Random Thoughts...care to join me?

[Satchmo]

Originally Posted by Cat Whisperer

'Oo ees eet?

It's the plumber, I've come to fix the sink.

[Maiira]

I'm making bread! Again. Also, I may not have gotten over my prejudice against wheat bread. White just TASTES BETTER, dammit!

When I wear my hand-me-down skirt over one of my t-shirts, I feel like hot shit. Damn I'm such a hipster.

Heh, my boyfriend paces when he talks on the phone, too.

For the last few days I have been sorting historical figures into Hogwarts houses. I may or may not make a thread about this.

[purplehorseshoe]

Originally Posted by FloatyGimpy

I wish I were a Glowworm
A Glowworm's never glum.
For how can you be grumpy
When the sun shines out your bum?

I told this to my co-workers for an end-of-day laugh. It worked. Thanks for sharing - did you come up with it? It sorta sounds like a nursery rhyme.

[Dr. Girlfriend]

One of the hottest days of the year so far and I had the uncontrollable urge to bake cookies. Mint double-chocolate chip. Who wants one?

[Maiira]

Me, me, me!

[living_in_hell]

I want a cookie.
I want a beer.
I want to meet Robert Irvine.
I want him to stfu.
I want another cookie.

[Cat Whisperer]

Originally Posted by Satchmo

It's the plumber, I've come to fix the sink.

It's the plumber, I've come to fix the sink who?

[living_in_hell]

I want Fritos.
Stop being such a meanhole.
In a year no one will give a shit. Really.

[LonesomePolecat]

Theme song from the "Mary Tyler Moore" show repeating itself endlessly in my head. Wish to hell it would stop.

[blondebear]

Saw a baby alligator lizard on my walk today. Cute little guy was maybe 3 inches long.

[FloatyGimpy]

Originally Posted by purplehorseshoe

I told this to my co-workers for an end-of-day laugh. It worked. Thanks for sharing - did you come up with it? It sorta sounds like a nursery rhyme.

My brother had it on his facebook status and I stole it from him. I also sent it around via email to various people at work, and added a picture of a glowworm with his bum all lit up.

Glad you enjoyed it. I thought it was cute.

[Cat Whisperer]

I bought a Snoopy alarm clock - it plays the Lucy and Linus song to wake you up. Unfortunately, it ticks - I don't like a ticking clock in my bedroom. I'l give it a try tonight and see how it goes.

[Ludovic]

Originally Posted by Cat Whisperer

It's the plumber, I've come to fix the sink who?

Landshark.

[Cat Whisperer]

I didn't ask for a landshark.

[living_in_hell]

Why do so many people only feel guilty when they get caught?
I need to do laundry.
My friend told me last night she would do anything to go back to $20k/year, renting, and being happy.
I need a bike lock.
What's a good substitute for shampoo?

[Electric Warrior]

I ate a cupcake and it was delicious.

Why does this item I ordered have a package tracking number if it is not actually eligible for package tracking? I feel as though I am being toyed with.

I don't think anyone in this class is actually taking notes on the lecture.

[purplehorseshoe]

Free food is tastier than paid-for food. Thanks, over-planned-for meeting!

Co-worker, pick up your damn feet. I can hear you shuffling all the way across the suite.

Originally Posted by living_in_hell

... What's a good substitute for shampoo?

Going no-poo - Google it or poke around for that search term here. Basically, use baking soda to clean your hair, and diluted cider vinegar to conditio it and counteract the alkalinity. Rince well - don't want a science-fair volcano on your scalp.

[living_in_hell]

Mary says "passive aggressive is the new black!"
Those cookies were delicious
I wonder what it's like to be overweight in her world
LiteBrite
What a miserable hag
Best thread count ever

[purplehorseshoe]

Apparently the facial skin care products you were happy with at age nineteen are no longer the best thing available to use once you're over thirty. Who'd a thunk?

[purplehorseshoe]

Huh. The camera lens on my phone is cracked. *takes picture of own foot* Huh. Seems to make no difference. I was briefly sad/panicked, but ... I guess the damage doesn't matter. And I have a nifty photo of the top of my metatarsals.

[living_in_hell]

I'm tired.
I'm tired of a lot.
I don't feel like doing anything.
I don't feel like doing a lot.
Is it too early for a nap?

[Stauderhorse]

I watched the first three seasons of How I Met Your Mother this week and now I have a crush on Barney.
It's rained for the last 3 days and I want to go outside.
I am reeeeeally broke.

[living_in_hell]

Originally Posted by Stauderhorse

I watched the first three seasons of How I Met Your Mother this week and now I have a crush on Barney.
It's rained for the last 3 days and I want to go outside.
I am reeeeeally broke.

Yes to all but sub HIMYM for Nurse Jackie.

[living_in_hell]

Whomever said that public speaking is the most dreaded experience of humankind, has never packed and moved. So many boxes it looks like Legoland.

[living_in_hell]

First sunshine in over a week
5 mile walk with doggie
All is right again in the world

[living_in_hell]

Love "god, the devil, and bob"---how did I miss this when it was on???

[Cat Whisperer]

I got my windshield replaced today - that's expensive, even with a Groupon! Then my lacrosse team lost their semi-final game badly - they looked like chumps playing.

[Philliam]

Originally Posted by Lacunae Matata

I think I'm a little bit in love with you.

My toddler has entered the dreaded Knock Knock Joke Phase. Her current repertoire: "Knock knock" (Who's there?) "Ha ha ha ha!" Repeat. Repeat. Repeat...

I wonder if I should get my huge white van painted? Maybe like the General Lee. Wouldn't that be awesome? Or maybe like the Partridge Family bus. I'm bored with white vehicles.

Do not paint the van. You can make big bucks selling lousy 'Home Theatre Systems' to the unwary in you local Big-box store parking lot!

[blondebear]

My rental SUV for my annual May road trip is a Dodge Journey. I was hoping for a Grand Cherokee, but the Dodge seems pretty nice.

[living_in_hell]

Just saw David Sedaris for the 3rd time--still just as wonderful
sweet potato tater tots
My pup is a weirdo

[Cat Whisperer]

Went out for my sister's birthday dinner - the chicken quesadilla was not as good as I expected. The birthday cake was really good, though.

[Ambivalid]

How in the world does shit end up in some of the places that it does in public toilet stalls?

[living_in_hell]

Does anyone else make birthday resolutions?
So many angry people, so little time
Too much cake
Cat Whisperer and flatlined rule

[Cat Whisperer]

It's true.

[BlackKnight]

I bought a 42 oz bag of peanut M&Ms and I'm afraid I'm going to eat half of it in one sitting. How am I not diabetic? Or is this a sign? Maybe I have hyperthyroidcanceroidal type c or some shit. Fuck it - I'm finishing these, the cat can have the bacon.

[Bad News Baboon]

Go on. I dare you

[blondebear]

Sunrise at Lake Tahoe was really beautiful this morning.

[Count Blucher]

I really dread work today.

[Sicks Ate]

Originally Posted by Satchmo

It's the plumber, I've come to fix the sink.

Idly wondered whether they have different words for 'plumber' and 'sink' in Great Britain.

In a week, I'm going to Florida.

I have a twinge in my back.

I know for a fact that I am not getting laid today.

[living_in_hell]

Jealous of Florida-goer above me
Ambivalid's thread has made me realize how much I love my gym
I hate making groceries
I should vac my car before it rains again
The sun gets an A for effort
What a sad sad sad life she has--must be awful to live that way
Why doesn't digs have PM
I want a grapefruit

[Cat Whisperer]

I had a cara-cara orange for a snack last night - they are wonderful oranges.

[purplehorseshoe]

Funniest typo I've seen at work today so far: "Ok, I will resent the file."

[Hal Briston]

It's ridiculous how good Butch Walker's Sycamore Avenue is. Can't wait until my workday is over to give it a good cranking-up.

Also, woohoo! Three-day weekend! And it's a Thirsty Thursday at the Blue Claws game tonight -- see you at the WRAT Trap for dollar drafts!

[Sicks Ate]

I have a friend who I believe will be terribly disappointed, nay, crushed, if her little boy does not turn out to be gay.

I think she wants a gay son more than anything.

[living_in_hell]

Originally Posted by Sicks Ate

I have a friend who I believe will be terribly disappointed, nay, crushed, if her little boy does not turn out to be gay.

I think she wants a gay son more than anything.

There was a great episode of "Absolutely Fabulous" about that!

[Hal Briston]

Originally Posted by Sicks Ate

I think she wants a gay son more than anything.

Makes sense. If the kid tragically passes away before she does, she'll at least have a good line to deliver.

[Sicks Ate]

Originally Posted by Hal Briston

Makes sense. If the kid tragically passes away before she does, she'll at least have a good line to deliver.

Got it

[Hal Briston]

Originally Posted by Hal Briston

It's ridiculous how good Butch Walker's Sycamore Avenue is.

"Avenue"? Where the hell is my brain...Sycamore Meadows

[Dr. Girlfriend]

My favorite hockey team won their league championship! Woo-hoo!

[movingfinger]

I found an excellent art and drafting supplies place in Long Beach: Lyons on 4th street.

For some reason I am chuffed over my 2003 Dodge Neon passing the California smog test today.