Great movie one-liners

[tdn]

Originally Posted by MadTheSwine

I think you mean trigonometry.

Sorry.

"Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic trigonometry?"

[Tad--]

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

[ministryman]

And then.....????

[MadTheSwine]

Without trigonometry there would be no grits.

[Dendarii Dame]

Give that baby back, you warthog from Hell!

[Boyo Jim]

You were serious about that?

[denquixote]

The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself."

[bramma23]

You tryin' to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

[Ibn Warraq]

Son, you got a panty on yore head.

Am I on speakerphone!

[waits]

We find the defendents incredibly guilty.

[Rollo Tomasi]

Game over, man, game over!

[Boyo Jim]

Originally Posted by waits

We find the defendents incredibly guilty.

Juror: We find the defendents ... quilty.
Judge: Do you mean, "Guilty?"
Juror: Oh yeah, the g looked like a q.

[The Second Stone]

"Of all the gin joints, in all the world, she had to walk into mine."

[Stink Fish Pot]

"I hate you more! If hate were people, I'd be China!"

"I'll have what she's having"

"I can't do that! Can YOU do that? How can THEY do that? Who ARE those guys?"


"Here come the rain clouds."

[gaffa]

"It's not my goddamn planet, monkeyboy!"

[gaffa]

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career...I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed...you know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

[cruel butterfly]

I don't know. Maybe it was Utah.

[Alessan]

"But I don't want to be Judge Judy and executioner!"

[Krokodil]

"Hasn't she heard about the miracle of masturbation?"

[Krokodil]

"It's really not that great a restaurant. Plus, the maitre d' had this really disgusting cold sore."

[HelloKitty]

"There's no crying in baseball!!"

[buddha_david]

"We need to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner!"

[Rick]

It's twue! It's twue!

[DirkGntly]

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

[ThelmaLou]

"From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fuckin' boat."

[SandyHook]

Originally Posted by Wargamer

'Dying ain't much of a living, boy.'

My favorite, Clint Eastwood rolled up in one sentence.

[Small Hen]

Originally Posted by Krokodil

"It's really not that great a restaurant. Plus, the maitre d' had this really disgusting cold sore."

I googled this and got nothin'. What's this from?

[Wargamer]

I aim to misbehave.

[A Dodgy Dude]

"He'll regret it to his dying day....if ever he lives that long."

[Son of a Rich]

Originally Posted by phxjcc

"Carol the waitress, Simon the fag."

"Think white and get serious".

[Patch]

John Wayne: "That's the stuff that dreams are made of."

Right before Richard Boone opens the trunk and finds not $1,000,000, but cut up newspaper, and realizes the ransom drop just got a lot more complicated as Wayne levels a shotgun at him.

Damn, I love that film.

[Face Intentionally Left Blank]

"This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him."

/ I love this thread SO MUCH!

[DummyGladHands]

"As you wish."

No single movie line has achieved anything like the vast swath of female swoonage that this one has.

Have to say, I think "You complete me" trumps that one.

[LawMonkey]

"Yeah... and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot."

"Baby, you got real ugly."

"Hail to the King, baby."

[Kenm]

Leopold! Leopold! Leopold. . . .

[Darth Nader]

Originally Posted by Wargamer

I aim to misbehave.

Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

[outlierrn]

'Yes, well, this is a nocturne; you know, Frederic Fuckin' Chopin.'

[gaffa]

Originally Posted by ThelmaLou

"From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fuckin' boat."

I've no idea what movie this line is from, but it made me giggle.

[Oakminster]

"Puny god."

[outlierrn]

Originally Posted by gaffa

I've no idea what movie this line is from, but it made me giggle.

Bull Duram, great line in a great scene



'Ball four'

[Miller]

Did you see the size of that chicken!?

[Rick]

Juuust a little outside.

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[Tara57]

"Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.”

[tdn]

Originally Posted by Face Intentionally Left Blank

"This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him."

"He said I looked like his mother. He hates his mother. So, if I look like his mother and you look like his father... this is what our son would look like. Pretty strong argument for birth control."

[sevenwood]

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

Those fargin' iceholes! This is fargin' war!

[divemaster]

Originally Posted by Face Intentionally Left Blank

"This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him."

Originally Posted by tdn

"He said I looked like his mother. He hates his mother. So, if I look like his mother and you look like his father... this is what our son would look like. Pretty strong argument for birth control."

Let me get this straight. I'm being marked down?!?...[whiny]I've been kidnapped by K-Mart!

[tdn]

"Thirty inches of thigh slappin', blood pumpin', nuclear brain damage!!!"

That movie is one long quote.

[DCnDC]

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

[Sister Vigilante]

Is there air?! You don't know!

[rsat3acr]

"You can lead a horse to water but a pencils got to be lead." Stan Laurel