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View Poll Results: If I told you Jim was starkers, you'd
conclude that Jim was naked 85 54.49%
conclude that Jim was insane 17 10.90%
insist that there's not enough information to make that call 37 23.72%
be baffled, having never heard the word before in either context 17 10.90%
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Old 11-04-2011, 12:54 AM
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Poll: Starkers

I swear I've heard both definitions for this word, but let's see, shall we?
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Old 11-04-2011, 01:02 AM
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To me (UK), "starkers" is specifically and only ever 'naked'.

"Stark raving bonkers" is 'insane', but I've never heard or seen it shortened.
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Old 11-04-2011, 01:57 AM
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To me (UK), "starkers" is specifically and only ever 'naked'.

"Stark raving bonkers" is 'insane', but I've never heard or seen it shortened.
This. I would have gone with "Stark raving mad" for the second example, but that's even further from what the OP's going for.
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Old 11-04-2011, 03:33 AM
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To me (UK), "starkers" is specifically and only ever 'naked'.

"Stark raving bonkers" is 'insane', but I've never heard or seen it shortened.
Aussie. Same answer though probably not bonkers, just stark raving mad or a stark raving lunatic.
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Old 11-04-2011, 04:08 AM
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To me, (USAian) it could be either naked or crazy, depending on context. Or both, as the two situations aren't always mutually exclusive of each other.

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Old 11-04-2011, 04:22 AM
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If Jim is starkers, he's definitely in the naked nudidity.

If he's stark raving mad, he's mental and hopefully fully clothed. Something with long sleeves that buckle at the back would be comforting fashion statement. For me, not him.
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Old 11-04-2011, 07:32 AM
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If you said he IS starkers, I would assume he's insane. If you said he WAS starkers, I'd assume he was naked at some point in the past.
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Old 11-04-2011, 08:14 AM
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If you said he IS starkers, I would assume he's insane. If you said he WAS starkers, I'd assume he was naked at some point in the past.
This!
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Old 11-04-2011, 09:57 AM
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It depends on context. Stark raving mad vs. stark naked. "He's starkers!" is not heard much around here, usually he's either nekkid as a jay bird or just plain crazy, but he could be both.

US, Deep South here.
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Old 11-04-2011, 10:03 AM
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I've thrown over 'starkers' for the more current 'nakies.'
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Old 11-04-2011, 10:08 AM
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USA-type. Never heard the term before this thread.

It sounds Brit / Aussie / Kiwi / etc. to me but could mean darn near anything. My first guess was it was a new hipster terms for people with very black-and-white political / social opinions.

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Old 11-04-2011, 12:01 PM
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USAian here (good term, that, cochrane).

starkers = naked
barking = nuts

Lots of BBCA watched. And Harry Potter movies.
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Old 11-04-2011, 12:39 PM
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starkers = stark naked rather than stark raving mad or stark staring mad
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Old 11-04-2011, 01:39 PM
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I've only ever heard "starkers" refer to someone totally naked.
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Old 11-04-2011, 02:44 PM
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Starkers have always meant naked to me, and I'm from the deep south of GA as well.

On an aside, am I the only one who misread the title of the thread as poll strokers?
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