My husband is really hot.

[MsWhatsit]

I mean, I have independent confirmation of this from multiple sources. He's much hotter, on average, than most of my friends' husbands, and some of my friends have some pretty hot husbands.

I actually think he probably could have done a lot better than me, in the looks department, but he seems to not mind keeping me around anyway.

Just wanted to share. Got a hot husband. Aw, yeah.

[C K Dexter Haven]

If he's much hotter than 98.6, you might want to give him medication. If he's hotter than 100, you may want to call your doctor.

[Giles]

Originally Posted by C K Dexter Haven

If he's much hotter than 98.6, you might want to give him medication. If he's hotter than 100, you may want to call your doctor.

Now, now, that's not a happy thought. Perhaps Mr Whatsit is just having a nice day sitting on the beach under a warm (but not too warm) sun.

[MsWhatsit]

Originally Posted by C K Dexter Haven

If he's much hotter than 98.6, you might want to give him medication. If he's hotter than 100, you may want to call your doctor.

Look, I don't want to go all junior mod on you, but this is dangerously close to verging on an unhappy thought, or at least a neutrally-happy thought. Also, I resent the implication that Fevered-Americans are somehow a lesser class than the rest of us.

[C K Dexter Haven]

Originally Posted by C K Dexter Haven

If he's much hotter than 98.6, you might want to give him medication. If he's hotter than 100, you may want to call your doctor.

Mod note: This has negative implications, which is not permitted in this forum. Don't do that again or I'll be obliged to... um... hmmm.

[Autolycus]

PICS or GTFO!

[Pleonast]

Originally Posted by Autolycus

PICS or GTFO!

Well, if he's as hot as she says, she probably won't be minding the F part.

[Shagnasty]

I saw a picture once and your husband really is that hot. Up until that point, I thought I was a heterosexual Kinsey scale 1 (straight as an arrow) but I know now that isn't true. Is there a word for someone who is only capable of lusting after one specific person and no one else?

[Renee]

Mine is, too. He's also very handy and sweet. Congratulations on your hot husband, MsWhatsit.

[Cat Whisperer]

Originally Posted by C K Dexter Haven

Mod note: This has negative implications, which is not permitted in this forum. Don't do that again or I'll be obliged to... um... hmmm.

Ban C K Dexter Haven!

My husband is hot, too; I can use him as a furnace in winter. (Plus, he's really good-looking.)

[Spectre of Pithecanthropus]

Originally Posted by C K Dexter Haven

If he's much hotter than 98.6, you might want to give him medication. If he's hotter than 100, you may want to call your doctor.

C K Deter Haven: This is the *Happy Thoughts* forum. Please refrain from such unpleasant, joy-robbing speculation.

For the Straight Dope,

Spectre of Pithecantropus
Cheer Compliance Coordinator.

[MsWhatsit]

Photographic evidence.

[C K Dexter Haven]

PLUS really cute kids. And I don't mean the goat-type of kid.