Star Trek Universe Rejection Lines

The Game Room
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Companion thread to Vulcan Pick Up Lines

I decided to expand it beyond just Vulcans and let everyone in on the fun.

Borg
We are Borg. You will not be assimilated.

Vulcan
I calculate the chances that you want to mate with me are almost certain with a margin of error of .000000000000000000000000000000000000001.
The odds against you succedding are 5,987,098,342 to 1 against.
Not even if you are the last humanoid male in the Alpha Quadrant.
**
Seen on a shuttle craft in the docking bay**
Bumper Sticker: No Voyager chicks.

Q
I am Q. zap

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Horta
No date I.

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The first reply, and I’m already ready to declare you the thread winner. :smiley:

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Lurian(Morn)

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Ferengi–Date you? Where’s the profit in that?

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Tamarian: Your prom night, alone by the punch-bowl.

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Shaka, your walls can goto hell! :mad:

Let’s see…

Kazon:

My mother would never approve of a woman that doesn’t look like an Oompa Loompa.

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Pakled

I am smart. You are ugly.

Unnamed crystal lifeform

Go away, you ugly bag of mostly water.

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Ocampa - Sorry, I don’t date older men.
(Assumes an interspecies pickup attempt, of course…)

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Cardassian (Never tell the same lie twice)
“Hmmmm…I washed my hair last night…Ah. I must feed my cat.”

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Human–I wouldn’t fuck you with Riker’s dick.

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Me: “Computer, end program.”

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Vorta, who are cloned:
“Why do you want to go out?”

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Deltan

mumble, mumble, mumble.
I just renewed my oath of celibacy.

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Jem’Hadar - Not for all the ketracel-white in the quadrant.

Data - I am afraid you have been misinformed. I am neither fully functional, nor anatomically correct.

Edit - LOL, runner pat

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ST TNG:

Not tonight, Number 1.

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Betazoid: I sense…impotence.

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Vulcan

I calculate the chances that you want to mate with me are almost certain with a margin of error of .000000000000000000000000000000000000001.
The odds against you succedding are 5,987,098,342 to 1 against.

“So, you’re saying there’s a chance?” - Jim Carrey,*** Dumb and Dumber***

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I, Mudd Android: “My apologies, but social contact with organics tends to set us on fire.”

Medusan: "Sorry, but my hotness is just too much for humans to take. You know, that whole ‘go mad and blow up the ship’ thing. "

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Assimilate this! ::flips the bird::