Sarah P., Michelle B. and their suicide pact

[Elendil's Heir]

I can't send you the link, but I kid you not: as of a few minutes ago, AOL News had a mismatched headline and graphic. The headline: "What Led to Teen Girls' Suicide Pact." The graphic: small pics of Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman, with Mitt Romney between them.

Mitt, you cad, you heartbreaker, you!

[Pleonast]

I guess they didn't realize Mormons are allowed to have more than one.

[Giles]

Originally Posted by Pleonast

I guess they didn't realize Mormons are allowed to have more than one.

Yes, but who would be First Lady if Romney was elected as President?

[Sampiro]

Originally Posted by Giles

Yes, but who would be First Lady if Romney was elected as President?

By Mormon tradition that would go to either the senior Mrs. Romney or Marie Osmond.