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Siam Sam · #**101** 10-29-2012, 11:44 PM

Fuck. I need new glasses. Came in thinking she was selling beer.

So, this is the Pit. What was her beef anyway?

Biotop · #**102** 10-30-2012, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Siam Sam

So, this is the Pit. What was her beef anyway?

Who knows? Probably just had an ox to grind.

Spoons · #**103** 10-30-2012, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autolycus

Once there was an oven....

Once I had an oven--
Made it cook,
Never gave me no grief.
Once I had an oven,
Now I don't.
Brother, can you cook my beef?

Indian · #**104** 10-30-2012, 01:08 AM

Is that me you are looking for?

Waxwinged · #**105** 10-30-2012, 08:45 AM

Do not give her the love. The moment we give them love, the spammers win.

digs · #**106** 10-30-2012, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indian

Is that me you are looking for?

I can see it in your eyes...

Malacandra · #**107** 10-30-2012, 08:55 AM

Who asked the mods to horn in, anyway?

Vita Beata · #**108** 10-30-2012, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malacandra

Who asked the mods to horn in, anyway?

Al Gore.

lost4life · #**109** 10-30-2012, 10:02 AM

I'm going to have to ruminant over this topic...

Man I stink at this.

blondebear · #**110** 10-30-2012, 10:07 AM

Some of these posts deserve a prize of some sort...perhaps a petite medallion.

lieu · #**111** 10-30-2012, 10:08 AM

Woah, a free rump roast.

Astral Rejection · #**112** 10-30-2012, 01:12 PM

A thread like this is a medium-rare treat.

BubbaDog · #**113** 10-30-2012, 01:17 PM

Let me whey in on this.

Can't you people find something udder to do?

After skimming this whole thread I've come to the conclusion that its mostly fodder, about 2% useful, and needs to be pasteurized.

Astral Rejection · #**114** 10-30-2012, 01:22 PM

BubbaDog, I've herd enough outta you! Why don't you just mooooove on to greener pastures?

cochrane · #**115** 10-30-2012, 01:29 PM

I've never seen a thread that had as much bull as this one.

digs · #**116** 10-30-2012, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lieu

... rump ...

::you said rump::

drewtwo99 · #**117** 10-30-2012, 02:37 PM

Burger? I hardly knew her!

Gedd · #**118** 10-30-2012, 03:05 PM

Is it just me or is this getting kind of crazy? Maybe I need more coffee; regular, not decalf.

Happy Lendervedder · #**119** 10-30-2012, 03:18 PM

Hay, you guys are graze-y, can you be sear-ious for a minute? I dairy to. I double dog dairy to. Just for a minute.

Now about this Katie-- Is she a heifer or what?

Crab Rangoon · #**120** 10-30-2012, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cochrane

I've never seen a thread that had as much bull as this one.

Whatsa matter? Can't take a good ribbing? It's really not worth getting all up in a slather about it.

Damn it....now I'm hungry.
Cornbread

drewtwo99 · #**121** 10-30-2012, 03:59 PM

Knock Knock

Who's there?

KatePS

KatePS wh--

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Toucanna · #**122** 10-30-2012, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Czarcasm

Was that from Beat The Meatles?

All the kids dig that Bersey Meat sound!

Biotop · #**123** 10-30-2012, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewtwo99

Knock Knock

Who's there?

KatePS

KatePS wh--

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That's low.

Princhester · #**124** 10-30-2012, 09:15 PM

Just my opinion, but eye fillet this thread has got silly.

Freddy the Pig · #**125** 10-30-2012, 09:16 PM

This thread is fattening up at a feedlot now, but pretty soon it will be off to the slaughterhouse.

EmilyG · #**126** 10-30-2012, 09:26 PM

Don't have a cow over Kate's banning.

elucidator · #**127** 10-30-2012, 10:25 PM

I may need to ruminate on this for a while. Sort of chew it over.

drewtwo99 · #**128** 10-30-2012, 11:09 PM

How does Tarzan wrap his presents?

SPOILER:

Siam Sam · #**129** 10-31-2012, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Princhester

Just my opinion, but eye fillet this thread has got silly.

Hey, we're just ribbing you. But I'm not sure we cud stop it.

Spoons · #**130** 10-31-2012, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Siam Sam

Hey, we're just ribbing you. But I'm not sure we cud stop it.

I'll steak my reputation on that!

ugly ripe tomato · #**131** 10-31-2012, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BubbaDog

Let me whey in on this.

Can't you people find something udder to do?

After skimming this whole thread I've come to the conclusion that its mostly fodder, about 2% useful, and needs to be pasteurized.

Eh, it was worth it to watch Linctus have a cow over the banning.

Vita Beata · #**132** 10-31-2012, 10:30 AM

I thought I herd insults here, but they're hard to diss heifer.

Siam Sam · #**133** 10-31-2012, 10:34 AM

That's offal.

Biotop · #**134** 10-31-2012, 11:35 AM

Enough. I've had it this thread. I'm going to read something Elsie.

Siam Sam · #**135** 10-31-2012, 11:40 AM

Herd enough of this, have you?

Darth Panda · #**136** 10-31-2012, 11:46 AM

Hi Kate,

I'm not new here, but I would like to share my beef with you.

lieu · #**137** 10-31-2012, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ugly ripe tomato

Eh, it was worth it to watch Linctus have a cow over the banning.

Kate crusader.

Czarcasm · #**138** 10-31-2012, 02:33 PM

This thread is so sick it should be wheeled out on a guernsey, shoved into an ambullance and taken to the vet.

runner pat · #**139** 10-31-2012, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Czarcasm

This thread is so sick it should be wheeled out on a guernsey, shoved into an ambullance and taken to the vet.

Or the butcher.

Euphonious Polemic · #**140** 10-31-2012, 02:40 PM

Could we just chuck this thread out now?

Sicks Ate · #**141** 10-31-2012, 02:45 PM

I canter figure out how you all can keep this up without your voices getting horse.

Whinnied to find another topic, shoe-rly this can't go on until Saddle-day.

Wait. What?

Happy Lendervedder · #**142** 10-31-2012, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Euphonious Polemic

Could we just chuck this thread out now?

This is a prime example of why we should.

gregorio · #**143** 10-31-2012, 03:03 PM

Aww stick a fork in it. It's done. Done like dinner.

ugly ripe tomato · #**144** 10-31-2012, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sicks Ate

I canter figure out how you all can keep this up without your voices getting horse.

Whinnied to find another topic, shoe-rly this can't go on until Saddle-day.

Wait. What?

Way to steer the thread in the wrong direction

Sicks Ate · #**145** 10-31-2012, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ugly ripe tomato

Way to steer the thread in the wrong direction

I intially hesitated, because I felt sheepish.

Ewe understand.

Or maybe I'm not playing this game very wool. If we're keeping score, someone will surely bleat me.

Edit: I wish Kate was here. I'm feeling horny.

Malacandra · #**146** 10-31-2012, 03:14 PM

I'm about ready to cry "calf rope".

ugly ripe tomato · #**147** 10-31-2012, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sicks Ate

I intially hesitated, because I felt sheepish.

Ewe understand.

Or maybe I'm not playing this game very wool. If we're keeping score, someone will surely bleat me.

Edit: I wish Kate was here. I'm feeling horny.

After rereading my last post I'm kind of hamming and hawing. The thread was a little boar-ing until you larded it with some alternative livestock humor. That took chicharones and if anyone wants to get into a scrapple with you over it, that's their problem. Sow don't worry about it.

And if Linctus gets his way and they un-ban Kate you'll have plenty of time to b-oink.

OK, I'll go away now

Malacandra · #**148** 10-31-2012, 03:17 PM

I see ugly ripe tomato managed to catchup.

Sicks Ate · #**149** 10-31-2012, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malacandra

I see ugly ripe tomato managed to catchup.

Condiments, now?

I don't relish the future of this thread. Mayonnaise a lotta directions this could go now.

Butter just leave it alone, rather than try and pull off this caper.

elucidator · #**150** 10-31-2012, 03:33 PM

You can't hide your lyonnaise.

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