Speak to me only in The Big Bang Theory quotes.

[Oakminster]

What up, Shel-bot?

[garygnu]

Face it dude, whether it’s a real car or a virtual cartoon car, you can’t drive.

[Llama Llogophile]

I informed you thusly, I so informed you thusly!

[Dendarii Dame]

It's a Saturnalia miracle!

[teela brown]

Check it out, it's R2 D-bag.

[silenus]

Well, I mean she didn't look through me with soul-sucking ball-shriveling hatred and contempt. I like that in a woman.

[Annie-Xmas]

Stale pastry is hollow succour to a man who is bereft of ostrich

[garygnu]

Blink twice if you're here against you're will.

[silenus]

Amy is right, I do wanna fling my poop at her.

[Small Clanger]

We are not living together... where's my bat signal?

[Wargamer]

Ahh crap, let's go find me a heinie to bite.

[kunilou]

Boy, would it maybe kill them to put out a nice brisket?

[silenus]

Tonight I spice my mead with goblin blood!

[Accidental Martyr]

Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!

[kunilou]

Obviously, you're not well-suited for three dimensional chess. Maybe three dimensional Candyland would be more your speed.

[silenus]

Ooh, these are cute. Of course if I buy them, I'll have to rent my womb out to a gay couple.

[Annie-Xmas]

Soft kitty
Warm kitty.
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty.
Sleepy kitty.
Purr, purr, purr.

[Johnny Q]

I call this one Zazzles, because she's so zazzy.

[Drunky Smurf]

He gets his temper from his daddy. He's got my eyes. All that science stuff that comes from Jesus.

[teela brown]

Originally Posted by Annie-Xmas

Soft kitty
Warm kitty.
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty.
Sleepy kitty.
Purr, purr, purr.

OK, I'm sleepy now. Get out.

[Shadez]

I’m not sure I’m comfortable harbouring a fugitive from the 2311 North Los Robles Corporation.

[etv78]

Originally Posted by silenus

Amy is right, I do wanna fling my poop at her.

<hijack> The episode with this line was on tonight. (Couldn't place it before seeing the episode) <hijack>

[K364]

Ma, you gotta rent me a tux!

Right now? What kind of sex are you having up there?

[silenus]

I said I'm her friend, not her gay friend.

[movingfinger]

Holy crap on a cracker.

[etv78]

Originally Posted by movingfinger

Holy crap on a cracker.

See post #9

[Oakminster]

It's illegal to spay a human being.

[AaronX]

I always thought these threads had to have a coherent structure, not a soundboard of quotes.

What would you be if you were attached to an object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?

[teela brown]

Originally Posted by AaronX

What would you be if you were attached to an object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?

Screwed.

Oh, why hast thou forsaken me, deity whose existence I doubt?

[Oakminster]

I saved a nun's life. Why am I being punished?

[Wargamer]

Wil Wheaton is evil! He played the Dead MeeMaw card!

[swampbear]

I want a cookie MeeMaw.

[garygnu]

There once was a brave lad named Leonard,
with a fi-fi-fiddle-dee-dee.
He faced a fearsome giant,
while Raj just wanted to pee.

[Annie-Xmas]

Remember how we use to pose these things so they looked like they were masturbating?

[Scarlett67]

But if you're ever short, there's always a couple of fifties in Green Lantern's ass.

[teela brown]

Sheldon tried to take the Ring and I punched him in the nose!

That's my girl.

[Annie-Xmas]

Hello, I... Oh, I don't think so... I am so done with Twitter.

[YogSosoth]

Is it hot in here or is it just Summer?

[garygnu]

Oh, Bernadette, please play my clarinet.

[Jackmannii]

Okay, ground rules: no sponge baths, and definitely no enemas.

[Wargamer]

You rat bastard!

[Shodan]

I had to leave. They were having fun wrong.

Regards,
Shodan

[etv78]

Originally Posted by garygnu

Face it dude, whether it’s a real car or a virtual cartoon car, you can’t drive.

Until I saw the rerun yesterday, I thought this was Leonard, not Raj.

[Annie-Xmas]

Originally Posted by bmoak

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

But I wish I had followed up with those specialists in Houston like the doctor suggested.

[Annie-Xmas]

Twelve years out of high school and I'm still sitting at the geeks table.

That line by Leonard simply sums up The Big Bang Theory for me.

[Kalea]

Originally Posted by Oakminster

What up, Shel-bot?

What's the gist, physicist?

[etv78]

I don't know about your sex drive, but I'm good until New Year's.

[Annie-Xmas]

We're going to see Koothrappali, not kill Batman.

[PandaBear77]

I'm seriously considering asking that busboy to ravish me in the alleyway while I eat cheesecake.

[Llama Llogophile]

At one point Raj put on reggae music and his sister took off her shoes. It was like the last days of Caligula!