Dust. It coats every fucking thing in existence and makes it dirty every fucking day. I hate dust. I actually avoid buying shit because I think “well that would look nice in my place, but then I’d have to dust it all the fucking time”, and I don’t buy it.
Sorry for the lack of brilliant witty diatribe: I know how much you all love that. But I just had to get this out.
I was going to give you a big ration of shit for your lame pitting but I thought about it for a second or two and…yeah Fuck Dust!
What’s this world coming to when someone pits Fuck Dust?
It means their dating pool is getting older.
Not a lame pitting at all. Fuck dust and the biggest contributor to dust dispersing: forced air heating and cooling. Bring back radiant heating and we could all do one tenth of the dust removal.
Swiffer dusters: my favorite invention.
I saw “Fuck dust” and expected a thread about Spanish Fly.
(But then it would have said “Fuck Dust” - - ignorant moi.)
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In 1930 there was kinda a nifty song called “Dust.” Here’s the Casa Loma Orchestra playing and singing it.
Listen friend, in the end, we all go to the cleaners. 
Remember what Quentin Crisp said after he gave up all forms of house-cleaning: “After the first four years, the dust doesn’t get any worse.”
Eve, when I read “Quentin Crisp” for some reason my mind pictured Crispin Glover. …And the quote still makes sense.
I’ve had forced air, radiators and now copper tubing running warm water through the walls and floor (don’t know what that’s called). I’ve had the same amount of dust with all of them. Much more dust in the city than in the 'burbs, though.
I pictured Quentin Tarantino. Still works.
Maybe you need to get your home’s ventilation system cleaned out? My mother was always complaining about dust until doing that and now says the rate of dust accumulation has gone down dramatically.
I pictured Quentin Collins. Yep, still works. 
That’s a good attitude, tho. I wish more people thought this far ahead before cramming their houses with tchotchkes. My SIL has a maid come in every other week and I always think she could save that $150/month if she just has less shit to dust.
But otherwise…Swiffer Duster FTW!
First reaction: Oh god, powdered sperm particles. /vomit
Second reaction: Yeah, fuck dust!
I’ve always thought this would be a better world if dead skin just turned into oxygen or something when it lost contact with the body. Less dust, less dandruff… The fact that this doesn’t happen is proof there is no world-building God. 
Oh…dead skin…I have a waterbed. I change my sheets a couple of times a week and wash the rest of the bedding on the first weekend of the month. I also wash my mattress, its always covered with skin dust and the dust falls into the frame, so I have to wrastle the mattress to clean the dust.
Now I’m sleeping on a fabric bed, I don’t even want to imagine what is in the mattress.
I used to feel that way, then I spent five days in the desert near Buckeye, AZ. Now regular ole house dust is nothing at all - I barely notice it! 
See this is why we need Dio.
Or better, yet, kittens! No, wait, actually, that would be pretty horror-movie ghastly after a few months.