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Old 10-30-2012, 12:44 AM
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Fuck. I need new glasses. Came in thinking she was selling beer.

So, this is the Pit. What was her beef anyway?
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Old 10-30-2012, 01:42 AM
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So, this is the Pit. What was her beef anyway?
Who knows? Probably just had an ox to grind.

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Old 10-30-2012, 02:05 AM
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Once there was an oven....
Once I had an oven--
Made it cook,
Never gave me no grief.
Once I had an oven,
Now I don't.
Brother, can you cook my beef?
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Old 10-30-2012, 02:08 AM
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Hello

Is that me you are looking for?
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Old 10-30-2012, 09:45 AM
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Old 10-30-2012, 09:46 AM
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Is that me you are looking for?
I can see it in your eyes...
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Old 10-30-2012, 09:55 AM
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Who asked the mods to horn in, anyway?
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Old 10-30-2012, 10:05 AM
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Who asked the mods to horn in, anyway?
Al Gore.
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Old 10-30-2012, 11:02 AM
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I'm going to have to ruminant over this topic...


Man I stink at this.
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Old 10-30-2012, 11:07 AM
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Some of these posts deserve a prize of some sort...perhaps a petite medallion.
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Old 10-30-2012, 11:08 AM
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Woah, a free rump roast.
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Old 10-30-2012, 02:12 PM
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A thread like this is a medium-rare treat.
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Old 10-30-2012, 02:17 PM
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Let me whey in on this.

Can't you people find something udder to do?

After skimming this whole thread I've come to the conclusion that its mostly fodder, about 2% useful, and needs to be pasteurized.
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Old 10-30-2012, 02:22 PM
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BubbaDog, I've herd enough outta you! Why don't you just mooooove on to greener pastures?
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Old 10-30-2012, 02:29 PM
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I've never seen a thread that had as much bull as this one.
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Old 10-30-2012, 02:34 PM
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... rump ...



::you said rump::
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Old 10-30-2012, 03:37 PM
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Burger? I hardly knew her!
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Old 10-30-2012, 04:05 PM
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Is it just me or is this getting kind of crazy? Maybe I need more coffee; regular, not decalf.
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Old 10-30-2012, 04:18 PM
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Hay, you guys are graze-y, can you be sear-ious for a minute? I dairy to. I double dog dairy to. Just for a minute.

Now about this Katie-- Is she a heifer or what?
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Old 10-30-2012, 04:57 PM
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I've never seen a thread that had as much bull as this one.
Whatsa matter? Can't take a good ribbing? It's really not worth getting all up in a slather about it.







Damn it....now I'm hungry.

Cornbread
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Old 10-30-2012, 04:59 PM
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Knock Knock

Who's there?

KatePS

KatePS wh--

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Old 10-30-2012, 08:14 PM
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Was that from Beat The Meatles?
All the kids dig that Bersey Meat sound!
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Old 10-30-2012, 09:24 PM
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Knock Knock

Who's there?

KatePS

KatePS wh--

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That's low.
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Old 10-30-2012, 10:15 PM
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Just my opinion, but eye fillet this thread has got silly.
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Old 10-30-2012, 10:16 PM
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This thread is fattening up at a feedlot now, but pretty soon it will be off to the slaughterhouse.
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Old 10-30-2012, 10:26 PM
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Don't have a cow over Kate's banning.
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Old 10-30-2012, 11:25 PM
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I may need to ruminate on this for a while. Sort of chew it over.
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Old 10-31-2012, 12:09 AM
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How does Tarzan wrap his presents?

SPOILER:
With a bovine!

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Old 10-31-2012, 02:04 AM
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Just my opinion, but eye fillet this thread has got silly.
Hey, we're just ribbing you. But I'm not sure we cud stop it.
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Old 10-31-2012, 02:37 AM
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Hey, we're just ribbing you. But I'm not sure we cud stop it.
I'll steak my reputation on that!
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Old 10-31-2012, 11:16 AM
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Let me whey in on this.

Can't you people find something udder to do?

After skimming this whole thread I've come to the conclusion that its mostly fodder, about 2% useful, and needs to be pasteurized.
Eh, it was worth it to watch Linctus have a cow over the banning.
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Old 10-31-2012, 11:30 AM
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I thought I herd insults here, but they're hard to diss heifer.
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Old 10-31-2012, 11:34 AM
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That's offal.
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Old 10-31-2012, 12:35 PM
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Enough. I've had it this thread. I'm going to read something Elsie.
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Old 10-31-2012, 12:40 PM
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Herd enough of this, have you?
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Old 10-31-2012, 12:46 PM
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Hi Kate,

I'm not new here, but I would like to share my beef with you.
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Old 10-31-2012, 02:00 PM
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Eh, it was worth it to watch Linctus have a cow over the banning.
Kate crusader.
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Old 10-31-2012, 03:33 PM
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This thread is so sick it should be wheeled out on a guernsey, shoved into an ambullance and taken to the vet.
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Old 10-31-2012, 03:38 PM
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This thread is so sick it should be wheeled out on a guernsey, shoved into an ambullance and taken to the vet.
Or the butcher.
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Old 10-31-2012, 03:40 PM
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Could we just chuck this thread out now?
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Old 10-31-2012, 03:45 PM
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I canter figure out how you all can keep this up without your voices getting horse.

Whinnied to find another topic, shoe-rly this can't go on until Saddle-day.

Wait. What?
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Old 10-31-2012, 03:57 PM
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Could we just chuck this thread out now?
This is a prime example of why we should.
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Old 10-31-2012, 04:03 PM
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Aww stick a fork in it. It's done. Done like dinner.
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Old 10-31-2012, 04:04 PM
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I canter figure out how you all can keep this up without your voices getting horse.

Whinnied to find another topic, shoe-rly this can't go on until Saddle-day.

Wait. What?
Way to steer the thread in the wrong direction
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Old 10-31-2012, 04:06 PM
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Way to steer the thread in the wrong direction
I intially hesitated, because I felt sheepish.

Ewe understand.

Or maybe I'm not playing this game very wool. If we're keeping score, someone will surely bleat me.


Edit: I wish Kate was here. I'm feeling horny.

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Old 10-31-2012, 04:14 PM
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I'm about ready to cry "calf rope".
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Old 10-31-2012, 04:15 PM
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I intially hesitated, because I felt sheepish.

Ewe understand.

Or maybe I'm not playing this game very wool. If we're keeping score, someone will surely bleat me.


Edit: I wish Kate was here. I'm feeling horny.
After rereading my last post I'm kind of hamming and hawing. The thread was a little boar-ing until you larded it with some alternative livestock humor. That took chicharones and if anyone wants to get into a scrapple with you over it, that's their problem. Sow don't worry about it.

And if Linctus gets his way and they un-ban Kate you'll have plenty of time to b-oink.

OK, I'll go away now
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Old 10-31-2012, 04:17 PM
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I see ugly ripe tomato managed to catchup.
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Old 10-31-2012, 04:23 PM
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I see ugly ripe tomato managed to catchup.
Condiments, now?

I don't relish the future of this thread. Mayonnaise a lotta directions this could go now.

Butter just leave it alone, rather than try and pull off this caper.
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Old 10-31-2012, 04:33 PM
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You can't hide your lyonnaise.
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