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Old 10-01-2011, 08:36 PM
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My Wife Is Beating Her Meat As I Write!

Actually just tenderizing the flank steaks for the Rolladen she's going to cook for our Oktoberfest party tomorrow.

Rolladen and Kartoffel-Knödel with sauce and Sauerkraut. I will be grilling Bratwursts Nürnberger and Türinger Art.

The beer (among others) is Kölsh and was damned expensive to get here in Georgia.

The thread title came about when I yelled from back here (our combination art studio - hers not mine - computer room, "Honey can I help you with anything?"

"No, Sweetie", came the reply accompanied by heavy banging. "I'm just beating my meat!"

God, I love this woman!!!

I sure wish y'all could make it tomorrow!

Chefguy, you especially need to be here to critique the meal!

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Old 10-01-2011, 08:40 PM
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It's a treat to beat your meat in the Mississippi heat.

Bon Appetit!
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Old 10-01-2011, 08:46 PM
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My Wife Is Beating Her Meat As I Write!

She has a clitoris the size of a kielbasa!
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Old 10-01-2011, 08:53 PM
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Columbus isn't THAT far from you...what time should I be there?

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Old 10-01-2011, 09:15 PM
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We start at 3 pm, and you are MORE than welcome! In fact, we'd be honored!

I'll pm you directions, k'

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Old 10-01-2011, 09:18 PM
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She has a clitoris the size of a kielbasa!
Oooooh, John! I'm tellin' on youuuuuuu!

So how do you know this, meng? Been down here and with her when I wasn't lookin'?

You're another one that needs to be here. You and da Roomie!

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Old 10-01-2011, 10:00 PM
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It's no problem for us to prepare for additional guests, of course, but Dondra (who isn't feeling her best, and is having surgery in a week or so) has been working all day (as have I) to get everything ready for tomorrow.

Please don't take the invitation as a joke. It isn't meant that way.

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Old 10-01-2011, 10:26 PM
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Oooooh, John! I'm tellin' on youuuuuuu!
It's not my fault. I'm incorrigible.
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Old 10-01-2011, 10:29 PM
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Meaning you can't be corrugated, right, John?

Man! I have GOT to be more selective choosing my friends!

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Old 10-01-2011, 11:50 PM
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It's a treat to beat your meat in the Mississippi heat.

Bon Appetit!
Danke, sehr! (thank you very much)!



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Old 10-02-2011, 01:55 AM
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If you don't beat your meat, how can you have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?!
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Old 10-02-2011, 09:20 AM
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What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
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Old 10-02-2011, 09:25 AM
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"No, Sweetie", came the reply accompanied by heavy banging. "I'm just beating my meat!"
Women really do need more stimulation than men to get going.
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Old 10-02-2011, 10:41 AM
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Awesome, Q! My husband and I throw our Oktoberfest party late, typically the day before Columbus Day; we invite a lot of his postal worker coworkers, and they all have that Monday off. I'm making sauerbraten like usual, another friend is bringing spaetzle, one friend is bringing Lithuanian sausage and sauerkraut (we're accepting of all close-enough cuisines, and it's from his grandma's recipe), etc. I think I'm also making red cabbage and apples, and probably a mushroom gravy. We'll be having lots more food, and of course, beer and the Bears game.
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Old 10-02-2011, 10:56 AM
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It's Sunday morning and we're getting ready for our guests. The Rolladen got cooked last night (and it was me beating the meat- Dondra just isn't feeling well and I feel so bad for putting her through this, so I took care of that part) and everything else is a "go".

I put a Bavarian flag on the mailbox, and in a few minutes will be going to get the ice to chill the beer and wine. So we're all set to go. The only thing missing is y'all, and I mean that! You have no idea how great it would be to welcome my Doper buds into our home!

Ferret Herder, I miss you in the WoW thread, Hon!

Your party sounds like the place to be, FH!!! If you do parties the way you play WoW, I know it will rock!

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Old 10-02-2011, 12:12 PM
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My Wife Is Beating Her Meat As I Write!
Like a motherfuck?
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Old 10-02-2011, 02:32 PM
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Kinda!

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Old 10-02-2011, 04:35 PM
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Ferret Herder, I miss you in the WoW thread, Hon!

Your party sounds like the place to be, FH!!! If you do parties the way you play WoW, I know it will rock!
Aw, I quit playing - it was too much like work. Maybe I'll start up again at some point. My husband is grinding away, trying newbie characters and still having some fun.

Came home today with 10 lbs of top round roast for the sauerbraten; I'll start marinating in a couple days and then maybe throw it in the slow cooker late Saturday, cook it on low overnight to have it ready for the party.
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Old 10-02-2011, 09:38 PM
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If you don't beat your meat, how can you have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?!
Sorry, but this one deserves a ROTFLMAO!!!

http://youtu.be/iEWgs6YQR9A

Thank you, lone cashew! You just rocked my day!

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Old 10-02-2011, 10:24 PM
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Prost, Quasi!!!

Although I haven't eaten any kind of meat for many years, if I was to ever again decide to tuck into a carnivorous meal again, my Mom's homemade Rollauden would be my 1st choice....

Have a Kolsh for me, and I will have to made due with choking down a few 3.2% Pabst Blue Ribbons; I am in Utah afterall.....
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Old 10-02-2011, 11:35 PM
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Mpb,

Thanks and SERVUS, my friend. Dondra really outdid herself today. The Knödel and her Rollauden (I had forgotten there's a "u" in there ) along with the Black Forest cake made her the star of the show. My only job was grilling the Nürnberger and Türinger bratwursts and cleanup afterwards.

Everyone had a great time and major kudos to my sweet wife for making our Oktoberfest a success, even though she was in a lot of pain the whole time (the reason for the neck surgery next week). She pretty much fell into my arms after the last couple left.

3.2 in Utah? I remember that from my Air Force days. I remember not being able to get a buzz off that stuff unless I chugged it! So I guess there's just beer and wine to be had in Utah? No liquor stores? Ah Jeez! Poor guy!

Well, I feel a beer-headache coming on so I'll close this out. Thanks for the post, Mpb!

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Old 10-06-2011, 12:05 AM
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Wo sind die Bilder? I mean, 'Where da pix?'
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Old 10-06-2011, 01:33 AM
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Hey John

We are at the hospital. Had to admit D after sge developed some chest tightness/pain. She's on anti arrythmia meds (PAC's?A fib), and anti-clot med. Not sure about that one, but it isn't heparin or coumadin.

She's not doing too well and has a lot of weakness and shortness of breath. B/P and O2 sats are good, but we're worried about the sob.

Don't know how long we'll be here, but I'll get the pics loaded as soon as we get her better abd we're home. take a look at the blog for the whole story. We didn't come here excpecting the cardiac issues.

Thanks, buddy!

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Old 10-06-2011, 08:52 AM
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Crikey! Sending good thoughts your way.
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