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#201
03-08-2012, 08:18 PM
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Best way to brush a short haired dog
"chisel" brush for household cleaning? "Aroo! oo-ow-oooo! yip! arooooo!" 
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#202
03-09-2012, 07:05 AM
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I hate to say this but...
America ! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL IN AFGHANISTAN ?
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#203
03-09-2012, 12:44 PM
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The woman in front of me at the coffee cart had so much perfume on, and I think I'm going to be sick
Weird smells that you love.
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#204
03-09-2012, 02:32 PM
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Could you start a country this way?
Liberals=Funny, Conservatives=Mean Naaahhhhh --- it'd be too polarized.
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#205
03-09-2012, 02:33 PM
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Weird smells that you love.
My daughter, 153 months old, just had her first period EW! EWEWEWEWEW! EW! Did I mention, EW?
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#206
03-09-2012, 02:34 PM
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Not quite so EW -
Follow-up on the twitching cheerleaders I'm pregnant! Oh, that kind of twitching!
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#209
03-10-2012, 10:55 AM
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coming to a school near you
Woman microwaves baby "Pay attention students, we're going to start this experiment on the defrost setting."
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#211
03-11-2012, 02:11 PM
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"Varmit" hunters.
Best Way To Get Rid of Persistent 7th Day Adventist?
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#214
03-11-2012, 05:29 PM
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Doper Birding Thread
Is this sexual harassment? No, no, no, I meant the sort of cock that's the opposite of hen! Geez, get your minds out of the gutter, people. ETA: And the "let's go out and find some chicks" part was about raising orphan birdies. Last edited by Malleus, Incus, Stapes!; 03-11-2012 at 05:30 PM.
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#215
03-11-2012, 06:36 PM
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Do you have a problem with inanimate objects trying to "escape?"
Best Way To Get Rid of Persistent 7th Day Adventist? The extra-large one-way doggie door works for me.
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#216
03-12-2012, 07:19 AM
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Death sentence diagnosis. Are you obligated to tell?
Doctors should tell patients what their problem is Yeah, I guess you're right. I just though that it would be hilarious if I didn't say anything and he just dropped dead in his office.
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#218
03-12-2012, 08:57 AM
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What to do in the Bay Area?
today i had a gun pointed at my head and i got robbed Whatever floats your boat...
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#219
03-12-2012, 10:33 AM
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Hospital sends Handyman home with bullet in neck.
Deceitful directions
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#220
03-12-2012, 10:41 AM
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Find the fish!
Weird smells that you love.
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#221
03-12-2012, 02:32 PM
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I have a week to figure out what to do with my life.
I'm pregnant!
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#222
03-12-2012, 04:31 PM
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First time dad at 44!
Virginity really messes with sex quizzes.
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#224
03-12-2012, 07:59 PM
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I don't want this guy's job
I'm pregnant! Yeah, that would definitely be awkward. "Wow, you've certainly gained a lot of weight since I saw you last, Bob." US Soldiers killing Afghani civilians. Artificial meat Hey, at least they eat what they kill.
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#226
03-13-2012, 08:30 AM
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Inventions you've come up with.
Mortifying slips of the tongue. I'm suing Freud for infringement!
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#227
03-13-2012, 10:56 AM
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Things you are dying to say, but just can't
You took a dump in a public toilet. Why didn't you flush?
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#234
03-14-2012, 07:53 AM
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I giggle when I read...
Mortifying slips of the tongue
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#236
03-14-2012, 10:50 AM
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Mortifying slips of the tongue.
You just might be a Romney!
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#238
03-14-2012, 02:12 PM
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Overheard on Eighth Avenue
Strange noises from the sky
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#239
03-14-2012, 03:24 PM
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My daughter, 153 months old, just had her first period
Strange noises from the sky
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#243
03-15-2012, 10:50 AM
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Unnatural hair color in the workplace? (work culture)
Help me pick a hairstyle
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#244
03-15-2012, 12:13 PM
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Man attacked by own tie -- in what comedy movie?
Moments when you knew a book had gotten its hooks into your soul (minor spoilers) Damn! Now my BOOK is after me! Last edited by CalMeacham; 03-15-2012 at 12:13 PM.
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#245
03-15-2012, 03:40 PM
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Strange Therapy Methods
I'm getting scammed, right? Not at all, sir! I assure you that repeatedly giving me large sums of money is very therapeutic!
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#246
03-16-2012, 06:30 AM
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"Sex-deprived male fruit flies seek solace in alcohol, bump into walls and pass out"
Call Me Back Already, Dammit! I'm starting to bump into walls!
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#247
03-16-2012, 06:36 AM
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I used to be a lurker, now i'm a poster!
You just might be a Romney!
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#248
03-16-2012, 06:53 AM
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Master: Yes, Grasshopper,
" The Red Cross is like a crazy ex... Overheard on Eighth Avenue " Caine: Why is that, Master? Master: When you can tell me that, Grasshopper, it will be time to leave. Now, try to snatch the pebble from my hand. Last edited by CalMeacham; 03-16-2012 at 06:53 AM.
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#249
03-16-2012, 07:04 AM
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Just got a new job
I'm sitting next to Eeyore! Do you work at the Hundred Acre Woods?
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