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Is it possible to parachute safely to earth from a tall building using a bedsheet?
I mean by holding two corners of the sheet in either hand.
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No.
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#3
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Mythbusters tried it with plywood. iirc they couldn't hold on.
I'm pretty sure a sheet would have the same problem. Can't hold on. http://mythbustersresults.com/episode38 Quote:
Last edited by aceplace57; 08-17-2012 at 08:08 PM. |
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OTHO Mythbusters did prove a sheet can be used as a rope.
http://mythbustersresults.com/motorcycle-flip Quote:
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It is said God protects drunks and little kids, but I think he made an exception in my brothers case (he was 8). Last edited by JohnT; 08-17-2012 at 08:30 PM. |
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That said: - Your terminal velocity is still probably way too high to come out alive, let alone unscathed. - A sustained 90 mph gust is probably enough to accelerate you upwards--in which case you have different problems. |
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Superman and Jimmy Olsen used S's cape as a parachute in Kandor one time, but the atmosphere there is denser.
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He did protect your brother. He went to the doctor, not the coroner.
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What if you tied the four corners together? Tie the corners criss cross under your crotch and you'd have a sort of harness or saddle.
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We'll wait right here. (Unfortunately, God seems much more interested in "teaching me a lesson" than in any kind of "protecting"...) |
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Most parachutes for an average adult* need to 100-200 square feet. A king size bed is about 42 square feet. Parachutes are made of materials that catch the wind like silk or nylon while bed sheets are made of cotton that wouldn't slow the air down as much.
* using old timey average American adult size of about 150 lbs. |
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How did you arrive at this figure?
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#13
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Why don't you try it and then come back and tell us the results?
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I knew that. I used to organize live action role-playing game. In one of those, that was taking place in a small castle, some players who had been jailed in a tower did exactly that
![]() One of them came to the "organization room" to tell us, so that we wouldn't be surprised. We immediatly went there, and sure enough another was climbing down the tower with tied sheets We left those remaining going out by the door, telling them they all had successfully escaped by the window.What the need for Mythbusters when you have Darwin awards candidates willing to test it for real? |
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I'm sure an umbrella would work.
Oh, wait a minute ....... Quote:
BTW thinking about how the Saudis treat their domestics I'm inclined to put this down to sheer desperation rather than stupidity. Last edited by aldiboronti; 08-18-2012 at 03:48 PM. |
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I do not see how two corners could possibly work, even if you were somehow able to hold on (and even if a bed sheet were big enough); you would need to hold at least three, and preferably four, to catch any air.
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If the updraft varies, then you will be accelerated upwards when the rate of updraft increases. |
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As a kid and probably only about 7 stone in weight I tried jumping off the garage roof holding on to a really big fishing umbrella (much bigger than a golf umbrella). I was really surprised how little drag it produced and I hit the floor with a resounding thud. I'm not sure if this adds to the coversation, probably not!
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Me too. That afterthought of a final sentence in my post was pure guilt.
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A sheet of plywood is likely to 'flutter' though - and this would probably exert sudden forces on your hands.
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If you hold two corners in each hand, you are holding all four corners. |
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By the time you've knotted the corners securely under your crotch, what you've got left is little more than a sack, and you're inside it.
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Lesson: Don't use a parachute from the Acme™ Corporation... |
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Nope. The inflation of the sheet when it catches air will rip it right out of your hands. You'll have to reach a certain speed for the sheet to inflate and opening shock will be significant. I don't know if anyone has the hand or arm strength to hold on.
Plus as others have pointed out a bedsheet is too small. Fubaya was right, a lot of experienced skydivers use parachutes in the 100-200 sq. ft. range (When I was an active skydiver, my main canopy was 190 sq. ft.). A bedsheet would have to be quite a bit larger than it is, and made out of something strong like nylon to survive opening shock. |
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Anyway it happened the way you say, in that it got ripped out of their hands almost immediately. |
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Tested that as a kid. Doesn't work.
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aids in the cleanup -
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I used to skydive a lot and that's a pretty accurate range - with older uncoated F111 nylon you'd go for a loading of around 1psf for the average jumper. When coated zero-porosity fabrics hit the market and canopies could handle much higher wing loadings, manufacturers began moving to elliptical and semi-elliptical wings that were loaded up around 1.5psf (and probably higher nowadays with very experienced canopy flyers). The smallest main canopy on the market when I stopped jumping (years ago) was 77 square feet which is incredibly tiny.
As noted above, ram-air canopies are actually inflatable wings - lots of forward speed and plenty of lift (compared to older rounds and the like) - so you're not just dropping straight down. |
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I saw that too. Within seconds it was ripped from his hands. Probably a table cloth.
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And property values are sky high.
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![]() Yeah, it's insensitive, but I couldn't possibly be the only one who thought of it. |
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A canvas sail would be strong enough, but weigh more than the person it is holding. And folded would be bigger than the person trying to carry it. Quote:
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If you hold 2 corners in each hand the sheet can not expand enough above you. You won't have enough surface area of the sheet catching the wind. A parachute has a harness and lines so the chute can open to its maxim size. The bed sheet is already too small and if you hold the corners it is much smaller.
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So, assuming a sheet would work, which thread count(s) would be best?
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Related question...
I have occasionally wondered, if a person had jumped from the twin towers on 911 using a door in a kind of a surfboard fashion, would they have had a reasonable chance of survival? |
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However they wouldn't have had a better chance of survival if they stayed in the building. |
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Need answer fast?
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I know it still wouldn't work, but I think it would be better to knot the sheet under an armpit (or 2 corners under both armpits?) than under the crotch.
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Related question: If you're in a car or even house that is hurtling off a cliff, can you open the door and just step out a fraction of a second before impact?
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Even assuming a magical day, and you somehow stayed on top all the way down, and the board stayed level and didn't tip over, there's still not enough surface area to do much. Your terminal velocity will be a bit lower than ~200 mph for nominal human, spread wide, but not slow enough to prevent severe damage on impact. |
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Now the question about bedsheets gets interesting if you propose that you have several sheets available. Could you jury rig a makeshift parachute by tying sheet corners together, then tying the end corners to a piece of rope, and, say, holding the rope under your arms? How many sheets would that take? 4 King size sheets? 12?
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The Mythbusters tested the elevator theory by dropping an elevator in an abonded building eight stories with a dummy inside. The dummy was rigged so that it would be launched in the air a fraction of a second before the elevator hit the ground. They determined the elevator fell at a rate of 53 mph. The dummy was launched into the air at 2 mph. The dummy hit the ground at an effective speed of 51 mph. The dummy was destroyed. They used instruments to determine that the acceleration force of the dummy would have been fatal to a human being. |
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Last edited by TriPolar; 08-24-2012 at 03:29 PM. |
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ETA: previous post: You might get 30 sq.ft. of effective area from a king size bedsheet, so 4 sheets would only handle a person who weighed 120 pounds. Experienced base jumpers do it with less than 1 sq.ft. per pound, but you don't have a real parachute and probably aren't an experienced base jumper (and if you were you'd never go the top of a tall building without your chute), so 1 sq.ft. per pound is probably the limit before you die.
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Yeah, if you have a lot of time to make an elaborate construction, you might have time to try other methods. That's why I limited the construction to tying corners together. I figure rope from the four outer corners gives you the most useful surface area, as tying ends together both takes up material in the knots, and reduces effectiveness by bunching the sheet ends inward. Rope allows to let the sides out as much as possible. But constructing a net or a harness would be too labor intensive.
I was just trying to back of envelope get a scale of what it would take. So 6 king sheets might get somewhere close, but you're relying on your knot skills and having some rope to allow as much spread as possible. Tying the outer corners to hold onto is going to significantly reduce effectiveness, but how much? "Well, see, if you have 10 king size sheets and tie all the corners together...." Um, yeah. |
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Y'know, if the first response to the OP had been "Yes" we wouldn't be having this conversation.
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