Man found dead, covered in bees

Cite.

I’m not sure why they think our own Covered In Bees is involved.

(I hope the newspaper doesn’t change the headline - right now it reads exactly as the thread title, but they’ve been known to play around.)
-D/a

Did you hear him, covered in bees, a man was found dead?!

This is the story that really got *my *attention today:

What the hell kind of ugly, hairy, feral child did they think that was?

Hobbit?

Bees are on the what now?

This will bee a tough case. They have 60,000 suspects.

The buzz around here is that he was caught in a sting operation of some sort.

You can’t prove I was there! I demand a lawyer!
Clothahump totally wins the thread.

A bear paw with the skin removed looks eerily like a human hand.

I can’t hear what you are saying. You are Covered In Bees! and they are loud.

Was you ever bit by a dead bee?

Don’t worry. I bee-lieve you.
-D/a

Since the poor guy was found dead, still covered in bees, there was no bee leaving the victim however.

I’ll bet they were having a ball.

Mebbe. My first, and so far only, bee sting was when I was six, flying a kite in a field; while tugging backward I landed on my ass, and, apparantly, a bee.
The bee didn’t survive, though my ass was sore for a while.

Just thought I’d test my link function by posting this.

Ah good, it works. :slight_smile:

So close.

I’m sure they could twist this into an episode of Castle.

Eve, you slay me. Carry on.

How many bees does it take to kill an electrician?

60,000