Stuff I already know about you..

[wayward]

You know when you're sat alone in a bar, waiting for your friends? Yeah, I know you're not really texting anyone.

[Soylent Juicy]

When there's a power outage and you walk into a room you still flick on the light switch.

[Chessic Sense]

I know you flip the pillow over and lay on the cool side.

I know that when idling in the shower, you sometimes pin your arms across your abdomen, gather some water, and play "rain god" by releasing it on imaginary, tiny inhabitants of the shower floor.

[Intergalactic Gladiator]

Originally Posted by Chessic Sense

I know you flip the pillow over and lay on the cool side.

Are you watching me sleep?

[purplehorseshoe]

Originally Posted by Chessic Sense

... I know that when idling in the shower, you sometimes pin your arms across your abdomen, gather some water, and play "rain god" by releasing it on imaginary, tiny inhabitants of the shower floor.

I am thoroughly creeped out right now. I thought I was the only one who did that! *checks bathroom for hidden cameras*


I know that I wasn't the only one who got as far as "... idling in the shower" and made some guesses about where this post was going. I know that you did too, you dirty pervert.

[MeanOldLady]

Originally Posted by tdn

I know that when you're walking somewhere, then realize that you forgot something and have to do an about face and walk in the other direction, you swear or make a pained face so that people around you don't think that you're the kind of person who does an about face and walks in the other direction for no good reason.

Nope! I pull over and pretend like something is happening on my phone, perhaps someone suddenly changing plans on me. I then return my phone to my purse, pretending to suppress exasperation, and turn around.

Originally Posted by FoieGrasIsEvil

Sometimes you touch your taint and smell your finger...just to check.

Ew. Not so, but I know that every. single. time. you poop, you have to check it out.

[Soylent Juicy]

Women: when you use the bathroom you always check your underpants to make sure your period hasn't started.

(TMI - yes - but you guys were talking about "taints" upthread so don't complain!)