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Old 11-04-2012, 08:10 AM
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Yeah, I'd get off the back porch pronto before the neighbours report you to the police.
That would be a cowardly thing to do.
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Old 11-04-2012, 08:27 AM
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Moderators...they're so...Bossy.
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I don't mind em being bossy. I am 100% understanding that I am fighting an uphill battle here, and I am also 100% understanding that it's a bit of a silly battle to be fighting given that "my side" has never been a formal "ally"* and potentially doesn't care. It's almost like I'm Big T, but less sensitive or something.
Pssst..... Bossy is a name for a cow...


I'm outta here, cowabunga dudes.

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Old 11-04-2012, 10:56 PM
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Don't have a cow, man!
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Old 11-04-2012, 11:45 PM
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Wow...

Reason #1286 I love the Straight Dope
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Old 11-04-2012, 11:47 PM
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Wow now, brown cow.

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Old 11-05-2012, 05:03 PM
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Wow! Jokes were posted at a brisket pace, but now, no posts in almost 18 hours. Looks like this thread has ground to a halt. We had fun roasting KatePS, but maybe it's time for the ribbing to stop. Shoulder should we not chuck it?

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Old 11-05-2012, 06:24 PM
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Toucanna there's a lot at steak here. If you can't tough it out, you should just tender your resignation.
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:20 PM
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Wow! Jokes were posted at a brisket pace, but now, no posts in almost 18 hours. Looks like this thread has ground to a halt. We had fun roasting KatePS, but maybe it's time for the ribbing to stop. Shoulder should we not chuck it?
Now that's just graze-y talk.
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:52 PM
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I keep picturing Gary Larson's cows.
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Old 11-06-2012, 12:11 AM
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This is a Grade A thread. Some prime posts here, for sure. Definitely a cut above.
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Old 11-06-2012, 06:38 AM
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Two bulls at the top of the hill. They look down the slope and see a herd of cows.

The young bull says, "Let's run down the hill and mate with a cow!"

The old bull says, "Let's walk down and mate with all of them."
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Old 11-06-2012, 06:57 AM
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Old bull and young bull are standing together in a field.

Young bull says "Let's jump that gate and fuck one of those cows".

Old bull says "Son, how bout we walk through that gate and do 'em all".
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Two bulls at the top of the hill. They look down the slope and see a herd of cows.

The young bull says, "Let's run down the hill and mate with a cow!"

The old bull says, "Let's walk down and mate with all of them."
Thanks for re-serving THAT cold dish, Paul S...it kinda lost its spice though.
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:42 AM
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A milking stool has only three legs, because the cow has the udder.
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:48 AM
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Oh, cheese whiz, some of these puns are not very gouda. Ricotta get some cheddar material.
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:49 AM
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I guess we might as well stay in the warm making cow puns - it's friesian outside.
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:51 AM
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I guess we might as well stay in the warm making cow puns - it's friesian outside.
Just pull on a nice warm jersey.
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:54 AM
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A city man was tooling down a country road when his car sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed one of the cows looking at him. "I believe it's your radiator," said the cow. The man nearly jumped right out of his city slicker britches! He ran to the nearest farmhouse and knocked on the door. "A cow just gave me advice about my car!" he shouted, waving his arms franticly back toward the field. The farmer nonchalantly leaned out beyond the door frame to glance down the field. "The cow with two big black spots on it?" the farmer asked slowly. "Yes! Yes! That's the one!" the excited man replied. "Oh. Well, that's Ethel," the farmer said, turning back to the man. "Don't pay any attention to her. She doesn't know a thing about cars."
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:57 AM
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I guess we might as well stay in the warm making cow puns - it's friesian outside.
Yes, the ayrshire does feel quite cold here in Central Virginia this morning.
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Old 11-06-2012, 01:23 PM
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In all seriousness, have the moderators finished discussing whether or not KatePS will be allowed to come back? I've been on the edge of my seat all week and I just can't take it any longer.
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Old 11-06-2012, 01:26 PM
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In all seriousness, have the moderators finished discussing whether or not KatePS will be allowed to come back? I've been on the edge of my seat all week and I just can't take it any longer.
I know we've been milking this thread for all it's worth, butter chances are probably pretty skim. Has it curd to you that cheese had her go and there's no whey the mods will change their minds?

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Old 11-06-2012, 01:55 PM
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I know we've been milking this thread for all it's worth, butter chances are probably pretty skim. Has it curd to you that cheese had her go and there's no whey the mods will change their minds?
Ice cream when I see posts like this.
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Old 11-06-2012, 04:44 PM
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In all seriousness, have the moderators finished discussing whether or not KatePS will be allowed to come back.
I'd like to thank KatePS for starting a thread that has had me chuckling all week.

Poor KatePS, she deserved better. I'm sorry we chased that Galloway.
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Old 11-06-2012, 05:11 PM
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Oh, Lourdais! I've seem to have gotten my Wangus in your Sussex! Such a large Glan pushing hard in your Florida Cracker makes me the king of Beefmasters....
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Old 11-06-2012, 05:23 PM
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Oh, Lourdais! I've seem to have gotten my Wangus in your Sussex! Such a large Glan pushing hard in your Florida Cracker makes me the king of Beefmasters....
Gudali Miss Molly!
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Old 11-06-2012, 05:36 PM
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My next house is going to have a meat locker in the basement instead of this stupid fucking sauna that noone ever uses.
Be careful not to get them confused.

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The morning glory on my back porch is in full bloom today. Truly a beau vine!
FYI, UC Davis (famous for their ag schools - home of the fistulated display cow) has an internal street named Beau Vine Lane. But even they would agree that these puns are so bad that we should shove them into an electronically controlled vault and then destroy the entrecôte.
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Old 11-06-2012, 05:42 PM
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But even they would agree that these puns are so bad that we should shove them into an electronically controlled vault and then destroy the entrecôte.
The Horro! The Horro!
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Old 11-07-2012, 01:37 PM
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Well, looks like it's curtains for KatePS's beef. Least everyone else got their puns down pat.
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Old 11-07-2012, 03:49 PM
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Who knew that a spam thread could unknowingly teach us that there are at least 400 different breeds of cattle? Color me Pie Rouge. Fuck yeah, SDMB! Fuck yeah, KatePS!
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Old 11-07-2012, 04:16 PM
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Old bull and young bull are standing together in a field.

Young bull says "Let's jump that gate and fuck one of those cows".

Old bull says "Son, how bout we walk through that gate and do 'em all".
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Two bulls at the top of the hill. They look down the slope and see a herd of cows.

The young bull says, "Let's run down the hill and mate with a cow!"

The old bull says, "Let's walk down and mate with all of them."
PAUL S, meet Cold Dish. There's a lot of bull in them thar posts.

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Old 11-07-2012, 05:16 PM
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I guess we might as well stay in the warm making cow puns - it's friesian outside.
I'm staying warm by drinking a Holstein of beer. So, I'm feeling no Angus-t. But I don't want to be a Boran repeat puns already used, as that might cause a Dhanni-brook. I don't see this thread lasting Dulong, now. But, I suppose we might as well Kerry on to the Finnish. Gosh, I'm sounding like a Maure-on, aren't I? Hope I don't incur anyone's Rath.

Gotta go! Siri* tells me my Limousin is here.


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Old 11-07-2012, 06:48 PM
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Thanks for re-serving THAT cold dish, Paul S...it kinda lost its spice though.
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PAUL S, meet Cold Dish. There's a lot of bull in them thar posts.
Clearly there are a lot of people just grazing randomly through this thread.
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Old 11-07-2012, 11:10 PM
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Well, looks like it's curtains for KatePS's beef.
Whatever doesn't kilis makes us stronger.

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Old 11-07-2012, 11:22 PM
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I know we've been milking this thread for all it's worth, butter chances are probably pretty skim. Has it curd to you that cheese had her go and there's no whey the mods will change their minds?
That was epic, good sir. Very well done.
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Old 11-08-2012, 11:16 AM
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So there's no way we're going to steer this thread into sensible territory?
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Old 11-08-2012, 11:20 AM
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So there's no way we're going to steer this thread into sensible territory?
They don't have the balls.
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Old 11-08-2012, 11:21 AM
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I just got my beef delivery yesterday - 175 pounds of grass-fed all natural beef cuts packed neatly into my chest freezer.

Really, it's Chuck full. No bones about it.
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Old 11-08-2012, 11:47 AM
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I think we have officially run out of cow names/references suitable for punning. Might be time to give up and put this thread out to pasture.

That would be the sanhe thing to do.
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Old 11-08-2012, 02:23 PM
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The bovine flatulence in this thread is accelerating global warming.
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Old 11-08-2012, 02:53 PM
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The bovine flatulence in this thread is accelerating global warming.
Alarmist. You always were easily cowed.
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:14 PM
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The bovine flatulence in this thread is accelerating global warming.
It behooves us to try and control bovine flatulence. You are right in the belief that cow Gascon lead to higher global temperatures.
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Old 11-08-2012, 11:30 PM
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Who knew that a spam thread could unknowingly teach us that there are at least 400 different breeds of cattle? Color me Pie Rouge. Fuck yeah, SDMB! Fuck yeah, KatePS!
I think we're going to need abigar thread...
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Old 11-09-2012, 09:07 AM
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I think we're going to need abigar thread...
Alderney not that it's gone on longer than I thought.
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:36 AM
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