I’ll second that. They hook you into going by giving you a perk like free Disney tickets and/or 3 nights at a resort for $100 IF you attend a “very short 90 minute presentation on a wonderful vacation opportunity.” You walk in and they have donuts and coffee and fruit and fountains and tropical scenery, and it’s in an area of the resort with a beautiful view overlooking the pool where people are relaxing and having a great vacation time. You tell the kids to hang out with the other kids and in just 90 minutes you will be on your way to Disney!
Then you watch a couple of videos which lead you to believe that the major hotels are scamming you. Charging you thousands of dollars when you should be paying pennies. They show you a life of luxurious vacations all over the world and show you breakdowns of the figures which are equivalent to a three card monty trick. Invariably, there is always one couple (who I am convinced are a plant, but maybe not) who declare that they are SOLD! and break out the checkbook immediately.
And don’t think that you are immune to such things. Human psychology being what it is, they know how to hit the sweet spot. Plus, this rate is good for today only and is a special price for their valued customers. They know that if you walk out, go home and think about it, that no person in the world will ever buy after crunching the numbers*. They must sell it to you before you leave.
And let’s say that your first name is “Jim”. They will call you Jim 20,000 times and ask you frankly if, Jim, do you want your family to have the vacations of a lifetime?
If you politely say no, they imply that you are positively insane. He will break out his wallet and show his beautiful wife and beautiful kids having a great time in the Cayman Islands and how through “tweaking” the system, it was absolutely free! If you still aren’t sold, finally they give up (not really) and just ask that you speak to the manager so that they can see what they can do to make the offer more attractive to knowledgeable consumers like yourself. If you say that you really need to be going, then the salesperson will lower his voice and tell you that, “Please, Jim, I get paid on customer feedback, so if you could just take a few minutes, I would appreciate it. I’ve treated you pretty well, haven’t I Jim? I’m not supposed to do this, but here’s a coupon for dinner at Chili’s (some restrictions apply). I really appreciate it, pal.”
You give in because, they are still holding your Disney tickets. The manager comes out and is an aggressive asshole. He is not taking a survey. He is dropping the hammer on you, dropping the price, throwing in more perks, but these are only valid if you sign right now. One douche even had the contract with our names filled in and all that was left for us to sign. He put the contract and the pen right in front of me and told me to just go ahead and sign. Treat myself and my family to something and quit being so uptight about spending money. “Jim, your family deserves it.”
Long story short, you won’t get out of the presentation until you raise your voice and tell them that you want your goddamn fucking Disney tickets right now. Any type of politeness on your part is seen as an opportunity to keep you there and finally sell you on the timeshare.
The last time I was there, I was leaving with my wife after thoughts of murder towards the timeshare company, the salesman, the manager, and the Disney Corporation. She turned to me and said, “It really is a good deal if we had more vacation time at work.”
Full disclaimer: I am against domestic violence in all forms, but no jury would have convicted me then.
*It’s basically a pre-paid vacation plan. The only possible way I could ever see it being a good deal is if you were retired and could travel at any given day of the year to any given destination that is on special and plan it many months in advance. But as others have said, you can get the same thing for a quarter of the price online.