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Old 10-15-2012, 02:44 PM
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I was blessed by one of the monks who travel with The Dalai Lama.
So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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Old 10-15-2012, 02:46 PM
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despite the nick name NurseCarmen, I am most assuredly male.
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Old 10-15-2012, 02:52 PM
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despite the nick name NurseCarmen, I am most assuredly male.
So far this is the most shocking revelation in this thread.
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Old 10-15-2012, 03:51 PM
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My husband, kids and I are very active in the build-a-device-to-fling-a-pumpkin world.
there is an entire world? seriously?


at work, I frequently don't know what's going on.
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Old 10-15-2012, 04:54 PM
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I once advertised on Craigslist for a manscape. Never got it.
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Old 10-15-2012, 05:05 PM
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Old 10-15-2012, 05:18 PM
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I shook hands with then-President Clinton and his wife.
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Old 10-15-2012, 06:30 PM
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I was on TV with Joni Mitchell.
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Old 10-15-2012, 06:49 PM
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I once sang 'I'm a little teapot' in a sweat lodge, along with 6 half-naked Maori guys.
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Old 10-15-2012, 07:00 PM
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ummmm I am a bit obsessed with rocks at the moment.
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Old 10-15-2012, 07:43 PM
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Second entry... (Is this against the rules?)


I don't like most people.
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Old 10-15-2012, 08:05 PM
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I have a big heart.
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Second entry... (Is this against the rules?)


I don't like most people.
Makes your first post a little misleading.
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Old 10-15-2012, 08:29 PM
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Makes your first post a little misleading.
LOL. Yeah, I can see how that reads. Perhaps I should have said "I have a big heart for those I care about."
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:00 PM
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As the OP, I guess I can say that everyone gets a second one considering you were all good and kept it to one per post.

Second thing about me:
On two completely separate occassions with two different women, I've been engaged to them before going on a date with them. No mail-order brides or arranged marriages involved.
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:09 PM
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I've been engaged to them before going on a date with them.
Could you explain?
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:22 PM
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On February 24, 2008 I had a hole in one. Heritage Hunt #11.
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:30 PM
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Um, I fell asleep during sex once.
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Old 10-15-2012, 10:16 PM
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I may have saved people lives two or three times, but don't have interesting stories about it.

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I can swear like a Cornish fishwife in Esperanto.
I want lessons.
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Old 10-15-2012, 10:35 PM
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I once lived in a hotel for 3 months.
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Old 10-15-2012, 11:25 PM
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In college our chorus performed Dave Brubeck's The Light in the Wilderness, with Dave Brubeck.
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Old 10-15-2012, 11:45 PM
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It's the empty shell, the snail having long shuffled off. You put it between your knuckles like this: (you'll just have to imagine that bit ) and blow. I'll try to photo it later.
OK, that makes sense. I can blow a conch shell.

Now that the OP has said that we can tell another thing, not only can I blow a conch shell, I've had sex on a running Harley. Don't do this at home, kids. Its painful falling off and having guy and bike land on you. Go to a park and try it on grass.
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Old 10-15-2012, 11:50 PM
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I gotta poop.

Back in 10 minutes.
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Old 10-16-2012, 12:25 AM
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Sometimes, my ears will unconsciously move in response to sudden sounds.
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Old 10-16-2012, 01:31 AM
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I sang solo on stage for the President of Brazil and 3500 other people.
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Old 10-16-2012, 06:33 AM
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Minha segunda coisa:

I play drums in a band here in Luanda. We have played on an offshore platform and at several embassy parties, including a 4th of July bash at the US embassy.
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Old 10-16-2012, 06:37 AM
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I have never carved a Halloween pumpkin lantern, but intend to change that this year. (Was that two things?)
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Old 10-16-2012, 07:50 AM
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I have had an Aye Aye walk up my arm, and sit on my shoulder.
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Old 10-16-2012, 07:54 AM
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Super de Dooper de GAY here. In fact I'm a gold star gay. Never been with a member of the opposite gender. I love my Husband and we're celebrating our 16 year anniversary the 15th of this very month. Although he has soiled himself with the snu-snu of the opposite gender, I love him with my whole heart and will until the day I die...
This . . . everything except that our 25th anniversary will be next month.
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Old 10-16-2012, 09:13 AM
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Old 10-16-2012, 09:19 AM
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Share one fact about yourself. Could be funny or poignant or interesting or unique. Just make it one (and yes this question is supposed to be hard so just pick one).
I taught myself (with instruction books) to play cello.

To a Royal Conservatory of Canada Grade 6 level.

In 3 months.
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Old 10-16-2012, 09:57 AM
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I taught myself (with instruction books) to play cello.

To a Royal Conservatory of Canada Grade 6 level.

In 3 months.
But were you only eight years old?
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Old 10-16-2012, 10:02 AM
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A month ago, the Federal building in downtown Kansas Ciity was shut down due to a terrorist/bomb scare. It was a misunderstanding.

Part of my job this week is to work on looking in to the events that led up to this.
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Old 10-16-2012, 10:23 AM
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I've read every book written by Asimov, Heinlein and Ellison(so far).
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Old 10-16-2012, 10:26 AM
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I've read every book written by Asimov, Heinlein and Ellison(so far).
I started re-reading Heinlein - really enjoying them - fun to read.
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Old 10-16-2012, 10:31 AM
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I'm not very interesting.
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Old 10-16-2012, 07:21 PM
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In my thirty-three years of life, I have never consumed even one alcoholic beverage.

(My list of "never haves" is a mile long, but I'm only allowed to share one. )
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Old 10-16-2012, 07:32 PM
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I'm not very interesting.
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In my thirty-three years of life, I have never consumed even one alcoholic beverage.

(My list of "never haves" is a mile long, but I'm only allowed to share one. )
You two should really hook up.
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Old 10-16-2012, 08:15 PM
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I made a snow angel...in my bathing suit (on the beach on New Year's Day).
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Old 10-16-2012, 08:49 PM
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As the OP, I guess I can say that everyone gets a second one...
I played bass and was the principal lyricist in a high school garage band in the early 70s. We called ourselves The Baja Brigade.

Last edited by blondebear; 10-16-2012 at 08:50 PM..
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:46 AM
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I've mentioned this in the past, but I think it's worth mentioning again.

I walked in on Alan Greenspan, who was sitting on the toilet in Ayn Rand's bathroom.
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Old 10-17-2012, 03:11 AM
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The first time I ever appeared on national television, you couldn't see me at all. I was a puppeteer.
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Old 10-17-2012, 04:23 AM
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I sat next to Nile Rodgers on my last transatlantic flight, founder of Chic and producer for Diana Ross, David Bowie and Madonna.

Cool dreads, man, but also terminal cancer. The things people share just for being sat next to each other....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nile_Rodgers

Oh, here is where he was heading for...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ni...okFest2012.png

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Old 10-17-2012, 05:33 AM
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I'm not very interesting.
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In my thirty-three years of life, I have never consumed even one alcoholic beverage.

(My list of "never haves" is a mile long, but I'm only allowed to share one. )
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You two should really hook up.
Except that I drink alcoholic beverages.
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Old 10-17-2012, 06:17 AM
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Men hit on me in planes.
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Old 10-17-2012, 07:31 AM
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My name is in space.

In the 1990's, NASA invited people to submit their names to be engraved on several microchips that were then attached to the Stardust spacecraft, which was to sample dust from the tail of a comet and then send those samples back to earth. I and 1.3 million of my close friends submitted our names, which were then launched in 1999. One set of chips returned to earth in 2004 with those samples, but the other set will remain out there forever. It's not as cool as being one of the engineers who designed the Voyager spacecraft, but it's still pretty cool knowing that I have personally affected something millions of miles away.
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Old 10-17-2012, 08:07 AM
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I recently became good friends with a homeless person. I hate that she's homeless. So does she. We're going on a picnic tomorrow.

I should probably help her find a job.
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Old 10-17-2012, 08:14 AM
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I'm not very interesting.
hmmm... I'd like to hear more about this.
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Old 10-17-2012, 08:31 AM
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I am a Mayflower descendant on my mother's side, but neither she nor my grandmother knew this.
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Old 10-17-2012, 08:36 AM
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I'm not very interesting.
That's fascinating.
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Old 10-17-2012, 08:40 AM
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My name is in space.

In the 1990's, NASA invited people to submit their names to be engraved on several microchips that were then attached to the Stardust spacecraft....
Hey, me too, but on one of the Mars rovers, through a Planetary Society offer.
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