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Old 10-07-2011, 06:23 AM
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There is no cookie superior to the chocolate chip cookie

No matter how many varieties/ingredients you try, you just can't beat a chocolate chip cookie. Now there are certainly grades of tastiness within the realm of chocolate chip cookies- and some recipes are better. But I'll go so far as to say that even store-bought chocolate chip cookie dough, baked fresh, is far superior to any other type of cookie. In fact, the only cookies that even come close to chocolate chip cookies are variations on the same- peanut butter chocolate chip, double chocolate chip, M&M cookies, etc.

The perfect cookie is so easy to make- so don't waste your time with ginger, or orange peel, or lemon cream, or whatever. Just make a chocolate chip cookie, and the cookie eaters will not be disappointed.

Anyone disagree?
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Old 10-07-2011, 06:44 AM
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I have had disappointing chocolate chip cookies. I have had stellar non-chocolate chip cookies. But chocolate chip cookies are definitely the benchmark to measure against.

Especially the homemade Toll House ones. Mmmmmm....
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Old 10-07-2011, 07:07 AM
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The perfect cookie is so easy to make- so don't waste your time with ginger, or orange peel, or lemon cream, or whatever. Just make a chocolate chip cookie, and the cookie eaters will not be disappointed.
Preach it!

Don't settle for false imitations!
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Old 10-07-2011, 07:14 AM
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"There is no cookie superior to the chocolate chip cookie"

Not in dispute, however... crisp or chewy?
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Old 10-07-2011, 07:26 AM
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Not in dispute, however... crisp or chewy?
My favorite are the kind that are crispy on the bottom and the edges, and chewy in the middle.
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Old 10-07-2011, 07:54 AM
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Lies! All lies! Everyone knows that it's the oatmeal raisin cookie that's elevated the cookie to perfection.

But if I *have* to have chocolate chip, it must be chewy.
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Old 10-07-2011, 07:56 AM
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Lies! All lies! Everyone knows that it's the oatmeal raisin cookie that's elevated the cookie to perfection.
BURN the heretic!
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Old 10-07-2011, 08:07 AM
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Good opinions, keep it up, more Oatmeal Scotchies for me.

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Old 10-07-2011, 08:10 AM
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No matter how many varieties/ingredients you try, you just can't beat a chocolate chip cookie.
So what's your favorite Girl Scout cookie, then? Because mine beats chocolate-chip by a mile.
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Old 10-07-2011, 08:12 AM
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Specifically Alton Brown's "The Chewy".
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Old 10-07-2011, 08:17 AM
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Lies! All lies! Everyone knows that it's the oatmeal raisin cookie that's elevated the cookie to perfection.
Oh no he di-int!



This is nonsense... PURE nonsense....
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Old 10-07-2011, 08:24 AM
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I don't know...I just baked some pumpkin spice cookies that were pretty darn good. I took them to work and my boss said that they were in the top 5 best cookies he's ever had!

But then again, I'm not sure I've ever had a bad cookie. I mean, it's a cookie.
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Old 10-07-2011, 08:31 AM
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I think the only cookie that might be better than a chocolate chip cookie would be a chocolate chip cookie that somehow involves creamcheese. Maybe a chocolate creamcheese frosted chocolate chip cookie or something like that... never seen one, but that doesn't mean they can't be invented or exist in my mind.
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Old 10-07-2011, 08:35 AM
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So what's your favorite Girl Scout cookie, then? Because mine beats chocolate-chip by a mile.
My favorite- Samosas. Fresh baked chocolate chip cookies still kick the crap out of them.
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Old 10-07-2011, 08:48 AM
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I like oatmeal raisin and (non chocolate) peanut butter cookies. Best cookies I ever had were peanut butter of the non chocolate variety.
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Old 10-07-2011, 08:53 AM
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Lies! All lies! Everyone knows that it's the oatmeal raisin cookie that's elevated the cookie to perfection.

But if I *have* to have chocolate chip, it must be chewy.
Finally, a true American.
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Old 10-07-2011, 08:54 AM
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Just make a chocolate chip cookie, and the cookie eaters will not be disappointed.
On this point, among civilized people, there can be no quarrel.
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Old 10-07-2011, 08:57 AM
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Oatmeal WITH chocolate chips. The ultimate.
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Old 10-07-2011, 09:00 AM
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To paraphrase Woody Allen:

"A bad cookie is like bad sex, you've had better, but it's still a cookie."
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Old 10-07-2011, 09:04 AM
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Lies! All lies! Everyone knows that it's the oatmeal raisin cookie that's elevated the cookie to perfection.

But if I *have* to have chocolate chip, it must be chewy.
Chocolate Chip Cookies have chocolate chips, oatmeal raisin have little dead grape mummies. No contest.

The absolut worst Chocolate Chip Cookie is still better then the best of any other.
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Old 10-07-2011, 09:07 AM
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My favorite- Samosas. Fresh baked chocolate chip cookies still kick the crap out of them.
Too much curry in those. Now, my favorite are the Samoas, which are coconutty goodness.
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Old 10-07-2011, 09:11 AM
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To paraphrase Woody Allen:

"A bad cookie is like bad sex, you've had better, but it's still a cookie."
Spoken by a man who clearly never ate my grandmother's cookies - or fucked her.
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Old 10-07-2011, 09:12 AM
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Chocolate Chip Cookies have chocolate chips, oatmeal raisin have little dead grape mummies. No contest.
Nothing worse than seeing what looks like a chocolate chip cookie only to bite into it and find raisins. It's a crime against nature, that.
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Old 10-07-2011, 09:19 AM
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But then again, I'm not sure I've ever had a bad cookie. I mean, it's a cookie.
Then you need to try my wife's cookies. They look and taste like like charcoal briquettes.
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Old 10-07-2011, 09:20 AM
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Then you need to try my wife's cookies. They look and taste like like charcoal briquettes.
Well then it wasn't a TRUE cookie, was it?
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Old 10-07-2011, 09:24 AM
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Nothing worse than seeing what looks like a chocolate chip cookie only to bite into it and find raisins. It's a crime against nature, that.
PREACH IT, SISTER!

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Then you need to try my wife's cookies. They look and taste like like charcoal briquettes.
Are they choclate chip? Then the list goes:

1. other chocolate chip cookies
2. your wife's cookies
3. everything else
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Old 10-07-2011, 09:27 AM
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Oatmeal WITH chocolate chips. The ultimate.
There ya go.



I had cookies disabled, so I wasn't able to log in right away.

Fixed it.
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Old 10-07-2011, 09:36 AM
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I have had disappointing chocolate chip cookies. I have had stellar non-chocolate chip cookies. But chocolate chip cookies are definitely the benchmark to measure against.

Especially the homemade Toll House ones. Mmmmmm....
Made with butter and pecans... I think I have a job to do this weekend...
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Old 10-07-2011, 09:44 AM
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The OP preaches wisdom. Anytime I see a cookie that isn't chocolate chip, my first thought is "I wish these cookies were chocolate chip." Also, I'm ok with chewy, but light and crispy is my own cookie nirvana.
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Old 10-07-2011, 09:57 AM
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Is there anything else that truly deserves to be called a cookie?
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Old 10-07-2011, 09:58 AM
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Apparently y'all don't get any white chocolate-macadamia cookies up your way.


mmm
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:02 AM
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The OP preaches wisdom. Anytime I see a cookie that isn't chocolate chip, my first thought is "I wish these cookies were chocolate chip." Also, I'm ok with chewy, but light and crispy is my own cookie nirvana.
Damn straight. Chewy is so fucking overrated.

A crispy cookie, thin and baked correctly, will virtually dissolve on your tongue.
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:22 AM
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Sorry. CC cookies are all fine and good, but peanut butter cookies are where it's at.
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:27 AM
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This is why I don't eat cookies. Chocalate, blecch!

Now, a nice Marie Biscuit...
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:27 AM
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PREACH IT, SISTER!



Are they choclate chip? Then the list goes:

1. other chocolate chip cookies
2. your wife's cookies
3. everything else
You down wit OCCC? Yea, you know me...
(He better not let the wife know!)
Cookie Playas get burnt.
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:37 AM
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... redhanded in some strange woman's cookie jar.
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:38 AM
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Chocolate chocolate chip cookies is where it's at. I take the recipe off the back of the Toll House bag and add about 1/3 cup cocoa powder. Dammit now I want some cookies, and I'm stuck at work.
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:42 AM
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I love me a good chocolate chip cookie, but for me, the mint-chocolate Girl Scout cookies, or Pepperidge Farm Mint Milanos are tops. Especially if they've been frozen.
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:53 AM
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Sometimes, a thick chewy ginger snap with ginger so heavy that it makes your eyebrows sweat, can beat the chocolate chip cookie. Unless there is a glass of milk nearby, then the chocolate chip wins again.
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:54 AM
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Speaking of variants, our Angua has come up with a recipe for Chocolate-Covered Coffee Bean Cookies. She has yet to send me one though (hint hint).
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:55 AM
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Either you've have never had a good snickerdoodle, or you're deranged. Chocolate chip is the Charlie Brown of cookies.
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Old 10-07-2011, 11:07 AM
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Sorry. CC cookies are all fine and good, but peanut butter cookies are where it's at.
Finally! I can't believe I got this far in the thread before true cookie greatness was acknowledged.
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Old 10-07-2011, 11:52 AM
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Chocolate chip cookies need walnuts for true cookie perfection.
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Old 10-07-2011, 11:56 AM
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Damn straight. Chewy is so fucking overrated.

A crispy cookie, thin and baked correctly, will virtually dissolve on your tongue.
Crispy on the edges, chewy in the middle = cookie perfection.
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Old 10-07-2011, 12:00 PM
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Warm peanut butter cookies with chocolate chips come close to chocolate chip cookie perfection.

Oatmeal cookies are only worth eating when they're still raw.
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Old 10-07-2011, 12:01 PM
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Finally! I can't believe I got this far in the thread before true cookie greatness was acknowledged.
Agreed, although chocolate chip is a close enough second that we can forgive the error.

Raisins in cookies, however are an abomination. In the right place raisins are delicious, but in a cookie they're as out of place as Clapton playing guitar in Beethoven's 9th symphony.
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Old 10-07-2011, 12:24 PM
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Where's the love for ginger snaps? AmIrightoramIright?

Hello?

*tap*tap*tap*

Is this thing on?

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Old 10-07-2011, 12:49 PM
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The chocolate chip cookie is to the set of all cookie varieties what the peanut is to snack mix. It's there to fill up space with something adequate while cutting down on the need to make all the much better varieties of cookie. Snickerdoodles, sugar cookies, oatmeal raisin... All rank higher than the basic, workaday chocolate chip cookie and it's boring plain-ness.
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Old 10-07-2011, 01:00 PM
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Where's the love for ginger snaps? AmIrightoramIright?

Hello?

*tap*tap*tap*

Is this thing on?
Yeah, I think ginger snaps and snickerdoodles would be on my favorite list, although chocolate chip and oatmeal raisin aren't far behind.
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Old 10-07-2011, 01:02 PM
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Only a heathen would prefer another cookie over the snickerdoodle!
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