I was just being silly yesterday and had a thought that won’t leave my mind. When doctors prescribe marijuana for medicinal use, they should be able to refuse to share their patients’ names when the Feds raid by citing the right to privacy in HIPAA.
The problem is that when marijuana is prescribed to mentally ill patients, they tend to give it away to their friends, or really anyone they consider “nice”. The Feds need to know about this situation, so we would have to add a Sanity Clause.
It’s worse than that. Some anesthesiologists have been found to be trading inhalants for sexual favors from Playboy models. So we have to contend with ether bunnies as well.