I had a close friend of 20 years, who got involved with a younger woman. After a while things apparently weren’t going well.
Anyway, I went and visited them a couple of times, and on the last visit, we were staying over at her place. After she had gone to bed he told me the real reason he had gotten out of the army. What he had said previously was that he had gotten washed out of basic training because of his bad knees from years of basketball.
That night, he told me the “real” story. That during basic training, it was discovered he had god-like abilities to shoot accurately, trouncing his instructors. They quickly moved him over to sharpshooting school, making him a lethal assassin. He was given his first assignment, to take out an unnamed target somewhere in South America. He and the spotter were flown in my helicopter and then walked in to where they set up a position, and when the target came out at the appointed time, he was supposed to shoot the guy, but told me he couldn’t. The spotter did it instead, and they washed him out of the army, with a veiled threat to keep his mouth shut, which he did for more than 15 years out of concern for his friends or family.
All the time I was sitting there wondering why my then best friend in the whole damn world was lying to me.
Anyway, the next day, after young woman wakes up, he tells her that he’s told me as well, and she nods. Suddenly I get it. Things hadn’t been going well, so he starts making up shit to look better to her. She gets suspicious of the BS and asks if he’s told me, so he does.
Things didn’t last that long with either her or with me, especially after another whopper he told to get me to invest in something foolish. Fortunately, I got out of that with a minimal loss, if you don’t count the lost of 20 years of friendship with someone who used to be my closest friend.