM
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I don't think anyone would describe Prince's "Another Lonely Christmas" as "Christmassy."
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Old 11-05-2010, 12:06 PM
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From Jim Croce's "Photographs and Memories":

Photographs and memories,
Christmas cards you sent to me.
All that I have are these
To remember you.



Or Stevie Wonder's "I Wish":

Looking back on when I was a little nappy headed boy,
And my only worrry was, for Christmas, what would be my toy?

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Old 11-05-2010, 12:12 PM
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I don't think anyone would describe Prince's "Another Lonely Christmas" as "Christmassy."
I wondered if I should include that but then it opened up questions about other songs - 'Fairytale Of New York' doesn't sound Christmassy either but it is most definitely a Christmas song, so I wasn't sure whether to include it. I feel the same about 'Another Lonely Christmas'.
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Old 11-05-2010, 12:13 PM
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Or Bobby Goldsboro's cheesy #1 hit "Honey":

She was always young at heart
Kinda dumb and kinda smart and I loved her so.
And I surprised her with a puppy
Kept me up all Christmas Eve two years ago.
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Old 11-05-2010, 12:15 PM
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"Wasted Words" by the Allman Brothers

Ain't no saint,
sure ain't no savior,
every other Christmas,
I'd practice good behavior
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Old 11-05-2010, 12:16 PM
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From "Beautiful White" by the Pursuit of Happiness:

I bought her that sweater for Christmas,
Now it lies on the floor.
One black sock, then another black sock,
She is hidden no more.

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Old 11-05-2010, 12:21 PM
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I've mentioned this one before, but...

"Last Christmas" by Wham!. It mentions Christmas in the title and in the opening line, but it is decidedly un-Christmassy. That's why I get a bit irked when radio stations play it as part of their Yuletide programming.
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Old 11-05-2010, 12:24 PM
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"Christmas" by the Who from Tommy. It certainly takes place on Christmas, but it does describe a pretty miserable holiday.
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Old 11-05-2010, 12:35 PM
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(final line, spoken, well shouted)

This year, CHRISTMAS, will be OURS!




Nightmare Before Christmas Jack's Obsession
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Old 11-05-2010, 01:07 PM
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Stevie Wonder's "I Just Called to Say I Love You". Basically runs through every holiday on the calendar (to indicate that there is no special occasion regarding which the singer is calling), naturally concluding with "no giving gifts and other Christmas joys you bring."

It's just as well that the song predates Martin Luther King Day.
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Old 11-05-2010, 01:08 PM
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And the fact that none of these songs are the least big Christmas-y does not stop the local soft rock station from adding them to their "all Christmas songs all the time!" line up starting the day after Thanksgiving.

The Wham! song alone is enough to make me want to ask the FCC to revoke their license.

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Old 11-05-2010, 01:26 PM
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I love Wham! and even I don't want to hear 'Last Christmas' around December. Any other time of the year it's fine, which probably says a lot about how un-Christmassy it really is.
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Old 11-05-2010, 01:48 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAFPuS10-nk

Weezer - Christmas Celebration

not Christmassy, although, obviously, about Christmas
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Old 11-05-2010, 01:56 PM
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"Six AM, day after Christmas
I throw some clothes on in the dark..."

Ben Folds Five, "Brick". About abortion, not Christmas.

"I don't love anything
Not even Christmas
Especially not that
I don't love anything"

Belle & Sebastian, "I Don't Love Anyone"
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Old 11-05-2010, 02:07 PM
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I wondered if I should include that but then it opened up questions about other songs - 'Fairytale Of New York' doesn't sound Christmassy either but it is most definitely a Christmas song, so I wasn't sure whether to include it. I feel the same about 'Another Lonely Christmas'.
I guess "Christmas In Jail" by the Bobs might fall into the same category.
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Old 11-05-2010, 02:38 PM
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NOFX - Thank God It's Monday

I'll tell you why I like Tuesdays (Wednesday)
Cause the're kinda like Christmas (New Years)
Come to think about Wednesdays (Thursday)
Are a little like Hanukkah (Every day is good)
Thursday's Thanksgiving
I'm talking about good living
I'll think I give thanks
Thank God it's monday
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Old 11-05-2010, 03:01 PM
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"Calendar Girl" by Neil Sedaka: "(December) You're the present 'neath my Christmas tree."
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Old 11-05-2010, 03:15 PM
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This doesn't exactly fit the bill, but "I Believe in Father Christmas" by Greg Lake is, melodically, a Christmassy song with Christmas in the lyrics, but is a fairly downbeat melancholy song. For instance, the last two lines: "Hallelujah, noel, be it heaven or hell; the Christmas you get you deserve". Lyrics here, although be careful, there are some popups: www . lyricsfreak.com/e/emerson+lake+palmer/i+believe+in+father+christmas_20049796.html
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Old 11-05-2010, 03:23 PM
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Joni Mitchell's River.

"It's coming on Christmas
They're cutting down trees
They're putting up reindeer
And singing songs of joy and peace
Oh I wish I had a river
I could skate away on"
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Old 11-05-2010, 03:30 PM
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"Time of the Season" by Isobel Campbell and Mark Lanegan.

"Christmas Eve, the lights went out, that don't really help the situation"... references to Christmas shopping, etc.
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Old 11-05-2010, 03:48 PM
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“Hard Candy Christmas” by Dolly Parton. It’s nothing to do with Christmas, but radio stations will sometimes throw it into the holiday music mix in December. Fine by me, I love that song.
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Old 11-05-2010, 03:59 PM
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Different artists - St Stephen's Day Murders - The word is used twice.

Jethro Tull - Christmas Song

Loudon Wainwright Suddenly - It's Christmas

Da Yoopers - Christmas time at my house

Bananas at Large - Da Turdy Pointer's Christmas
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Old 11-05-2010, 06:27 PM
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Once you get past the first 15 seconds, I think the Kinks' Father Christmas qualifies. It's more a socio-political song than anything about the holiday.
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Old 11-05-2010, 06:32 PM
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Just remembered... Band Aid's Do They Know It's Christmas might also fit the description.
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Old 11-05-2010, 07:54 PM
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"Christmas Eve, the lights went out, that don't really help the situation"... references to Christmas shopping, etc.
Speaking of, Dan Folgerberg's "Same Auld Lang Syne" opens with:
Met my old lover in the grocery store;
The snow was falling Christmas Eve"


...but never mentions Christmas again and is about, well, meeting an old lover and nothing really to do with the holiday.
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Old 11-05-2010, 08:47 PM
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Stevie Wonder's "I Just Called To Say I Love You" includes the line "No giving thanks to all the Christmas joy you bring"
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:36 PM
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Dark and grey, an English film, the Wednesday play.
We always watch the Queen on Christmas Day
Won't you stay?


Blood on the Rooftops by Genesis.
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:00 PM
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I've mentioned this one before, but...

"Last Christmas" by Wham!. It mentions Christmas in the title and in the opening line, but it is decidedly un-Christmassy. That's why I get a bit irked when radio stations play it as part of their Yuletide programming.
That's what I came in to say. You could replace 'Christmas' with any other holiday, or indeed any other word which scanned, and it'd still work. 'Last Tuesday, I gave you my heart....'
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Old 11-06-2010, 06:28 AM
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Wires - Athlete

You've got wires, going in
you've got wires, coming out of your skin
You've got tears, making tracks
I've got tears that are scared of the facts

Running down corridors
through automatic doors
Got to get to you
Got to see this through
I see hope is here, in a plastic box
I've seen christmas lights, reflected in your eyes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxqxS...eature=related

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Old 11-06-2010, 08:31 AM
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“Hard Candy Christmas” by Dolly Parton. It’s nothing to do with Christmas, but radio stations will sometimes throw it into the holiday music mix in December. Fine by me, I love that song.
Excellent version of that song and many others from various musicals on Broadway Christmas, including one of my faves "I Don't Remember Christmas," which is definitely not about Christmas.
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Old 11-06-2010, 08:39 AM
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Dar Williams, The Christians and the Pagans might qualify. It is a bit thick with Christmas references, but Christmas is not the only perspective of the song's narrative.

Amber called her uncle, said "We're up here for the holiday
Jane and I were having Solstice, now we need a place to stay"
And her Christ-loving uncle watched his wife hang Mary on a tree
He watched his son hang candy canes all made with red dye number three
He told his niece, "It's Christmas eve, I know our life is not your style"
She said, "Christmas is like Solstice, and we miss you and it's been awhile"

So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table
Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able
And just before the meal was served, hands were held and prayers were said
Sending hope for peace on earth to all their gods and goddesses
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Old 11-06-2010, 08:41 AM
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Another Elton John song I don't think has been mentioned. "Cold as Christmas (In the Middle of the Year)" from the album Too Low for Zero. The song is about a dying marriage.
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Old 11-06-2010, 08:44 AM
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Jona Lewie's Stop the Calvary

John Prine's Christmas in Prison
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Old 11-06-2010, 09:03 AM
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That's what I came in to say. You could replace 'Christmas' with any other holiday, or indeed any other word which scanned, and it'd still work. 'Last Tuesday, I gave you my heart....'
This week, to save me from piqué
I'll give it to someone special
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Old 11-06-2010, 09:08 AM
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The Pogues' Fairytale of New York is about two drug addicts, although it takes place during the holidays. I have made bold some of my favorite lines from the song...

Quote:
You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

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Old 11-06-2010, 09:19 AM
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Old 11-06-2010, 09:47 AM
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Wires - Athlete

You've got wires, going in
you've got wires, coming out of your skin
You've got tears, making tracks
I've got tears that are scared of the facts

Running down corridors
through automatic doors
Got to get to you
Got to see this through
I see hope is here, in a plastic box
I've seen christmas lights, reflected in your eyes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxqxS...eature=related

Possibly not the easiest video to watch.

Just had to say how excited I was to see someone mention Athlete on these boards. Shocker Khan and I are huge Athlete fans and see them any chance we get here in Chicago. Great band that I can't believe never got bigger over here in the States.

As far as this song...we already liked it a lot before our daughter was born and had to spend several weeks in the NICU. Of course, after we went through all of that the song has a whole different level of relatability.
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Old 10-28-2012, 03:41 AM
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The three that I thought of

'I just called to say I love you' by Stevie Wonder
'Moving to New York' by the Wombats
'Wires' by Athlete
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Old 10-28-2012, 11:37 AM
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Christmas zombie!

First, for what it's worth, this is a thread from 2010 (as is the one its OP links to).

Second, I notice that people have been offering two completely different types of examples:
(1) Songs that are not about Christmas but that mention Christmas in passing (which I think is what the OP had in mind), and
(2) Songs that are fundamentally about Christmas or about something or someone associated with the day, or are set at Christmastime, but which are not "Christmassy" in mood or spirit.
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Old 10-29-2012, 02:20 PM
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I said,"Tracy won't you listen - this is Christmas!
Don't you go.Don't you go."

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Old 10-29-2012, 03:42 PM
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Set at Christmastime, but definitely not joyful: Gordon Lightfoot's "Circle of Steel"
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Old 10-29-2012, 05:51 PM
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I guess it's more of an actual Christmas song, but "2000 Miles" by The Pretenders comes to mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCoZVxlZWtU

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/pretend..._20110669.html
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Old 10-29-2012, 11:08 PM
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There's "Always Winter Never Christmas," written by Andy Partridge for XTC but never recorded by the band (the home demo came out as a b-side). It's basically a plea to his then-wife to loosen up and give him some now and then. (They later divorced.)
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Old 10-30-2012, 05:00 PM
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Pink Floyd's "Christmas comes but once a year"?
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