Mint Julep's Mexico Story

[Vinyl Turnip]

Originally Posted by Bob Ducca

BottledBlondJeanie, your predictive powers are astounding!

You think that's impressive, you should see her walk on her hands!

[Bob Ducca]

Originally Posted by Vinyl Turnip

You think that's impressive, you should see her walk on her hands!

I thought she just had bad breath.

[Czarcasm]

Originally Posted by Scumpup

That's actually funny coming from someone as disingenuous as you. I offer,as my cite, every gun thread in which you ever participated where you stated you weren't anti-gun. Of course, you do balance a certain fundamental mendacity by overestimating, by several orders of magnitude, your own cleverness. The post I quoted above serves nicely as an example. So does the recent thread about angels where you trotted out all the standard atheist boilerplate as if you were unveiling original and penetrating insights. I don't know if Mint Julep's story is true or not. I do know that you are a monumental douchebag.

Another off-topic weak-ass pitting...but at least this time you finally did it in the proper forum. I give it 4.5 out of 10.
You can respond with some more off-topic stalking/rants if you wish, but I'm done toying with you.

[tapu]

Originally Posted by Emiliana

<hijack>
Ejido land (distributed through the agrarian reform program) is owned by the state; ejidatarios have usufruct rights that can be bequeathed to family members but not (legally) sold or rented. As of 1992, ejidos can be privatized but not many have been.
<end of hijack>

hee hee, you said usufruct

[tapu]

Originally Posted by JKellyMap

<continuing hijack> Ejidos, along with another form of village called comunidades, make up Mexico's "social property." Together this covers about 50% of Mexico's land area. Most of these village lands are rural, but a few are on the urbanizing fringe of big cities. Much of the Riviera Maya (the coast from Cancun to Tulum) is ejido land. Since the 1992 neoliberal land tenure reform, an ejido (village) assembly can choose to lease its land to, say, a developer;or, they can have their individual parcels surveyed and converted to private lots (dominio pleno). As Emiliana indicated, only a minority of the 30,000 ejidos have taken this last step; and, even within those, most just have privatized a few parcels, so far.

I don't know how I could have gotten so confused.

[Mint Julep]

His response to my question about the location of the incident, "somewhere near Tulum". So I did hear the story correctly but I dont dismiss your doubts and questions. My best wishes to any family and friends you have in the area, and I hope this account does not upset you further.

[Rhythmdvl]

Originally Posted by Mint Julep

Probably best if I retreat back into my hole, silently reading and not posting. I enjoy that very much regardless.

Before you come crawling back from your hole, you'd better be prepared to answer for this whole "Julep" thing too. I did a cross-analysis if your posts and ran them through a content disconfigureator, and the results came back with just one word: mojito. Minty, yes, but note the Spanish overtones. And we all know where they speak Spanish. That's right--in Hitler!

[Scumpup]

Originally Posted by Czarcasm

Another off-topic weak-ass pitting...but at least this time you finally did it in the proper forum. I give it 4.5 out of 10.
You can respond with some more off-topic stalking/rants if you wish, but I'm done toying with you.

Your belief that you operate on a whole different level than the rest of us, as shown here, is partially correct. It is a different level, but not, alas, a higher one. To feign lofty disdain, as in the post quoted above, is a typical pose of yours when you have no real response. I've seen you in enough threads to know quite well that if you (usually incorrectly) believe you have concocted some devastating retort or found some "gotcha" you make haste to post it.
"Toying with" me? When have you ever successfully "toyed with" me, or with anyone? Telling me about board rules isn't toying with me. (See lofty disdain, above).
You'd have done better to just ignore me, douchebag. When you can't quote rules or hide behind whatever lingering goodwill the mods hold for you, your responses are pathetic.
Now don't let me keep you if there is a thread elsewhere that you think is in desperate need of douchebaggery.

[Czarcasm]

Originally Posted by Rhythmdvl

Before you come crawling back from your hole, you'd better be prepared to answer for this whole "Julep" thing too. I did a cross-analysis if your posts and ran them through a content disconfigureator, and the results came back with just one word: mojito. Minty, yes, but note the Spanish overtones. And we all know where they speak Spanish. That's right--in Hitler!

You couldn't work in an Illuminati reference?

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

I'll start popping the popcorn, somebody get the lawn chairs...

[Drunky Smurf]

Originally Posted by BottledBlondJeanie

In fact, let the "don't let this make you leave" posting begin.

Don't let this make you leave a big steamy dump on your bosses desk.

[Dangerosa]

Originally Posted by Morbo

Me too! Many vacations at the Hotel Club Akumal Caribe. Many nights trying unsteadily to get out of the swings at Lol-Ha.

I love those swings!

I had a friend of a friend who used to own a villa on the bay walking distance from those swings.

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

....aaaaand the highly touted pay-per-view Scumpup v Czarcasm bout has lost its sponsorship and will not be held.

**throws stale popcorn**

[Scumpup]

Originally Posted by FoieGrasIsEvil

....aaaaand the highly touted pay-per-view Scumpup v Czarcasm bout has lost its sponsorship and will not be held.

**throws stale popcorn**

Czarcasm isn't nearly as clever as he believes himself to be, but neither is he as catastrophically retarded as, say, gonzomax was. He's smart enough to know when to back away. He already shot his wad by referring to the board rules, anyway. Taking a tone as if he still owned a mod hat is about the best he can do.

[carnivorousplant]

What were we talking about when we started this thread?

[Morgenstern]

The Cubs chances at making the World Series.

[carnivorousplant]

Originally Posted by Morgenstern

The Cubs chances at making the World Series.

Reported for movement to the Games forum.

[Malleus, Incus, Stapes!]

Originally Posted by Rick

I know what you're thinking. "Did he stab me seven times or only six?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a #4 Phillips, the most powerful screwdriver in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Doper minds think alike; this was my first thought as well.

Originally Posted by Nava

anya marie, I've heard that theory before applied to Spanish lastnames, but that would make 99% of our patronymics (including some which originated with the first post-Muslim invasion kings) Jewish. Take with big chunk of salt.

I heard it the other way around- that names ending in s are often Jewish, and names ending in z aren't.

[Czarcasm]

Originally Posted by carnivorousplant

What were we talking about when we started this thread?

Having one too many screwdrivers and getting a sharp stabbing pain in the gut.

[BottledBlondJeanie]

Perhaps a fitting end to this here.

[Cheshire Human]

Originally Posted by FoieGrasIsEvil

....aaaaand the highly touted pay-per-view Scumpup v Czarcasm bout has lost its sponsorship and will not be held.

**throws stale popcorn**

Yah. I am dissapoint...

[carnivorousplant]

Originally Posted by Czarcasm

Having one too many screwdrivers and getting a sharp stabbing pain in the gut.

Reported for movement to the medical forum.

[NoClueBoy]

In Soviet Mexico, victim stabs YOU

[NoClueBoy]

Originally Posted by carnivorousplant

Reported for movement to the medical forum.

Is that the one Handy mods?

<---- stabbing pain in my eye

[carnivorousplant]

Originally Posted by NoClueBoy

Is that the one Handy mods?

<---- stabbing pain in my eye

Yes, he is too busy moderating to post anymore.


Dammit, I wish we all had the ASL font.

[Moonlitherial]

Originally Posted by BottledBlondJeanie

Perhaps a fitting end to this here.

I'd stab someone to stay there.

[carnivorousplant]

Originally Posted by Moonlitherial

I'd stab someone to stay there.

Your point being?

Yeah, yeah, I know, "Reported for movement to Unimportant Things I Must Post About."

[anya marie]

In Soviet Jewish Mexico the blender blends you into drink

In Soviet Jewish Mexico the door kicks your ass. HARD.

[Cheshire Human]

Originally Posted by anya marie

In Soviet Jewish Mexico the blender blends you into drink

In Soviet Jewish Mexico the door kicks your ass. HARD.

In Soviet Jewish Mexico, they make their punch from Vodka, Maneshevits, and Tequila. With lime, salt, and "the worm". And foreskins.

[NOLA Cajun]

Originally Posted by Vinyl Turnip

Must be a real thrill for Mint Julep to be white-knighted by Tony Clifton.

Now that's funny. I don't care who ya are, that's funny.

[Nava]

Originally Posted by Malleus, Incus, Stapes!

I heard it the other way around- that names ending in s are often Jewish, and names ending in z aren't.

Many of the ones which have two forms, one in -s and one in -z, are Portuguese and Spanish respectively (Pérez/Peres, to choose one which is both common enough in goyim since the Middle Ages and the lastname of a well-known Jew).


Two others I've heard are toponymics and professions...

I think the people who say that get confused by something else:
Many of the Jews who chose to convert and who had "Jewish-sounding lastnames" chose a new one; they chose a new one which was common enough among Christians, one which would not scream "ex-Jew". Toponymics, patronymics and professions were common enough, so many Jews chose one of them - but it's a case of "[all apples are fruits] plus [some apples are red] does not equal [any red fruit is an apple]". Many of those were common to both Jew and goyim, pre-expulsions, what happened was that the "typically Jewish" ones got tossed at that point.

[NOLA Cajun]

This would have been better if it had turned in to a good cat fight. I'm wagering Mint could kick the shit out of Jeanie. Hard to say though. All I know is that in a good cat fight, we all win.

I'm still scratching my head as to why Jeanie really cared in the first place. Did Mint steal her thunder in another lifetime or reject her as a lover or is she perhaps just as much Dramatic Royalty?

I'd bow but I'm afraid as gassy as I am it would come across as rude.

I feel a good dump coming on and at my age you don't waste those opportunities.

Nevertheless, back to your regularly scheduled hijacks. Carry on.

[Alessan]

Originally Posted by Nava

Many of the ones which have two forms, one in -s and one in -z, are Portuguese and Spanish respectively (Pérez/Peres, to choose one which is both common enough in goyim since the Middle Ages and the lastname of a well-known Jew).

Actually, Shimon Peres was born Simon Persky in Poland; he changed it to Peres because it sounded more Israeli. Also, unlike the Spanish name, it's pronounces PEH-ress, not Peh-RES.

[Ludovic]

Originally Posted by anya marie

In Soviet Jewish Mexico the blender blends you into drink

In Soviet Jewish Mexico the door kicks your ass. HARD.

Reported General Questions for movement to THIS thread.

[Nava]

Originally Posted by Alessan

Actually, Shimon Peres was born Simon Persky in Poland; he changed it to Peres because it sounded more Israeli. Also, unlike the Spanish name, it's pronounces PEH-ress, not Peh-RES.

The Portuguese name is pronounced PEH-res, Alessan. And the Spanish one is, depending on your dialect, either PEH-rez or PEH-res. The tilde marks the stressed syllable; it's Pérez, thus the PE is the stressed one.

Thanks for providing a sample of exactly the kind of confusion we're talking about People from Parts Elsewhere confuse Portuguese and Spanish lastnames, hypercorrect them, mispronounce them... all the time. Same as we do with those which are exotic to us, of course.

[carnivorousplant]

Originally Posted by anya marie

In Soviet Jewish Mexico the door kicks your ass. HARD.

This happens only in Soviet Jewish Mexico, already?

[ugly ripe tomato]

Originally Posted by BottledBlondJeanie

Perhaps a fitting end to this here.

I'm gonna Photoshop a picture of myself into that scene and pretend I'm really there

[bucketybuck]

Originally Posted by NOLA Cajun

I'm still scratching my head as to why Jeanie really cared in the first place. Did Mint steal her thunder in another lifetime or reject her as a lover or is she perhaps just as much Dramatic Royalty?

I think there is a certain type of person who will have looked at the umkay thing and thought,
"mmm, wish I had been the one to expose her, I could have gotten some sexy e-cred and respect from the smelly masses."

So there will be people on the look out for the next board drama, keen to be the first to proclaim it all a hoax so that they can then bask in the glory of being the first to spot the troll.

Quite sad really, and probably Ed Zottis fault.

[Vinyl Turnip]

Originally Posted by ugly ripe tomato

I'm gonna Photoshop a picture of myself into that scene and pretend I'm really there

No need, you're already there.

[Emiliana]

Originally Posted by CBEscapee

To continue this hijack, as an ejidatario I can attest that many ejidos or parts of have been privitized, mainly on the coasts. And the land has been purchased by many foreigners either through a fidecomiso or corporation.

Most small pueblos are surrounded by ejido land and as the population grows they spill over onto ejido property which in many cases gets converted to private land.

Okay, I would just love an Ask the Ejidatario thread but I don't suppose there would be a big market for it.

[Chefguy]

Originally Posted by tapu

Isn't it usually Flores though? As opposed to a name that usually is transcribed with z? E.g., Alvarez, with its obvious origins?

He's a closet Portuguese.

[tapu]

Originally Posted by Chefguy

He's a closet Portuguese.

Ah. I was thinking closet Moor.

[Drunky Smurf]

Originally Posted by Cheshire Human

In Soviet Jewish Mexico, they make their punch from Vodka, Maneshevits, and Tequila. With lime, salt, and "the worm". And foreskins.

It's the foreskins that really make the drink zing!

Originally Posted by tapu

Ah. I was thinking closet Moor.

I was thinking closet door.

[CarnalK]

Originally Posted by NOLA Cajun

This would have been better if it had turned in to a good cat fight. I'm wagering Mint could kick the shit out of Jeanie. Hard to say though. All I know is that in a good cat fight, we all win.

I'm still scratching my head as to why Jeanie really cared in the first place. Did Mint steal her thunder in another lifetime or reject her as a lover or is she perhaps just as much Dramatic Royalty?

I'd bow but I'm afraid as gassy as I am it would come across as rude.

I feel a good dump coming on and at my age you don't waste those opportunities.

Nevertheless, back to your regularly scheduled hijacks. Carry on.

I am surprised that someone who is clearly a full-on jackass, such as yourself, would be upset about this rather gentle Pitting. Strange.

[tapu]

Originally Posted by Drunky Smurf

It's the foreskins that really make the drink zing!



I was thinking closet door.

I was thinking, What are ya, some kinda moron?

[florez]

Originally Posted by tapu

Ah. I was thinking closet Moor.

No closet anything, just a regular Mexican, except from east LA by way of New Mexico.

[carnivorousplant]

Originally Posted by tapu

I was thinking, What are ya, some kinda moron?

Yes, foreskins are definitely not Kosher.

[NoClueBoy]

Originally Posted by carnivorousplant

Yes, foreskins are definitely not Kosher.

That'll skin your pickle.

[cards]

This thread has all the types of response that you see from the SD. Clearly a moderator run board.

I'm not happy

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=508338

[cards]

Originally Posted by cards

This thread has all the types of response that you see from the SD. Clearly a moderator run board.

I'm not happy

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=508338

And just so you know, I'm seeing ex-officials/mods that have been good contributors but are pretty clear about defending the boards unwavering position around containing certain words and behaviours. Too much though.