Awe, look at the cute little kitty... WTF!?!? (TMI)

[Shakes]

I go to the bathroom and sit upon my throne. As I'm sitting there, my cat comes strolling in and jumps into my shorts I have sitting around my ankles.

At the time I thought it was slightly amusing. I gave him a couple of pets. After a brief moment, he jumps away and goes about his day.

After that, I finished my business and pull up my shorts. All the sudden, I notice this wet sensation in the back of my bum.

I pulled my shorts back off and holy shit! The f'n cat PEED in there!!


GAH!!

[The Great Sun Jester]

Kitty's trying to tell you something. Possibly, "Kill Me."

[Dung Beetle]

Smart cat. I can see him giving you this look ---> and saying, with heavy sarcasm, “Okay, tell me again how I pissed your pants?”

[Ferret Herder]

Originally Posted by Inigo Montoya

Kitty's trying to tell you something. Possibly, "Kill Me."

I vote for "Your shorts smell like a litter box."

Alternately, maybe he felt you were engaging in a bonding moment by peeing together. Or he was mad at you for pissing in his giant water bowl.

[postcards]

That's what you get for taking a dump in his water bowl.

[SnakesCatLady]

I can't stop laughing.

[Morbo]

Leave the sweats over the toilet. Monitor further peeing. If successful, eventually remove the sweats....potty trained!

[lieu]

Maybe the dingus bait your baby.

[perfectparanoia]

This made me smile. Thanks!

(Aside: why is it that cats feel the need to join us in the bathroom, anyway?)

[SnakesCatLady]

Originally Posted by perfectparanoia

This made me smile. Thanks!

(Aside: why is it that cats feel the need to join us in the bathroom, anyway?)

You're a captive audience with hands available for the pettin's.

[needscoffee]

Go pee in its litter box.

[Rushgeekgirl]

Thank you so very, very much. I really needed that laugh.

[Tangent]

Originally Posted by needscoffee

Go pee in its litter box.

Not an equivalent retribution. Shakes needs to go pee on the cat.

[LSLGuy]

Originally Posted by Inigo Montoya

Kitty's trying to tell you something. Possibly, "Kill Me."

This.

[Man With a Cat]

Hey, he coulda pooped there.

[Floater]

Fat Freddy: No cat poo in the shoes. Good little kitty!

Fat Freddy's Cat: Just wait until you put on your stereo headphones, Freddy.

[Count Blucher]

Originally Posted by Tangent

Not an equivalent retribution. Shakes needs to go pee on the cat.

I can hear it now...

[Bill Murray]"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa...! Nice Shootin', Tex..."[/Bill Murray]

[StGermain]

When my cat has a UTI he'll come and pee right in front of me, or right beside me (two weeks ago I was on my bed reading and he snuggled up to me and peed on the bed (and me, a bit). It's like he's trying to tell me he hurts. Being gone 12 hours a day for work, and having 14 animals to care for, it's easy to miss the fact a cat is straining in a covered litterbox. This is his way of getting my attention. And boy, did it.

StG

[Rushgeekgirl]

Originally Posted by Tangent

Not an equivalent retribution. Shakes needs to go pee on the cat.

Or at least the cat's pants!

[Annie-Xmas]

Or the cat's pajamas!

[Rysdad]

Originally Posted by Tangent

Not an equivalent retribution. Shakes needs to go pee on the cat.

You know this cat is just calculating the range...