In old fiction you run across terms for something new or not yet existing that are archaic and hilarious today. List terms used and what they were. No derogatory terms please.
Computer used to refer to a mathematician or navigator on the space ship.
Penises referring to cylindrical space ships with a pointed nose or bullet shaped ships.
“making love” to mean flirting or courting - as seen in C. S. Lewis’ “The Silver Chair” for example: “[Jill] made love to everyone — the grooms, the porters, the housemaids, and the elderly giant lords.”
Yes it confuses you when you first encounter it. John was seen making love to Lord Falmer’s wife, when all they had was a flirtatious chat or long eye contact in public.
I came in here to post that too. I did a double-take the first time I ever encountered it, because it grammatically could have meant “have sex with”, but was contextually very strange. I don’t remember the exact quote but it was something like:
“I spent all night making love to her in the restaurant.”
Ugh. Now I have the mental image of Jill making love to elderly giant lords.
Okay – I’ve been reading science fiction for several decades now, and have an interest in a lot of the older stuff. I have never encountered “penis” as a term for a cylindrical space ship that wasn’t making an explicit correlation between the male anatomy and the ship. (Like in the movie Flesh Gordon, or in Kurt Vonnegut’s short piece for one of the Dangerous Visions collections, The Big Space Fuck)
If you’re gonna claim that “penis” was innocently synonymous with “spoaceship”, I’m gonna have to see a citation or an example. I don’t think Science Fiction was ever that naive.
“The things you see when you haven’t got your gun.”
I’ve seen attempts to modernise it by substituting “gun” for “camera”. But the original tone of “I say, there’s a new specimen! Jenkins, hand me the .303 research tool and I shall science it between the eyes.” is almost unfathomably odd now.
If you go back a couple of hundred years, you find lots of these Adventurer – In colobnial days, an “adventurer” was someone who provided money for establishing a colony. Adventurers stayed home and sat on their asses. They didn’t get involved in what we would call an “adventure” – they paid other people to do that.
Projector – In Gulliver’s Travels a “projector” was what we would call a “professor” or a “researcher”
** Regulator** – Today a Regulator is someone who regulates, or oversees a regulation. Or something that governs a process on a mechanical device, suxch as a speedc or voltage regulator. But the term used to be used several now pretty much obsolete definitions, such as political activists, self-appointed policemen,